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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For having sex in my household.
Who's going with me? 
Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up? 
they separate the sex for a reason."
What if I turn lesbian? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe  "
Are you sure that's what they said? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe "
That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.
The garden is the safest bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.
Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe
That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.
The garden is the safest bet "
I haven't got one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe "
I took it as couples same room sex is illegal but dogging is ok at 2m distance or with your car windows done up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe
That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.
The garden is the safest bet
I haven't got one "
Then half hang out the window. Whether you’re seen as half in or half out on how optimistic the officer is. 50% chance  |
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"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe
Are you sure that's what they said?"
No but it's what I hoped they said  |
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"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.
Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know. "
How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For having sex in my household.
Who's going with me?
Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?
they separate the sex for a reason.
What if I turn lesbian?
Greedy or else I watch. "
Nothing wrong with being greedy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.
Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.
How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket "
 none but the law is forbidding people from going inside a persons house for any activity even a cuppa tea, yet you can be around loads of people in a shop. |
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"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.
Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.
How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket
none but the law is forbidding people from going inside a persons house for any activity even a cuppa tea, yet you can be around loads of people in a shop. "
You should see how close and for how long workplaces have decided it's safe to be....it makes a complete mockery of this sex law.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe
That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.
The garden is the safest bet
I haven't got one
Then half hang out the window. Whether you’re seen as half in or half out on how optimistic the officer is. 50% chance "
What if he joins in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.
Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.
How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket
none but the law is forbidding people from going inside a persons house for any activity even a cuppa tea, yet you can be around loads of people in a shop. "
You can use their loo, doesnt have to say someone else cant be sat on the loo for a bit of watersports maybe |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I wouldnt last 5 mins in a male prison with my hot cute bum !! Xx
You’d never run out of shower gels "
And I do have a bad habit of bending over to pick the soap up, I'm my own worse enemy, lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For having sex in my household.
Who's going with me?
Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?
Haha I'll take the risk "
Joing the gang may as well have more inside if we're all going to be arrested |
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"I wouldnt last 5 mins in a male prison with my hot cute bum !! Xx
You’d never run out of shower gels
And I do have a bad habit of bending over to pick the soap up, I'm my own worse enemy, lol xx "
It's only when you can't find the soap that you really need to worry |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
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"For having sex in my household.
Who's going with me?
Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?
Haha I'll take the risk
Joing the gang may as well have more inside if we're all going to be arrested "
Imagine mixed sex prison |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For having sex in my household.
Who's going with me?
Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up? "
You can shag in prison. I've seen documentaries on Pornhub. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""So what were you locked up In prison for?"
"Fucking"
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That would be one hell of criminal record to have when going to an interview or such haha... "
Surely I'd be given a chance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For having sex in my household.
Who's going with me?
Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?
You can shag in prison. I've seen documentaries on Pornhub."
I feel so much better after reading this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.
Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know. "
Haven't you heard, all Supermarket roofs are being removed to turn them into outdoor markets to comply with the new rules.... fact.  |
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