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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys have you ever actually put a tape measure against your cock to see how big it is not a sky remote lol. I did today when only semi and I was pleased enough lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I haven’t, but Jo has put a tape measure next to mine before

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

The new thing is herb and spice bottles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes the wife has with 2 of her bi boyfriends pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have . I took the tape measure back to the store it must have been faulty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The new thing is herb and spice bottles

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not sure I would want anything spiced near the tip incase the spice came out cant imagen birds eye chillies on my cock ouch

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol"

With your new pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol

With your new pic?

D."
yep that's the one lol

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Guys have you ever actually put a tape measure against your cock to see how big it is not a sky remote lol. I did today when only semi and I was pleased enough lol"

Did you measure it from your arse hole though OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys have you ever actually put a tape measure against your cock to see how big it is not a sky remote lol. I did today when only semi and I was pleased enough lol

Did you measure it from your arse hole though OP? "
nope just the base I'd hadn't thought of doing that I could have added an extra 2 inches lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys have you ever actually put a tape measure against your cock to see how big it is not a sky remote lol. I did today when only semi and I was pleased enough lol"
was it 75mm?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol

With your new pic?

D. yep that's the one lol"

You don’t need to vindicate yourself

but I doubt that pic would do it anyway, you could have started the measurement at your bum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol

With your new pic?

D. yep that's the one lol

You don’t need to vindicate yourself

but I doubt that pic would do it anyway, you could have started the measurement at your bum!

D."
maybe I should have taken with full tape and length on display lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol

With your new pic?

D. yep that's the one lol

You don’t need to vindicate yourself

but I doubt that pic would do it anyway, you could have started the measurement at your bum!

D. maybe I should have taken with full tape and length on display lol"

go back and see if it increases your rating WD

now you got proof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm aware I don't speak for every woman but I just don't get why men think that holding objects or tape measures next to their cocks will make us want them.,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol

With your new pic?

D. yep that's the one lol

You don’t need to vindicate yourself

but I doubt that pic would do it anyway, you could have started the measurement at your bum!

D. maybe I should have taken with full tape and length on display lol

go back and see if it increases your rating WD

now you got proof

D."
nope I'm staying off that now deflated by that one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm aware I don't speak for every woman but I just don't get why men think that holding objects or tape measures next to their cocks will make us want them.,

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for me I was just trying to prove myself picture taken down now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm aware I don't speak for every woman but I just don't get why men think that holding objects or tape measures next to their cocks will make us want them.,

for me I was just trying to prove myself picture taken down now lol"

I didn't mean to offend but I just chuckle at all the tends, lynx cans, sky remotes, lager cans etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm aware I don't speak for every woman but I just don't get why men think that holding objects or tape measures next to their cocks will make us want them.,

for me I was just trying to prove myself picture taken down now lol

I didn't mean to offend but I just chuckle at all the tends, lynx cans, sky remotes, lager cans etc"
yer not something I would be doing lol and you didnt offend and to quote a good frind of mine at least i wont be hurting anyones ovaries lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have. Prefer measuring in millimetres as it sounds huge haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I did 20 odd years ago in school. I must of had high hopes because I nicked the teaches meter ruler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, because my cock changes its size and shape to match that of the ladies' vagina.

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"I'm aware I don't speak for every woman but I just don't get why men think that holding objects or tape measures next to their cocks will make us want them.,

What would make you want us more ...?

Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I have always maintained the belief that I was about 7inches and until today I've not measured since I was about 18 lol I only did today as after stating on the forums that I was and got a realy

so I thought well time to check so I did and i was so I was happy enough to vindicate myself lol"

I’ve always thought I was average about 7” but have just measured and am pleasantly surprised to find it’s actually 17.5 inches, how did I not know before , am absolutely over the moon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, because my cock changes its size and shape to match that of the ladies' vagina.

Interesting, like jelly in a mould

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys have you ever actually put a tape measure against your cock to see how big it is not a sky remote lol. I did today when only semi and I was pleased enough lol"

I'm glad you were happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, because my cock changes its size and shape to match that of the ladies' vagina.

Interesting, like jelly in a mould

Something like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in quite a few years.

Hope it hasn't shrunk.