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So Bats have produced a disease....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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that has put a stop to your sex life.
I don't mean your fab life I mean your entire sex life!
1. You must be bats to believe that!
2. Ain't no motherf*cking bat gonna stop me!
3. The next bat I meet is in deep sh*t.
4. No nature loving son of a b*tch will be there to see.
5. Is it true they use Sonar?
6. Those bloodsucking little !#*5G?#!
7. Is this payback for the bad press they get i.e Dracula?
8. Are bats edible?
9. Innocent until proven guilty?
10. Why blame the bat?
11. Where IS the caped crusader when you need him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy
Cal"
Mandolin..Mandalorian who knows these day?  |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy
Cal"
Capt Coronavirous's Pangolin... Great film. I don't remember everyone dying in it though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy
Cal
Capt Coronavirous's Pangolin... Great film. I don't remember everyone dying in it though."
Save it for the intellectuals Cal your beginning to sound kinda bats! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where the hell is Ozzy Osborn, when you need him?
Now THAT is totally off the wall!
? Did he spit out the heads."
I think one took a bite and the head got stuck to his lip. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you are quite batty op. Keep it up,
Pick it up,
Keep Britain tidy,  No sex please where British! 
Here British ! Too far British"
! But i'll find you!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where the hell is Ozzy Osborn, when you need him?
Now THAT is totally off the wall!
? Did he spit out the heads.
I think one took a bite and the head got stuck to his lip."
A gruesome picture of the cruelty of bats! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy
Cal
Capt Coronavirous's Pangolin... Great film. I don't remember everyone dying in it though."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It won't last long. Anything that is made in China doesn't last long enough!"
Yes, and ALL those so quick to advertise they were wearing something made in China? Tasteless...I prefer my stuff Made in Italy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thinking of bats in labcoats now with smoking conical flasks of green shit, cooking up a disease for them pesky humans with their red eyes glowing....  "
You have just recycled another Marvel Comics plot....where the bat turns into a man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why bullsh*t and not batsh*t when batsh*t sounds better?
Is it because it's harder to collect?
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Its because bats are a protected Species so they have rights, where as bulls don't. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why bullsh*t and not batsh*t when batsh*t sounds better?
Is it because it's harder to collect?
Its because bats are a protected Species so they have rights, where as bulls don't. "
They NEED to lose those rights! |
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