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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago
Norfuck! / Lincolnshire |
I don’t usually watch ITV news but this morning they are reporting new rules say there will be a ban on sex during lockdown
You cannot have intimate liaisons or an overnight stay with anyone not already living in your home.
Piers Morgan is on the case  |
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"I don't see why this is suddenly news as this has been the case since March 23"
Exactly - I was wondering that with the umpteen threads about it yesterday. Why are people suddenly in uproar because they can't do something that they haven't been able to do for the last 2 and a bit months anyway? |
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By *igbitsMan
over a year ago
Skipton |
What an absolute load of rubbish. Totally unenforceable and not applicable anyhow to married couples or partners living together. They can't even enforce social distancing effectively if you look at all the packed parks and beaches. What a load of bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of interest, do these changes to the law that are made (due to the virus etc) get reversed when everything “settles down”?
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I was going to make a joke about Virus. But then, I decided against it as you may spread it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the MPs have really spent any time in passing this as an actual law they are even more stupid they we already thought. This is a completely unenforceable law how will they know people have had sex in the privacy of their house.
Just as crazy the fact couples are now being told to not kiss and wear masks during sex the whole world is going mad. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Out of interest, do these changes to the law that are made (due to the virus etc) get reversed when everything “settles down”?
I was going to make a joke about Virus. But then, I decided against it as you may spread it!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t usually watch ITV news but this morning they are reporting new rules say there will be a ban on sex during lockdown
You cannot have intimate liaisons or an overnight stay with anyone not already living in your home.
Piers Morgan is on the case "
ahhhh but based on what and how will they monitor it, what time did you say again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of interest, do these changes to the law that are made (due to the virus etc) get reversed when everything “settles down”?
I was going to make a joke about Virus. But then, I decided against it as you may spread it!
You’re on top form today Mr Spirit "
Always! You should consider sleeping with me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t usually watch ITV news but this morning they are reporting new rules say there will be a ban on sex during lockdown
You cannot have intimate liaisons or an overnight stay with anyone not already living in your home.
Piers Morgan is on the case "
consider this though say for example a married couple very much in love  are both keyworkers love saying that word ok so they both have jobs where they are in contact with people at less that 2m apart eg supermarket workers or health workers etc they go home from a hard days slog get into bed and copulate how is that any different than two people that know each other and have a similar situation but dont live together? so is it illegal for the lovey dovey couple to get jiggy with it?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s all crazy now, people stopped caring as much - wonder how the Thursday clap will go..
No doubt people are still meeting or starting to - I’ll wait it out but you still see people getting new verifications... |
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By *igman_UKMan
over a year ago
Birmingham/Paisley |
Once again the press have jumped on someone's twitter comment for a headline. The actual clause everyone is talking about reads:
"No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons"
There are exclusions eg tradesmen as long as they can maintain distancing, but in reality there is little difference from mid March. If you are not from the same household, then you should not spend time together indoors.
It does annoy me that press pick up a tweet then run with the BIG headline where there is no story, yet everyone gets steamed up about it.
Sorry, rant over! |
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"It’s all crazy now, people stopped caring as much - wonder how the Thursday clap will go..
No doubt people are still meeting or starting to - I’ll wait it out but you still see people getting new verifications... "
The Thursday clap has ended. Last week was the final one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once again the press have jumped on someone's twitter comment for a headline. The actual clause everyone is talking about reads:
"No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons"
There are exclusions eg tradesmen as long as they can maintain distancing, but in reality there is little difference from mid March. If you are not from the same household, then you should not spend time together indoors.
It does annoy me that press pick up a tweet then run with the BIG headline where there is no story, yet everyone gets steamed up about it.
Sorry, rant over!"
do you have a detached retina? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once again the press have jumped on someone's twitter comment for a headline. The actual clause everyone is talking about reads:
"No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons"
There are exclusions eg tradesmen as long as they can maintain distancing, but in reality there is little difference from mid March. If you are not from the same household, then you should not spend time together indoors.
It does annoy me that press pick up a tweet then run with the BIG headline where there is no story, yet everyone gets steamed up about it.
Sorry, rant over!"
 If the media said the sky is green I think most people would believe them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And if you get caught for females you get your cervix swipe for testing to proof and found guilty that you had sex "
you're kidding, they gonna swipe my cervix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mae 2020 wedi bod yn flwyddyn ofnadw o gas! Ffilu cael rhyw o hyn mlan!
Bu farw fy rhieni ym 2020!"
Sori i glywed trist iawn. O nhw’n hen? O’r hen afiechyd ma? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue." 
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam. 
Jo.Xx "
Braggers! |
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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago
Norfuck! / Lincolnshire |
"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx "
Oi! You two! taking One for the team isn’t what we all want to hear   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam.
Jo.Xx
Braggers! "
Ladies, JH and DC we singletons have to wait, but couples must continue for all our sanity
Jo and D plus other couples taking it for the whole country while the rest of us are busy anyway... I didn't realise how much space I had in my cupboards till I rearranged everything multiple times... I found money while rearranging furniture! I mean the list is endless on lockdown perks. Just way to busy to think about sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam.
