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Swinging- The Stats for June

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The swinging stats for June, have just arrived and this is what they look like. A big different from several months ago I think you’ll agree, but lockdown was the main factor.

1. Cuckold couples From Scunthorpe.......,+14%

2. Men called Tony———————————74%

3. Women who ask to Fab their anuses.....- 28%

4. Men wearing socks ironically................,,, 34%

5. WOMEN USING CAPS LOCKS..............,,,?

6. Jaunty profiles...................................,,...,,,-45

7. TV/TS with 8 photos......................,,,,,,,,,.. @

8. BBW’s called Karen........................,,,,,,,-14%

9. (Unknown)....................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,,,,,yes

10. Blokes with faulty tape measures.........+12%

- Exciting news for Scunthorpe cuckold couples, up to number one

- Men calked Tony finally get their reward

- New entry for Jaunty profiles

- The discovery of faulty tape measures gets them just in the top 10

- WOMEN WITH CAPS LOCK STUCK ON CONTINUE TO RISE

Any queries about The Stats feel free to ask and please discuss amongst yourself the surprises and disappoints you see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Number of very sad men msging me, telling me how bored they are - 25,768

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Number of very sad men msging me, telling me how bored they are - 25,768"

Bored horny men are on the rise, but just outside the top ten

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Number of very sad men msging me, telling me how bored they are - 25,768"

Number of personnel sexi times I’ve had surveying your fabulous tits. 2,376,789.89

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Number of very sad men msging me, telling me how bored they are - 25,768

Number of personnel sexi times I’ve had surveying your fabulous tits. 2,376,789.89

And I thought it was my sparkling wit that did it for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women asking to fab their anuses down!?

I’d of taken that one up, not surprised on the faulty tape measures. - I personally just eye it up & tell everyone it’s an exact measurement

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Women asking to fab their anuses down!?

I’d of taken that one up, not surprised on the faulty tape measures. - I personally just eye it up & tell everyone it’s an exact measurement

I was surprised with that stat, but the stats don’t lie, they are double checked by Phil from his van.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Number of very sad men msging me, telling me how bored they are - 25,768

Number of personnel sexi times I’ve had surveying your fabulous tits. 2,376,789.89

And I thought it was my sparkling wit that did it for you"

Wit. ! You?? O you mean your sexually charged sarcasm With inherent flavours of ginger and incoherent adult word flavours. Well , hmmm yes , I suppose if you put it like that. But a finger up the bum always overrides wit as you well know

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

“How u doin?” Messages down 30%, so heading in the right direction. Maybe by July it will be zero?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“How are you Hun” replaced by “hows lockdown treating you”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“How u doin?” Messages down 30%, so heading in the right direction. Maybe by July it will be zero?"

Hopefully yes, but ‘women finding other things to moan about’ will rise as a direct result of this I’m sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“How are you Hun” replaced by “hows lockdown treating you”"

‘How’s lockdown treating you’ is indeed a steady climber, in fact it’s just outside the top 10 with a rise of over 400%

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