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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.
What’s that stuff in the middle of
1) Oreos
2) Custard creams
3) Bourbon biscuits
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.
What’s that stuff in the middle of
1) Oreos - when you burp a baby and they spit out all that white crap. It solidifies and the parents collect it in a tub until the Oreo men come round and weigh it and then offer a price for the contents.
2) Custard creams - school teachers, driving instructors and insurance salesmen collect their spittle which collects at the edge of their lips. It solidifies and they all collect it in a tub until the custard cream men come round and weigh it and then offer a price of the contents.
3) Bourbon biscuits - I don't know. Toads?
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
Away with the faeries |
"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.
What’s that stuff in the middle of
1) Oreos - when you burp a baby and they spit out all that white crap. It solidifies and the parents collect it in a tub until the Oreo men come round and weigh it and then offer a price for the contents.
2) Custard creams - school teachers, driving instructors and insurance salesmen collect their spittle which collects at the edge of their lips. It solidifies and they all collect it in a tub until the custard cream men come round and weigh it and then offer a price of the contents.
3) Bourbon biscuits - I don't know. Toads?
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "
I may have been a little bit sick in my mouth just now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.
What’s that stuff in the middle of
1) Oreos ----- goat cum
2) Custard creams ------ old cum mixed with lemon essence
3) Bourbon biscuits ----- dried cow poo
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.
What’s that stuff in the middle of
1) Oreos - when you burp a baby and they spit out all that white crap. It solidifies and the parents collect it in a tub until the Oreo men come round and weigh it and then offer a price for the contents.
2) Custard creams - school teachers, driving instructors and insurance salesmen collect their spittle which collects at the edge of their lips. It solidifies and they all collect it in a tub until the custard cream men come round and weigh it and then offer a price of the contents.
3) Bourbon biscuits - I don't know. Toads?
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "
Toads!!!!!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.
What’s that stuff in the middle of
1) Oreos ----- goat cum
2) Custard creams ------ old cum mixed with lemon essence
3) Bourbon biscuits ----- dried cow poo
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "
The lemon really makes it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Congealed decaying Cats milk
2. Congealed Semen
3. A combo of the above but with colouring.
Sugar added to cover unpleasantness."
I normally like Congealed decaying Cats milk more. Taste better out of an Oreo.  |
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