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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cup of tea
Someone to put the laundry away
Someone to kiss my my back and tell me I’m pretty
Some extra ££££ in the bank
Someone to clean my car
A foot massage
Someone to play with my hair and tell me I smell nice
Someone go paint my nails |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea
Someone to put the laundry away
Someone to kiss my my back and tell me I’m pretty
Some extra ££££ in the bank
Someone to clean my car
A foot massage
Someone to play with my hair and tell me I smell nice
Someone go paint my nails "
Sounds like you need a slave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea
Someone to put the laundry away
Someone to kiss my my back and tell me I’m pretty
Some extra ££££ in the bank
Someone to clean my car
A foot massage
Someone to play with my hair and tell me I smell nice
Someone go paint my nails
Sounds like you need a slave "
 I haven’t had the most productive day, I’ve been snoozing in the sun again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea
Someone to put the laundry away
Someone to kiss my my back and tell me I’m pretty
Some extra ££££ in the bank
Someone to clean my car
A foot massage
Someone to play with my hair and tell me I smell nice
Someone go paint my nails
Sounds like you need a slave
I haven’t had the most productive day, I’ve been snoozing in the sun again! "
Hows your nose?  |
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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea
Someone to put the laundry away
Someone to kiss my my back and tell me I’m pretty
Some extra ££££ in the bank
Someone to clean my car
A foot massage
Someone to play with my hair and tell me I smell nice
Someone go paint my nails
Sounds like you need a slave "
If there’s an application process... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea
Someone to put the laundry away
Someone to kiss my my back and tell me I’m pretty
Some extra ££££ in the bank
Someone to clean my car
A foot massage
Someone to play with my hair and tell me I smell nice
Someone go paint my nails
Sounds like you need a slave
I haven’t had the most productive day, I’ve been snoozing in the sun again!
Hows your nose? "
I burnt it again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it  "
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks "
I was beaten to the forking punch.
However... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks
I was beaten to the forking punch.
However... "
Only by 5 seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks "
he changed it to share his pillow i have 8 pillows to choose from here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks he changed it to share his pillow i have 8 pillows to choose from here "
Nice of you to offer   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks he changed it to share his pillow i have 8 pillows to choose from here
Nice of you to offer "
hey my room is so big we can be 3m apart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks he changed it to share his pillow i have 8 pillows to choose from here
Nice of you to offer hey my room is so big we can be 3m apart "
What more could you ask for |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks he changed it to share his pillow i have 8 pillows to choose from here
Nice of you to offer hey my room is so big we can be 3m apart
What more could you ask for exactly everyone should have a prison like this  room i meant room
I don't wanna be locked against my will!! lol hey theyre is a big window "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well why have a small fork if you can have a big one.exactly you can get more on it
Not sure why the guy above deleted his post. I could have had 2 forks he changed it to share his pillow i have 8 pillows to choose from here
Nice of you to offer hey my room is so big we can be 3m apart
What more could you ask for exactly everyone should have a prison like this room i meant room
I don't wanna be locked against my will!! lol hey theyre is a big window
There where "
They're there.. the prisoners by the window |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed"
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
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OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light "
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed "
STOP ITTT The craving is real  haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese "
I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!"
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte "
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch "
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!"
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well "
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday "
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam "
i love brie and camanbert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book "
I maybe young but I agree this ‘kindle’ phase everyone my age is going through just doesn’t feel right nothing better than having a hard copy flicking pages just isn’t the same tell me what’s your material |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam i love brie and camanbert "
I just love cheese,, this lockdown has sent me a bit cheese mad  oh well distraction I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam i love brie and camanbert
I just love cheese,, this lockdown has sent me a bit cheese mad oh well distraction I suppose "
stilton too and I've got jacobs cream crackers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book
I maybe young but I agree this ‘kindle’ phase everyone my age is going through just doesn’t feel right nothing better than having a hard copy flicking pages just isn’t the same tell me what’s your material "
James Patterson, Tess gerritson, that kinda thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book
I maybe young but I agree this ‘kindle’ phase everyone my age is going through just doesn’t feel right nothing better than having a hard copy flicking pages just isn’t the same tell me what’s your material
James Patterson, Tess gerritson, that kinda thing. "
Kiss the girls was a good read I won’t lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam i love brie and camanbert
I just love cheese,, this lockdown has sent me a bit cheese mad oh well distraction I suppose stilton too and I've got jacobs cream crackers "
I like Stilton but only tiny bits with a bit of port , my memory’s of my Nan I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam i love brie and camanbert
I just love cheese,, this lockdown has sent me a bit cheese mad oh well distraction I suppose stilton too and I've got jacobs cream crackers
I like Stilton but only tiny bits with a bit of port , my memory’s of my Nan I think. "
yes i used to always get port and stilton for xmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book
I maybe young but I agree this ‘kindle’ phase everyone my age is going through just doesn’t feel right nothing better than having a hard copy flicking pages just isn’t the same tell me what’s your material
James Patterson, Tess gerritson, that kinda thing.
Kiss the girls was a good read I won’t lie "
All of his *alex cross novels are great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book
I maybe young but I agree this ‘kindle’ phase everyone my age is going through just doesn’t feel right nothing better than having a hard copy flicking pages just isn’t the same tell me what’s your material
James Patterson, Tess gerritson, that kinda thing.
