everyone battles for a cream cake stealing it from the person who has it. Then that person tries to keep the eclair for themself while other people try to steal it and so on and so forth
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Only post what you do to keep the cake in your possesion
No eating the cake !
the cream cake is on a table, who"s first to get it |
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"everyone battles for a cream cake stealing it from the person who has it. Then that person tries to keep the eclair for themself while other people try to steal it and so on and so forth
Rules:
Only post what you do to keep the cake in your possesion
No eating the cake !
the cream cake is on a table, who"s first to get it"
Any sugar free ones ? Im diabetic haha  |
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"everyone battles for a cream cake stealing it from the person who has it. Then that person tries to keep the eclair for themself while other people try to steal it and so on and so forth
Rules:
Only post what you do to keep the cake in your possesion
No eating the cake !
the cream cake is on a table, who"s first to get it
Any sugar free ones ? Im diabetic haha "
no but feel free to spit the sugary bits out  |
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"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.
"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE"  how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?  "
have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol |
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"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.
"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE" how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?
have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol "
Did u give?? if so I have the CAKE and I have locked it in the safe and swallowed the key !!!!
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"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.
"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE" how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?
have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol
Did u give?? if so I have the CAKE and I have locked it in the safe and swallowed the key !!!!
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Ha ha, time , anal and a magnetic cock ring should soon leave the key in MY possession. |
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"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.
"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE" how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?
have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol
Did u give?? if so I have the CAKE and I have locked it in the safe and swallowed the key !!!!
Ha ha, time , anal and a magnetic cock ring should soon leave the key in MY possession. "
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"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it
not someones, mine ............. its special ...............
Would i be correct in thinking it doesn't give up it's treasure so easily?"
I thought u already had got it lol |
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"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it
not someones, mine ............. its special ...............
Would i be correct in thinking it doesn't give up it's treasure so easily?
I thought u already had got it lol "
Sssssh, if i divulge what i've done with it, others will know how to acquire it from within the large terracotta pot containing the blue hydrangea, won't they? |
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"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it
not someones, mine ............. its special ...............
Would i be correct in thinking it doesn't give up it's treasure so easily?
I thought u already had got it lol
Sssssh, if i divulge what i've done with it, others will know how to acquire it from within the large terracotta pot containing the blue hydrangea, won't they?"
have recovered from your administrations and am now armed with a hose pipe (I know there is a ban but I am a rebel) on full blast - so hand it back
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ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling
who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx
cake, what cake?
who cares "
think its only us two playing here lol |
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ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling
who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx
cake, what cake?
who cares
think its only us two playing here lol "
Maybe so, now about this small T shirt you were wearing.... |
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ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling
who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx
cake, what cake?
who cares
think its only us two playing here lol
Maybe so, now about this small T shirt you were wearing...."
i was wearing being the operative words yeah |
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"have big fat juicy steak for dog - cake is mine
distracts minxy minx by dangling a pair of new shoes in front of her and while she isnt concentrating ive nabbed the cake te he"
distracts Sam by bending down to put said shoes on right in front of his face ................  cake is mine xx |
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"Would have to hide it in my cleavage and take a sly nibble now and then "
Lets Jayne loose on Buffys cleavage.....(she's on a diet!!) ... cakes mine, mine I tell ya!!
Now, where to fekkin hide the damn thing?
Aha.... makes a "cock sleeping bag" out of the eclair, and puts junior to bed!!  |
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"I am the dish washer in my house so the cake is mine "
Just after i finish drying up i flick Super with the corner of the damp tea towel, a real stinger, and as he's hopping about in pain, i make off with the cake.
Chomp. |
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"Ouch ya barsteward, that hurts. So happy I squirted Fairy Liquid on the cake
You sure it was fairy liquid?
The cake looks a goner here. "
poor cake - rip eclair  |
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