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Sex because I'd just like some sometimes.
Would you rather a) the worst sex with the most beautiful woman/man
B) best sex ever with the most ugliest woman/man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex because I'd just like some sometimes.
Would you rather a) the worst sex with the most beautiful woman/man
B) best sex ever with the most ugliest woman/man?"
The best sex ever with the ugliest! That’s what brown bags were made for  |
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"Sex because I'd just like some sometimes.
Would you rather a) the worst sex with the most beautiful woman/man
B) best sex ever with the most ugliest woman/man?
The best sex ever with the ugliest! That’s what brown bags were made for "
Always take 2 incase 1 falls off |
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"Sex because I'd just like some sometimes.
Would you rather a) the worst sex with the most beautiful woman/man
B) best sex ever with the most ugliest woman/man?
The best sex ever with the ugliest! That’s what brown bags were made for "
lol as long as you shoot your bolt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you rather:
A) Catch your parents having really kinky nasty sex
Or
B) Have your parents catch you having really kinky nasty sex? "
definitely B) they somewhat know what I get up to with the women I rarely meet once in a century so having them catch me wouldn't bother me whatsoever. |
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"Fuck Ariel the little mermaid who stinks of fish or a fish with a porn star's body who stinks of cheese? "
Mmm... cheese... Does he taste more fishy or more cheesy though, because I'd prefer the cheese to the fish, not gonna lie.
Fuck an upside-down mermaid where the top half is fish and the bottom half is human, or an upside-down centaur where the top half is horse and the bottom half human? |
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"Sex because I'd just like some sometimes.
Would you rather a) the worst sex with the most beautiful woman/man
B) best sex ever with the most ugliest woman/man?
The best sex ever with the ugliest! That’s what brown bags were made for
Always take 2 incase 1 falls off "
Beauty is only a light switch away...  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Fuck Ariel the little mermaid who stinks of fish or a fish with a porn star's body who stinks of cheese?
How do you fuck a mermaid?"
face fuck. Tit fuck. Rub yourself against the scales. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex because I'd just like some sometimes.
Would you rather a) the worst sex with the most beautiful woman/man
B) best sex ever with the most ugliest woman/man?
The best sex ever with the ugliest! That’s what brown bags were made for
Always take 2 incase 1 falls off
Beauty is only a light switch away... "
i turn your light switch off and raise a female foreplay  |
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"Sex because I'd just like some sometimes.
Would you rather a) the worst sex with the most beautiful woman/man
B) best sex ever with the most ugliest woman/man?
The best sex ever with the ugliest! That’s what brown bags were made for
Always take 2 incase 1 falls off
Beauty is only a light switch away... "
Ah, the old sliding scale - single bagger, double bagger and raccoon. Where if you wake up next morning with an arm round them you'd rather gnaw your own arm off than risk waking them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pool. Not a lover of d sand.
Chocolate or Crisps?
Choc
Pubes or no pubes"
I like a bit of hair down south so I'm gonna have to sat pubes.
Ok my question
Big strong arms or big cock??? |
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"Pool. Not a lover of d sand.
Chocolate or Crisps?
Choc
Pubes or no pubes I like a bit of hair down south so I'm gonna have to sat pubes.
Ok my question
Big strong arms or big cock???"
I'll answer this as posted same time...
Difficult one but probably big cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex or oral? Why?
Post a would u rather question for d next user "
Sex every day, If done correctly, if not oral, If not done correctly go back to point 1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sucking toes or facial
Facial!
Ropes or whips?
Ropes
Vibe or wand ?
Wand!
Clit clamp or nipple clamp?..
Nipple
Shorts or skirt ?"
Skirt easy to lift up for a quicky
Spit or swallow? |
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Sucking toes or facial
Facial!
Ropes or whips?
Ropes
Vibe or wand ?
Wand!
Clit clamp or nipple clamp?..
Nipple
Shorts or skirt ?
Skirt easy to lift up for a quicky
Spit or swallow?"
It's rude to spit  |
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