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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two
D.
Please explain
One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......
D."
And what, the elephant just gets a fright?! |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"Two
D.
Please explain
One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......
D.
And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!"
what if the elephant stands on the chicken  |
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"Two
D.
Please explain
One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......
D.
And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!"
 the one in front pushes the elephants over the one behind!! Old school playground trick! Never fails!!
D. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two
D.
Please explain
One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......
D.
And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!
what if the elephant stands on the chicken "
Bye bye chicken  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two
D.
Please explain
One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......
D.
And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!
the one in front pushes the elephants over the one behind!! Old school playground trick! Never fails!!
D."
Ah of course. I forgot how strong chickens are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"0.3
A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs."
You could be on to something! |
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"0.3
A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.
You could be on to something!"
Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would it take to kill an elephant?"
5, definitely 5 but would require coordination and teamwork. They’re not the easiest things to train, best of luck x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if the elephant ate a chicken with bird flu, could bird flu kill the elephant?
Or would this only happen if the elephant thought it was a bird??
What if the elephant cho-ked on the chicken, that’s cho-ked on, not cho-ked the chicken!! (Won’t let me write that word without the little line) |
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A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"0.3
A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.
You could be on to something!
Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!!
D."
Of course he’s walking down the stairs, he went up to bed the night before.
Poultrify his perambulatory descent in the morning, prior to him getting a coffee, and your avian-assisted assassination is guaranteed to be a success.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"0.3
A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.
You could be on to something!
Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!!
D."
Well I’m assuming if they can walk up the stairs, surely they can walk back down them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant."
God you’re so smart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if the elephant ate a chicken with bird flu, could bird flu kill the elephant?
Or would this only happen if the elephant thought it was a bird??
What if the elephant cho-ked on the chicken, that’s cho-ked on, not cho-ked the chicken!! (Won’t let me write that word without the little line)"
Then that would class as one, if it died
And bird flu would only kill the elephant if the elephant identified as a bird |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would it take to kill an elephant?
5, definitely 5 but would require coordination and teamwork. They’re not the easiest things to train, best of luck x"
Thank you x |
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"0.3
A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.
You could be on to something!
Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!!
D.
Well I’m assuming if they can walk up the stairs, surely they can walk back down them?"
Yeh my bad QL  I’ve just had it pointed out that the elephant had gone up the stairs to go to bed so it must be possible 
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"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant.
God you’re so smart"
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Nobody has thought this through have they ? So assume chicken kills elephant, more of problem is how do you dispose of the body ?
Feed the ducks with it 
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But doesn't that make the Ducks accessory to the fact re disposal of evidence ?
Maybe I'm over thinking this , sorry , blame lockdown
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nobody has thought this through have they ? So assume chicken kills elephant, more of problem is how do you dispose of the body ?
Feed the ducks with it
D."
Or the pigs. They’ll eat anything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would it take to kill an elephant?
Its 2AM thoughts time 
It’s always 2am thoughts time
Poor Mr.Leviosa "
I don’t wake him up anymore! I just write it down and ask you guys |
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"Would it take to kill an elephant?
Its 2AM thoughts time
It’s always 2am thoughts time
Poor Mr.Leviosa
I don’t wake him up anymore! I just write it down and ask you guys "
I actually believe that |
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"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant."
Place a hen on the elephant and that might work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One. It simply needs to say that if a chicken can cross the road, so should an elephant, then take it to a busy motorway or Trunk road to do so. Simples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on, why would the chickens want to kill an elephant? Whst on earth did the elephant do!!! "
elephants dont get that big without eating too much chicken! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think this is a trick question
How?"
.. chickens are taboo to elephants the very thought of them sends them into suicide... think about it when was the last time yu saw a Nelly in a KFC ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think this is a trick question
How?.. chickens are taboo to elephants the very thought of them sends them into suicide... think about it when was the last time yu saw a Nelly in a KFC ? "
God I love KFC |
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