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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I photo on your wall then I could watch your world go by for the year.

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By *izzie and VictorCouple  over a year ago

worcestershire

Are we thinking you’re just stuck as that object and can’t move, or like in Beauty and the Beast, where you have the body of that object but still can move etc?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are we thinking you’re just stuck as that object and can’t move, or like in Beauty and the Beast, where you have the body of that object but still can move etc?"

Can’t move unless someone uses you

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

The queens personal telephone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d be a light, then it would be a lot easier to turn me on ........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A window. I'd get to look in and out that way.

Or a bed that gets to hold someone. Or be jumped on when the kids come in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Television as id never be alone then, well not in my house x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PP's mixing spoon so I could be handled firmly and licked on occasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I photo on your wall then I could watch your world go by for the year."

Hope you like being bored

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By *anshee99Woman  over a year ago

all over

Someones fav jumper. Then I could hug them all day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A mirror. I'd show people their inner beauty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I would be a lump of granite, six feet below ground at the top of a Welsh mountain.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"A mirror. I'd show people their inner beauty "

Colonoscopy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would be a lump of granite, six feet below ground at the top of a Welsh mountain. "

That’s beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

are you ok ?

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"are you ok ?"

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you ok ?"

Probably not

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By *nvisible_beardMan  over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

A tv so I can entertain myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would be your favourite perfume. Then i get to shoot my load all over you before you go out

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual "

Did you write this one down ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll be my daughters favourite teddy bear!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can I be Kelly Brook's bike seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual

Did you write this one down ?? "

Nah this one isn’t as fun as my usual questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be my daughters favourite teddy bear!! "

Aww

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual

Did you write this one down ??

Nah this one isn’t as fun as my usual questions "

Yes I haven't noticed your usual " can horses run backwards " kinda thread today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual

Did you write this one down ??

Nah this one isn’t as fun as my usual questions Yes I haven't noticed your usual " can horses run backwards " kinda thread today "

No one seems to care for them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Op I’d be your dildo for the year x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Op I’d be your dildo for the year x"

You’ll be in a drawer gathering dust for a year then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual

Did you write this one down ??

Nah this one isn’t as fun as my usual questions Yes I haven't noticed your usual " can horses run backwards " kinda thread today

No one seems to care for them! "

I do , I miss them when there isnt one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Op I’d be your dildo for the year x

You’ll be in a drawer gathering dust for a year then"

No I’ll be a dildo with legs so I’ll come out the drawer and get in your bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A red crayon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Op I’d be your dildo for the year x

You’ll be in a drawer gathering dust for a year then

No I’ll be a dildo with legs so I’ll come out the drawer and get in your bed lol "

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Op I’d be your dildo for the year x

You’ll be in a drawer gathering dust for a year then

No I’ll be a dildo with legs so I’ll come out the drawer and get in your bed lol

No"

No naughty legged dildo for you then

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By *rank speakerMan  over a year ago

Worcester

This one's a little esoteric for me. Nice to see the girls rising to the challenge and us guys descending into our usual tripe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual

Did you write this one down ??

Nah this one isn’t as fun as my usual questions Yes I haven't noticed your usual " can horses run backwards " kinda thread today

No one seems to care for them! "

I love your threads

(And yes they can)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would be my sons blanky

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This one's a little esoteric for me. Nice to see the girls rising to the challenge and us guys descending into our usual tripe? "

What?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Seaside Sussex


"If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be and why?

Bonus points if it’s not something sexual "

May I reply in the style of a tongue twister?

It would be my hope

to be soap on a rope

In Charlize Theron's shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A smart speaker (alexa, but other brands are available) Then i could still listen to music everyday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A red crayon"

I love to eat red crayons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A red crayon

I love to eat red crayons "

That’s my reason.

I wanna be in you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The antenna on top of the empire state building so i could watch over the new york sky line

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

A set of golf clubs but only for a regular golfer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A camera. To capture moments. To act as a mirror. To observe through lense.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be a mobile phone. At least I would always have company and I'd fingered a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A certain statue in our town. Id be happy just watching the world go by, surveying the people as they go about their business

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My motorbike

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can I be a tree please even though that's not really inanimate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I be a tree please even though that's not really inanimate "

Yeah cause it’s you and I like you

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

A Kilner jar

So I could keep things spicy

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By *estofbothCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

I’d be a truck, plenty of travel and always something new to look at. I hope nobody crashes me

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cloud

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