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So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?  
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?  |
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And to answer the question which I totally glossed over: I've met with older women, up to about fifteen years older I think, but it was due to being attracted to them, not a wanting to sleep with an older person. |
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26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me  .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it 
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints. |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
I've booked you an appointment at the retirement community. You'll love it. |
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints."
Polo mints or worthers originals? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
I've booked you an appointment at the retirement community. You'll love it. "
Does it come with 1 on 1 care  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
What about you...fancy an older guy ?...i have a selection of zimmer frames on display  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints.
Polo mints or worthers originals? "
Worthers originals are more granny territory |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My husband has a real thing for the more mature attractive ladies, he’s in his 30s and fancies women in their 60s... so I guess it totally depends on the person. X"
Do you need to put a grey wig on to get kinky ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
From our prospective, not you 
I'm not sure where someone becomes an older woman/man, but I'm going to say somewhere in their 40s,
But it's all a matter of prospective depending what age you are I suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
What about you...fancy an older guy ?...i have a selection of zimmer frames on display "
I could be tempted, minimum requirement of a few grey hairs to set the scene though please |
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To be fair, everyone is a lot younger or older than a lot of other people - I'd judge it on whether I'm attracted to the person for who they are rather than how old they are
That said, I also like extremes. My first ever encounter was with a woman 25 years older than me, and I've had several gf's over the years 10-15 years older than me.
But I've also recently (before lockdown) been with someone 17 years younger
Go with whatever you're comfortable with, and what makes you happy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints.
Polo mints or worthers originals?
Worthers originals are more granny territory "
Is there an age barrier you have to pass before you're allowed the worthers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
I think 10 years above someone could be classed as older but the range changes as you get older. I'm sure we can find you a zimmer frame so you can reply with a of you with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve had this 
When I asked the cheeky shit what, in his mind, was an older woman, he said anyone over 25! He was 23! "
I mean teeeeechnically he's not wrong, however definitely not the way to get into a ladies knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
Anyone who wears dentures! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
What about you...fancy an older guy ?...i have a selection of zimmer frames on display
I could be tempted, minimum requirement of a few grey hairs to set the scene though please "
Ive a few going on in my beard does that count ?. Calling me an old grumpy B*stard really gets me going too if you could ? |
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints.
Polo mints or worthers originals?
Worthers originals are more granny territory "
I used to live in Werther, where they were originally made, when I was a student on my year out.
This information brought to you courtesy of the Albonogorilla Store Of Uninteresting Facts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints.
Polo mints or worthers originals?
Worthers originals are more granny territory
I used to live in Werther, where they were originally made, when I was a student on my year out.
This information brought to you courtesy of the Albonogorilla Store Of Uninteresting Facts "
Haha I love a pointless fact! I used to live very close to the digestive biscuit factory and the smell was unreal! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
What about you...fancy an older guy ?...i have a selection of zimmer frames on display
I could be tempted, minimum requirement of a few grey hairs to set the scene though please
Ive a few going on in my beard does that count ?. Calling me an old grumpy B*stard really gets me going too if you could ? "
Oooh you dirty old codger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
What about you...fancy an older guy ?...i have a selection of zimmer frames on display
I could be tempted, minimum requirement of a few grey hairs to set the scene though please
Ive a few going on in my beard does that count ?. Calling me an old grumpy B*stard really gets me going too if you could ?
Oooh you dirty old codger! "
Easy tiger not too much too soon al have have to get my pace maker out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints.
Polo mints or worthers originals?
Worthers originals are more granny territory
Is there an age barrier you have to pass before you're allowed the worthers? "
Grey hair and going to bed before 11pm are good indicators usually |
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints.
Polo mints or worthers originals?
Worthers originals are more granny territory
I used to live in Werther, where they were originally made, when I was a student on my year out.
This information brought to you courtesy of the Albonogorilla Store Of Uninteresting Facts
Haha I love a pointless fact! I used to live very close to the digestive biscuit factory and the smell was unreal! "
Ah, unfortunately the factory was long gone by the time I was there.
But it was still, in places, a chocolate box pretty town. By German standards, at least |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sue also gets hit on from young guns ..even though we dont look for them "
They ask her to dust their homes with that feather duster sticking out her arse ? |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
It's relative.