Kiss the girls was a good read I won’t lie
All of his *alex cross novels are great "
I’ve only read the one to be honest with you haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam i love brie and camanbert
I just love cheese,, this lockdown has sent me a bit cheese mad oh well distraction I suppose stilton too and I've got jacobs cream crackers
I like Stilton but only tiny bits with a bit of port , my memory’s of my Nan I think. yes i used to always get port and stilton for xmas "
It’s a bit of a tradition now , my sister will always have it in at Xmas. We have a little toast to her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book
I maybe young but I agree this ‘kindle’ phase everyone my age is going through just doesn’t feel right nothing better than having a hard copy flicking pages just isn’t the same tell me what’s your material
James Patterson, Tess gerritson, that kinda thing.
Kiss the girls was a good read I won’t lie
All of his *alex cross novels are great
I’ve only read the one to be honest with you haha "
If you like that style , tess gerritsen is really good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bedi have philadelphia light
Nahh full fat stuff for me. Real butter real cheese I'm outta cheese i had mature cheddar used it for lunch
I need to stop buying cheese, all I’ve done is eat it since lockdown, especially Brie, with chilli jam i love brie and camanbert
I just love cheese,, this lockdown has sent me a bit cheese mad oh well distraction I suppose stilton too and I've got jacobs cream crackers
I like Stilton but only tiny bits with a bit of port , my memory’s of my Nan I think. yes i used to always get port and stilton for xmas
It’s a bit of a tradition now , my sister will always have it in at Xmas. We have a little toast to her. "
to your nan? shes not with us anymore awwww to nan i have coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Toasted bagel with real butter and cream cheese, maybe some smoked salmon. .... otherwise just bed
I feel that minus the salmon gotta be a sesame bagel thou!
OMG yes a sesame one all the way. Or poppyseed
STOP ITTT The craving is real haha!
It’s on my breakfast list,, sitting in the sun with a latte
Deck chair out, sesame seed bagel cut in half cream cheese loaded on both sides vanilla latte in the rest catching the rays sounds perfect if ya ask me haha!
I love a hazelnut latte , but yes that will be me tomorrow, with my book as well
Lost me on the hazelnut haha, not a fun but not gunna lie my mornings planned the bagel, sun and latte with Jordan Peterson’s book in hand that’s a good Sunday
Ohhh I need a new book, I’ve ran out. I’m using my kindle now. Not the same as a paper book
I maybe young but I agree this ‘kindle’ phase everyone my age is going through just doesn’t feel right nothing better than having a hard copy flicking pages just isn’t the same tell me what’s your material
James Patterson, Tess gerritson, that kinda thing.
Kiss the girls was a good read I won’t lie
All of his *alex cross novels are great
I’ve only read the one to be honest with you haha
If you like that style , tess gerritsen is really good. "
Any in particular? |
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men "
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
"
lol massey ferguson or a claas? |
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas? "
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face.... |
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face...."
it is morning lol you're up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face....it is morning lol you're up "
Har de har.... |
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face....it is morning lol you're up
Har de har.... "
lol hey a friend told me to say that |
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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face...."
That seems like a reward for snoring rather than punishment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face....it is morning lol you're up
Har de har.... lol hey a friend told me to say that "
Can you ask your mate to help me lift the slabs out the back then...Mr's a big bugger....will need to shift quite a few... |
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face....
That seems like a reward for snoring rather than punishment"
I'm rather ripe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face....it is morning lol you're up
Har de har.... lol hey a friend told me to say that
Can you ask your mate to help me lift the slabs out the back then...Mr's a big bugger....will need to shift quite a few... "
ok mrs west |
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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago
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"A quiet room.....fucking snoring!!!!!the wife?
God help him if it is its bound to be women traditionally always snore louder than men
This is Mrs.
He sounds like a fucking tractor.
lol massey ferguson or a claas?
Dunno....just a big, fucking noisey one.
I'll get up in the morning and the bloody furniture will have moved with the vibrations.
Considering sitting on his face....
That seems like a reward for snoring rather than punishment
I'm rather ripe."
Aye - maybe not so much then |
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A million pounds, a holiday to the carribbean, 5*, with some seriously hot guy who also isnt self obsessed and loves a cuddle. Think that will do for now. |
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"A million pounds, a holiday to the carribbean, 5*, with some seriously hot guy who also isnt self obsessed and loves a cuddle. Think that will do for now."
I'm seriously hot so hot |
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The quiet corner of a deserted sun bleached beach, a book to read, music to dance too, copious amounts of coffee, breakfast al fresco, and waking up to a soft breeze on my face after a night sleeping under the stars.
The smell of breakfast cooking on a driftwood fire, mingling with the taste of salt air and ozone. Walking barefoot along the edge of the surf sand moving beneath my feet.
Someone to share it with, to talk with laugh with dance in the waves with, to run my fingers across their skin, kiss softly and feel the heat rise between us, to trace the shape of their face with my fingers, run my hands through golden hair and kiss their shoulders neck along their back as they lie soaking up the sun.
A friend a lover who's eyes sparkle with delight to share the peace and pleasure of being together alone away from the world where all that matters is that other and the time we are together.
A place where the past is lost and the future is shared in complete peace with that one other who makes the world a perfect place.
Dreams they just come and then they go....
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A lady in a floaty dress sat opposite me in the garden, the breeze catching every now and again, lifting it slightly exposing a flash of shapely thigh. That and a full english. |
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