Jo.Xx "
Yep it's the right think to do.
We couples have to do our bit. Its a hard job but someone has to do it |
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Oi! You two! taking One for the team isn’t what we all want to hear "
DC
We're thinking of you all whilst we do it!
Jo.Xx |
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam.
Jo.Xx
Braggers!
Ladies, JH and DC we singletons have to wait, but couples must continue for all our sanity
Jo and D plus other couples taking it for the whole country while the rest of us are busy anyway... I didn't realise how much space I had in my cupboards till I rearranged everything multiple times... I found money while rearranging furniture! I mean the list is endless on lockdown perks. Just way to busy to think about sex "
Silver lining right there Adam!!
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Oi! You two! taking One for the team isn’t what we all want to hear
DC
We're thinking of you all whilst we do it!
Jo.Xx "
It's getting to the stage of torture now. 6 months for me so when lockdown is over the tension will need to be released |
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam.
Jo.Xx
Yep it's the right think to do.
We couples have to do our bit. Its a hard job but someone has to do it "
Thank you Lorna. 
Team work, makes the dream work. 
Jo.Xx
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"What an absolute load of rubbish. Totally unenforceable and not applicable anyhow to married couples or partners living together. They can't even enforce social distancing effectively if you look at all the packed parks and beaches. What a load of bollocks"
That's why it doesn't apply to married couples or partners living together. 
It's not rocket science. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam.
Jo.Xx
Braggers!
Ladies, JH and DC we singletons have to wait, but couples must continue for all our sanity
Jo and D plus other couples taking it for the whole country while the rest of us are busy anyway... I didn't realise how much space I had in my cupboards till I rearranged everything multiple times... I found money while rearranging furniture! I mean the list is endless on lockdown perks. Just way to busy to think about sex
Silver lining right there Adam!!
Jo.Xx "
Silver lining?!
Adam may get his todger twitching by organising his cupboards but he does not represent the rest of us!
That being said, I’ve got some new drawer organisers from Amazon and now my makeup drawer is the the most organised it’s ever been |
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Oi! You two! taking One for the team isn’t what we all want to hear
DC
We're thinking of you all whilst we do it!
Jo.Xx
It's getting to the stage of torture now. 6 months for me so when lockdown is over the tension will need to be released "
I can imagine. 
I would also like to be a fly on the wall when 'it' happens.
Jo.Xx |
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Oi! You two! taking One for the team isn’t what we all want to hear
DC
We're thinking of you all whilst we do it!
Jo.Xx
It's getting to the stage of torture now. 6 months for me so when lockdown is over the tension will need to be released
I can imagine.
I would also like to be a fly on the wall when 'it' happens.
Jo.Xx "
On my wall |
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam.
Jo.Xx
Braggers!
Ladies, JH and DC we singletons have to wait, but couples must continue for all our sanity
Jo and D plus other couples taking it for the whole country while the rest of us are busy anyway... I didn't realise how much space I had in my cupboards till I rearranged everything multiple times... I found money while rearranging furniture! I mean the list is endless on lockdown perks. Just way to busy to think about sex
Silver lining right there Adam!!
Jo.Xx
Silver lining?!
Adam may get his todger twitching by organising his cupboards but he does not represent the rest of us!
That being said, I’ve got some new drawer organisers from Amazon and now my makeup drawer is the the most organised it’s ever been "
There you go Jaime, you've got to take what positives you can.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Thanks Jo!
We aim to please Adam.
Jo.Xx
Braggers!
Ladies, JH and DC we singletons have to wait, but couples must continue for all our sanity
Jo and D plus other couples taking it for the whole country while the rest of us are busy anyway... I didn't realise how much space I had in my cupboards till I rearranged everything multiple times... I found money while rearranging furniture! I mean the list is endless on lockdown perks. Just way to busy to think about sex
Silver lining right there Adam!!
Jo.Xx
Silver lining?!
Adam may get his todger twitching by organising his cupboards but he does not represent the rest of us!
That being said, I’ve got some new drawer organisers from Amazon and now my makeup drawer is the the most organised it’s ever been "
Haha blessed with silver lining through this difficult non sexual period
Wait, hang on... why has my todger been dragged into this!? He has been on best behaviour. Following all the guidelines and being very, very patient. Good thing he is not standing to attention right now otherwise feelings would have been seriously hurt... that was a close one! Gosh.
And for the record no way your makeup drawer with the help of your pals from Amazon is more organised than my kitchen cupboards. No feckin way! Me and my todger been doing teamwork for weeks in the kitchen to make the dream work. Very spacious!
Todger twitching... never heard such filth in my life. Jeez! |
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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago
Norfuck! / Lincolnshire |
"Don't worry us couples are doing for you all.
I told D "We have to do it for our country, the red, white and the blue."
Jo.Xx
Oi! You two! taking One for the team isn’t what we all want to hear
DC
We're thinking of you all whilst we do it!