You ARE an older woman to an 18 year old. To a 50 year old you're not. |
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints.
Polo mints or worthers originals?
Worthers originals are more granny territory
Is there an age barrier you have to pass before you're allowed the worthers?
Grey hair and going to bed before 11pm are good indicators usually "
Thank god I always stay up until at least midnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
For me an “older woman” so to speak I’d class as 11 years + age difference.
Or if she’s based in Doncaster.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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iv had loads of messages from men in there 30's saying. I'd love to meet you, I love MILFS or cougers!
Now I'm no spring chicken but firstly I'm not a MILF and secondly I'm not sure 4 or 5 year age gap constitutes a couger. |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me .
That being said I've played with ladies in their 30's and 40's and very much enjoyed it
Oh and if you're trying to play an older woman role, you have to have polo mints."
or werthers originals |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You’re older than him for sure, but older woman you are not!
I’d say an older woman is 40s+, but there is no right or wrong answer really.  "
I’d agree with this. I’d only really class an older woman as someone with at least fifteen years on me. Other than that I don’t see it is a big deal, especially seen as colleagues and work friends are often much older than me but don’t feel older than me at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As every year goes by more of you lovely ladies slip into my “ younger” category 
There are now far more in the younger group than in the older lady group
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As every year goes by more of you lovely ladies slip into my “ younger” category
There are now far more in the younger group than in the older lady group
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Are the women not ageing at the same speed as you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As every year goes by more of you lovely ladies slip into my “ younger” category
There are now far more in the younger group than in the older lady group
Are the women not ageing at the same speed as you?"
Everyone knows women don’t age! |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
I've booked you an appointment at the retirement community. You'll love it.
Does it come with 1 on 1 care "
In your case, yes. |
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Older to me is anyone who has lost their sense of adventure and that includes an 18 year old who has never found it or a 25 year old clutching tofu and saying there's no fun to be had in everyday sexism.
Age is an attitude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The Zimmer frame might come in handy as long as it’s sturdy lol
"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
I'm older than you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha oh dear, there’s no way you need to hear that at a mere 38 xxx"
It was definitely not what I needed, but thank you for the instant 10 year birthday! Hahaha. Where's all the cake I've missed out on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good god up your still very young yourself I wouldnt consider a woman as an older woman I dont think of it like that and certainly wouldnt put it in a message if I did talk about a fail lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ha Ha a lot of the ladies I give massage too are in there 30's and think they are old. You have a long way to go yet. Just be sure to look after your body whatever the age. |
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"You are older to them , younger to me 
And I can only dream of being 39 again. Enjoy life while you are young, we only get one chance at it x"
Wise words don’t always come to mind when you are younger |
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"You are older to them , younger to me
And I can only dream of being 39 again. Enjoy life while you are young, we only get one chance at it x
Wise words don’t always come to mind when you are younger "
But a bright future and vitality can xxx |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
Lol you are merely a baby
Wait til you get to my age lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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28 year old Singleton ladies are the best , usually split up with the arsehole ,good job and know what they want and when a respectable older sexy guy comes along the fun ensues.
Ensues ...sounds nice don't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
If it makes you feel better I have children older than you!... |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
But the question is did he provide his ID? Or have written permission to stay out after his bedtime? |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
Lol you are merely a baby
Wait til you get to my age lol "
Could only wish to look as good as you though! |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
you dont need to buy the items i have spares you can loan!!! lol |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
You're definitely not a older woman (but I'm older than you), technically or not.
When I was 18 an older woman, to me, was in her 30's but each to their own. |
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored? "
Things taste best when they are mature and ripe, not when they are raw and not ready |
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"You’re older than him for sure, but older woman you are not!
I’d say an older woman is 40s+, but there is no right or wrong answer really. "
Completely agree
Anyway I think women look better with age.
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please?
What do you all class as an 'older woman/man' to you, and is this something you'd be keen to explore or have explored?
What about you...fancy an older guy ?...i have a selection of zimmer frames on display
I could be tempted, minimum requirement of a few grey hairs to set the scene though please "
Sadly as a blond I dont have grey just shimmering light spun gold
Odd light hair in the stubble though if that helps
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"You’re older than him for sure, but older woman you are not!
I’d say an older woman is 40s+, but there is no right or wrong answer really.
Completely agree
Anyway I think women look better with age.
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