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What NOT to say while you peg your lover?

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By *rattylilfucktoy OP Woman over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Fs, did you have sweetcorn today?’

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Who's the daddy!

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By *borofucktoyMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Your tighter than your brother

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Help! I'm falling in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There must be 50 ways to peg your lover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're getting loose like Stacey's mom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tighter than your brother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There must be 50 ways to peg your lover. "

You just slip in the crack, Jack....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to burst you a new arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops, it snapped

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Open wide, here comes the train!

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By *rattylilfucktoy OP Woman over a year ago

London

I heard a joke once, something along the lines of "a daughter asks her dad if she can borrow the car, dad replies "only if you suck my cock!".

The daughter is disgusted but desperately needs to borrow the car and while going down on her father she asks "why does your cock taste like ass.." to which her father replies " I forgot! I lent the car to your brother"

... I tell the best bad jokes!

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By *eordieGuy 420Man over a year ago

close to Newcastle

It's not as tight as ya ma's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is how to fuck

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By *ave1976XXXMan over a year ago

newmarket

Are your this is your first time, the only arse hole bigger than this is trump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me get the baby wipes

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By *bmarley77Man over a year ago

Nr Derby

......dont worry... Its just a bit of blood.

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

Say nothing as you slide in that bigger dildo, That you swapped from the normal one earlier.

With the loverly comment as it pops in.

Now you know how it feels you ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see London

I SEE FRANCE

I see poop in your anus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuckin loose rnt ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DIP DIP POTATOE CHIP!

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By *borofucktoyMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"DIP DIP POTATOE CHIP!"
battlefield friends

..havent heard that in years.

And for the post: milk,milk lemonade those is there the fridge is made

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brace for impact!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there any Thai football teams In here? ECHO! .....

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Oh... I.mixed up the lube with chilli sauce. Again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oooo that reminds me, I must pop and get some chocolate instant whip later lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No farting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your ring is hurting it'S not my ring it's my watch...

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