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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Women, what lies do men tell?

Men, what lies to women tell?

examples

'I've only had one pint'

'I'll be ready in 10 minutes'

Try to keep it lighthearted

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Its got an 8 inch cock"

But really its 5 measured with a broken ruler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'It's never happened before'

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"It's fine"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fine " that definitely means they are not haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can cook

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Im straight"

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes babe your dick is big enough

Haha I couldn't resist

Gem x

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

You are alright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I’ll do the dishes in 5 minutes!”

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

No, your bum does not look big in that skirt!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's fine""

This made me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not that common!

It Is a big deal!

And it doesnt happen to everyone!

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman over a year ago

i’ll let you know

Women - it’s fine, no it’s not run now

Men - I’ll be there in 5 minutes, they haven’t even left.

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

I'm not married/attached

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" mmm that tastes yummy "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a new dress duck

No its it's a old from back of the wardrobe

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone lies, just some hurt more than others

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm single, straight, hung like a horse, multiple heavy cummer and can fuck for hours non stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never faked an orgasm.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Guys ‘I’m leaving now’ on phone to home, then order another pint

Women ‘I’m fine’ means I’m not but I really don’t want to talk about it so move on

Me ‘go on then just the one’ and leave somewhere 5 hours later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women - I have never done that before

Men - I will put the toilet seat down

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I love your cooking....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am noticing more and more are lying about their age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am noticing more and more are lying about their age"

Women or Men?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get men telling me they have never measured their cocks and they have no clue what size they are

lie lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘I’m not a fake lesbian’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Its got an 8 inch cock"

But really its 5 measured with a broken ruler "

That’s why I always be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get men telling me they have never measured their cocks and they have no clue what size they are

lie lol"

We all do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men: "I'm single"

Women: "I don't mind what we have to eat"

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By *ert n BerylCouple over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Its not that common!

It Is a big deal!

And it doesnt happen to everyone!

Touch of Racheal from friends there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didnt see your text

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘I’m straight’

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