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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got it dude, you’re too sexy for them pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup, must be it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's three straight male views....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a fat hairy ugly guy but I do have big arms I get on ok with the ladies maybe its something to do with personality and being polite and a gentleman that women like not just a sexy body and big cock

I could be wrong though just a thought

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm an old bugger and I do alright, so theres someone out there somewhere who'll do you

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Must be something other than their cheese-like bodies that they're attracted to... weird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much do you lift bruh ?

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

Girls on fab OP?

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

Maybe their legs are better than yours

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By *carlettxWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

Cheese string arms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks only go so far! Most women want a connection and to be fair, the sex is always better with a connection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheese string arms are the top of every womans wish list dontcha know

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Looks only go so far! Most women want a connection and to be fair, the sex is always better with a connection "

He knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No other explanation, OP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of women like cheese strings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These women must be crazy , not to go for a guy like you....

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By *anshee99Woman over a year ago

all over

Arrogance isnt attractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Women in general

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks only go so far! Most women want a connection and to be fair, the sex is always better with a connection

He knows

He learns quick as a young man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aha I used to get annoyed by this. So over it now. Not everyone is going to find you attractive, got to have more humility bro

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By *anshee99Woman over a year ago

all over

"Must be something other than their cheese-like bodies that they're attracted to... weird

Cheese is life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of women like cheese strings "

True! OP, you feed to find the vegans!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Must be something other than their cheese-like bodies that they're attracted to... weird

Cheese is life"

I like pickle with mine

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Could be overuse of ‘lol’?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

What a catch.

Im off to the gym...

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Women like cheese. Can't blame them.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

You’re too sexy for your cat lol......

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I love cheese

what was the rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love cheese

what was the rest "

Whats your favourite cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

Do you think you’re good looking then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too sexy to even get messages of swooning admiration...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe because you think you arms are your best feature and they're not all that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love cheese

what was the rest "
he was saying would you like wookiedad to take you out to a cheese and wine tasting day

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

"A lot of women like cheese strings

True! OP, you feed to find the vegans!

Give me a chopped in half cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love private notes... And cheese!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrogance isnt attractive"

But humility IS

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's all about the cheese....except dick cheese obvs

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t like guys who adore themselves. It’s not attractive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrogance isnt attractive

But humility IS"

This

OP you've started another thread about life advice. Mine would be dont big yourself up by putting other people down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrogance isnt attractive

But humility IS

This

OP you've started another thread about life advice. Mine would be dont big yourself up by putting other people down "

Is rite

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By *ike1469Man over a year ago

torquay

Being a gentleman and show respect you can pull any female...I can and do...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all about the cheese....except dick cheese obvs

Fuck, thats me out then!

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Arrogance isnt attractive

But humility IS

This

OP you've started another thread about life advice. Mine would be dont big yourself up by putting other people down "

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

Maybe you’re not as “all that” I you think you are. I’ve “cheese string arms”. I’ve done ok lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d of guessed OP was Gay, maybe it’s the vibe he puts off that is putting women off....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not all about the arms stocky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat people with respect, treat others the way you like to be treated

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By *assy211279Woman over a year ago

middle of nowhere Cornwall

"I'm a fat hairy ugly guy but I do have big arms I get on ok with the ladies maybe its something to do with personality and being polite and a gentleman that women like not just a sexy body and big cock

I could be wrong though just a thought

100% right for most women. There are some how are vain and want looks

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Aren’t you a charmer referring to others as ugly, cheese string.... maybe it’s not all about looks, poses !

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Maybe the 24 gymguys before you snapped up all the ladies, I dunno...

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

Shit bruv....you just dig your own grave with that attitude, if I were you, I would delete my profile and dedicate myself to a life of prayer!

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By *ornyhappyCouple over a year ago

perth

I don't really like cheese. But when it comes to men there are far more important factors than the size of their biceps, you know silly things like personality, sense of humour, intelligence....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly who gives a fuck what you bench or how juiced up you are!

Us cheese string armed ugly lads are flyin!!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

What can I say, us bitches looovveee the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could be wrong though just a thought

Don't put yourself down. You come across as a really decent bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrogance isnt attractive

But humility IS

This

OP you've started another thread about life advice. Mine would be dont big yourself up by putting other people down "

This !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitches love Phil Collins

He’s a cheesy lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it wrong that I'm kinda craving a cheese string now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I'm kinda craving a cheese string now?"

No I thought that as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can I say, us bitches looovveee the cheese. "

I was literally going to post that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You cheddared??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/06/20 19:33:56]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must be something other than their cheese-like bodies that they're attracted to... weird

Cheese is life

I like pickle with mine

Well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of women like cheese strings

True! OP, you feed to find the vegans!

Give me a chopped in half cucumber

Don’t play with your food!

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta love green arrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any girls wanna eat cheese off my body? Probs not a thing but thought I'd ask...

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol

Maybe their legs are better than yours "

Ouch

OP, you'd be surprised how many lurkers there on the forums! Like those girls you want to message who will see this thread and think, nah... It comes across arrogant mate, looks are subjective not everyone likes muscle

Change your tactics

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Gotta love green arrow

"
Only just discovered this... Erm, is there an erase function?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gotta love green arrow

Only just discovered this... Erm, is there an erase function? "

What do you want to get rid of?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

It's probably cause you've got a wee dick

from all the roids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must be something other than their cheese-like bodies that they're attracted to... weird

Cheese is life

I like pickle with mine

With beetroot

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Any girls wanna eat cheese off my body? Probs not a thing but thought I'd ask..."

What type(s) of cheese we talking here...?

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

Don't you know it's the age of the geeks!

Guys with intelligence and personality

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

I prance around in a dress and I get very lucky with the lady's, hope for you yet xx

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By *borofucktoyMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Ugly guy with cheese string arms checking in

Come get me ladies!!

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By *ert n BerylCouple over a year ago

middlesbrough

Maybe it’s your “I’m all that” attitude. So OP but us women do like men to have something between the ears as well as a cock. If you can’t catch our attention with your personality then your equipment is gonna stay surplus to requirements

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Muscle Mary's...

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is it ugly lads with cheese string arms get attractive girls but I can’t get anything lol am I to sexy jokes lol"

Maybe they are new to fisting!