Jo.Xx
It's getting to the stage of torture now. 6 months for me so when lockdown is over the tension will need to be released "
God save the Queen!!! Lmao! |
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"If the MPs have really spent any time in passing this as an actual law they are even more stupid they we already thought. This is a completely unenforceable law how will they know people have had sex in the privacy of their house.
Just as crazy the fact couples are now being told to not kiss and wear masks during sex the whole world is going mad. "
I think, quite frankly, that these are dangerous and potentially worrying times.
In recent years/times we've seen governments everywhere eradicate human rights/freedoms with little protest.
Leaders have used covid to cancel elections and kill democracy, the US has, in recent years, made abortion (even in the case of *ape) illegal in many states - and Trump is abusing his power more daily.
The Sun has reported that 'experts' decree that a ban on extra-marital sex may eradicate HIV - i'm sure the eradication of STD's will get a mention soon too.
Yep - covid has killed a lot of the sick and the elderly and that's terrible - but how much will it damage the mental health of a single person when you deny them any physical human contact for an indefinite period? - And do we really believe that Boris will stand on the podium and announce that casual sex/contact is allowed again any time soon?
Officially banning us from having sex/intimate contact (and the UK is the only country to make this law) is an infringement of the most basic of human rights - and has turned us from a nanny state into a police state.
As you may gsther i'm furious - and am sorely tempted to walk into a police station and shag a fellow fabber (preferably a copper himself) in the foyer! |
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"If the MPs have really spent any time in passing this as an actual law they are even more stupid they we already thought. This is a completely unenforceable law how will they know people have had sex in the privacy of their house.
Just as crazy the fact couples are now being told to not kiss and wear masks during sex the whole world is going mad.
I think, quite frankly, that these are dangerous and potentially worrying times.
In recent years/times we've seen governments everywhere eradicate human rights/freedoms with little protest.
Leaders have used covid to cancel elections and kill democracy, the US has, in recent years, made abortion (even in the case of *ape) illegal in many states - and Trump is abusing his power more daily.
The Sun has reported that 'experts' decree that a ban on extra-marital sex may eradicate HIV - i'm sure the eradication of STD's will get a mention soon too.
Yep - covid has killed a lot of the sick and the elderly and that's terrible - but how much will it damage the mental health of a single person when you deny them any physical human contact for an indefinite period? - And do we really believe that Boris will stand on the podium and announce that casual sex/contact is allowed again any time soon?
Officially banning us from having sex/intimate contact (and the UK is the only country to make this law) is an infringement of the most basic of human rights - and has turned us from a nanny state into a police state.
As you may gsther i'm furious - and am sorely tempted to walk into a police station and shag a fellow fabber (preferably a copper himself) in the foyer! "
Fuck the Police has now become The Fuck Police... |
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"I'm very interested in knowing how this is going to be policed"
As am I - but it's the fact that sex has been officially criminalised that is of massive concern. I understand and agree with 'guidelines' - but to criminalise sex outside a permanent relationship is a huge leap too far imo. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm very interested in knowing how this is going to be policed
As am I - but it's the fact that sex has been officially criminalised that is of massive concern. I understand and agree with 'guidelines' - but to criminalise sex outside a permanent relationship is a huge leap too far imo."
I feel the same way. Criminalising human needs and rights is a concern. It becomes a matter of mental health when so many people are affection deprived and are forced to feel criminal for wanting to do what feels natural in these circumstances, which is to seek contact.
One size does not fit all. These guidelines are contrived to serve the economy and not taking care of people.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Anti fuck squads. Thermal imaging from drones and helicopters will locate a couple of fuckers. Kick the door in, buckets of cold water and both charged with handling swollen goods!... |
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"I'm very interested in knowing how this is going to be policed
As am I - but it's the fact that sex has been officially criminalised that is of massive concern. I understand and agree with 'guidelines' - but to criminalise sex outside a permanent relationship is a huge leap too far imo."
I've known of a few couples who don't live together to split up through all of this. Probably silly I know because if they love each other truly they would be able to wait. But they was sticking to guidelines and couldn't even meet, hug or kiss each other. It will test people's states of mind and mental health if it carries on too long. On the fab flip side there are people with vulnerable people in their households so I totally get why they won't. |
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"I'm very interested in knowing how this is going to be policed
As am I - but it's the fact that sex has been officially criminalised that is of massive concern. I understand and agree with 'guidelines' - but to criminalise sex outside a permanent relationship is a huge leap too far imo.
I feel the same way. Criminalising human needs and rights is a concern. It becomes a matter of mental health when so many people are affection deprived and are forced to feel criminal for wanting to do what feels natural in these circumstances, which is to seek contact.
One size does not fit all. These guidelines are contrived to serve the economy and not taking care of people.
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I read that in the Netherlands they've suggested that singles choose a single fb and have intimate contact only with that person during the covid crisis.
I think this approach is far more reasonable, realistic and humane.
I absolutely fail to see why this shouldn't be the reccommendation in the UK and other countries too. It's essentially choosing a lockdown husband/wife and would pose little or no more risk than two key workers who cohabit but work in different environments - or will the government ban them from having sex now too? |
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