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What shall we do with a d*unken sailor

By *orkspoon OP Man over a year ago

nearby

Early in the morning?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make him walk the plank. Obviously

By *icelymarkedplusoneCouple over a year ago

cardiff

aint no sailing in Wales grrrrrr

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piss on him

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You shave his belly with a rusty razor before anything else

Then make him drink aaaaaaallllllll the rum

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piss on him "

Dirty, and squirty.

By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Put him in the longboat till he's sober

By *MF lover69Man over a year ago

Bridgend

Shave his eye brows and draw a dick on his forehead.