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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No....not those the gazebo kind..... for my bbq later today,so if you hear a few.choice words its due to the fact i havent read that a slots into b and im doin it my way....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bought a pop up gazebo again this year after the wind destroyed my one from last year..

Problem being i cant put this one up on my own like i could last years, its so much heavier and just stiff so its back in the box...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I bought a pop up gazebo again this year after the wind destroyed my one from last year..

Problem being i cant put this one up on my own like i could last years, its so much heavier and just stiff so its back in the box... "

Mines still in the box in the car,praying no pieces missing but if i can erect my ten man tent im.sure my gazebo wont defeat me......and have my trusty sidekick here so we should be fine just aslong as i erect it before lunch and before lunchtime drinkies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah alcohol helps everything.. maybe thats where i go wrong.

Im just excited by all the bunting ive got to decorate it with lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I was oot yesterday morning in the rain erecting my bunting.....from the conservatory to trampoline......was hard work bouncing n tying at same time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was oot yesterday morning in the rain erecting my bunting.....from the conservatory to trampoline......was hard work bouncing n tying at same time "

lmfao would have been funny to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was oot yesterday morning in the rain erecting my bunting.....from the conservatory to trampoline......was hard work bouncing n tying at same time

lmfao would have been funny to watch"

I assume the neighbours were in tears on the floor after seeing me.bounce n tie....bounce n tie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No....not those the gazebo kind..... for my bbq later today,so if you hear a few.choice words its due to the fact i havent read that a slots into b and im doin it my way.... "

RTFM.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No....not those the gazebo kind..... for my bbq later today,so if you hear a few.choice words its due to the fact i havent read that a slots into b and im doin it my way.... "

If all else fails...

Vaseline and a brick hammer should do the trick...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No....not those the gazebo kind..... for my bbq later today,so if you hear a few.choice words its due to the fact i havent read that a slots into b and im doin it my way....

If all else fails...

Vaseline and a brick hammer should do the trick... "

Jeez your erections must be hardwork....brick hammer......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was oot yesterday morning in the rain erecting my bunting.....from the conservatory to trampoline......was hard work bouncing n tying at same time

lmfao would have been funny to watch

I assume the neighbours were in tears on the floor after seeing me.bounce n tie....bounce n tie "

We need photos of this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was oot yesterday morning in the rain erecting my bunting.....from the conservatory to trampoline......was hard work bouncing n tying at same time

lmfao would have been funny to watch

I assume the neighbours were in tears on the floor after seeing me.bounce n tie....bounce n tie

We need photos of this. "

Photograhic eveidence of one bouncing n tying would be a blurr.....i mean up n down the camera would be going along with me and the bunting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was oot yesterday morning in the rain erecting my bunting.....from the conservatory to trampoline......was hard work bouncing n tying at same time

lmfao would have been funny to watch

I assume the neighbours were in tears on the floor after seeing me.bounce n tie....bounce n tie

We need photos of this.

Photograhic eveidence of one bouncing n tying would be a blurr.....i mean up n down the camera would be going along with me and the bunting "

I bet you bouncing up and down is never a blur.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was oot yesterday morning in the rain erecting my bunting.....from the conservatory to trampoline......was hard work bouncing n tying at same time

lmfao would have been funny to watch

I assume the neighbours were in tears on the floor after seeing me.bounce n tie....bounce n tie

We need photos of this.

Photograhic eveidence of one bouncing n tying would be a blurr.....i mean up n down the camera would be going along with me and the bunting

I bet you bouncing up and down is never a blur. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No....not those the gazebo kind..... for my bbq later today,so if you hear a few.choice words its due to the fact i havent read that a slots into b and im doin it my way....

If all else fails...

Vaseline and a brick hammer should do the trick...

Jeez your erections must be hardwork....brick hammer...... "

Naah... Never have problems with me erections... I know which bit goes in which hole...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No....not those the gazebo kind..... for my bbq later today,so if you hear a few.choice words its due to the fact i havent read that a slots into b and im doin it my way....

If all else fails...

Vaseline and a brick hammer should do the trick...

Jeez your erections must be hardwork....brick hammer......

Naah... Never have problems with me erections... I know which bit goes in which hole... "

Phew thank heavens im just concerned about you using a brick hammer......my minds racing....ive a rubber hammer....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No....not those the gazebo kind..... for my bbq later today,so if you hear a few.choice words its due to the fact i havent read that a slots into b and im doin it my way....

If all else fails...

Vaseline and a brick hammer should do the trick...

Jeez your erections must be hardwork....brick hammer......

Naah... Never have problems with me erections... I know which bit goes in which hole...

Phew thank heavens im just concerned about you using a brick hammer......my minds racing....ive a rubber hammer.... "

Use a wrecking ball! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Naah... Never have problems with me erections... I know which bit goes in which hole...

Phew thank heavens im just concerned about you using a brick hammer......my minds racing....ive a rubber hammer.... "

And just how am I supposed to concentrate on driving to Birmingham with images of you, rubber and vaseline in me head...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Carefully

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carefully "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Carefully

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Whatever u do ,dont imagine me greasing the pole and banging my rubber whilst holding on with a hard grip ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carefully

Whatever u do ,dont imagine me greasing the pole and banging my rubber whilst holding on with a hard grip ...... "

Well THANK YOU...!!!

Now could ya call Green Flag to come and peel me car off the motorway gantry post please...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Use a wrecking ball! Lol. "

I had one of those... Till the divorce...;-);-);-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Erections are up and im happppppy

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