"I thought you meant one of those fucking machines from porn videos"
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pmsl.... You're not the only one. I was thinking one of those oversized dildo's on a cam pumping backwards and forwards like a battering ram. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought you meant one of those fucking machines from porn videos.
pmsl.... You're not the only one. I was thinking one of those oversized dildo's on a cam pumping backwards and forwards like a battering ram. "
Haha...I must have seen too many of those videos |
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"My mates mum bought a new washing machine and forgot to take the transit plugs out. He came home to find her riding it around the kitchen like a bucking bronco"
That’s how I spend my Saturday nights   |
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By *olgateMan
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"My mates mum bought a new washing machine and forgot to take the transit plugs out. He came home to find her riding it around the kitchen like a bucking bronco
That’s how I spend my Saturday nights "
My head is in a spin thinking about you giving the old hotpoint a bit of reverse cowgirl |
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"My mates mum bought a new washing machine and forgot to take the transit plugs out. He came home to find her riding it around the kitchen like a bucking bronco
That’s how I spend my Saturday nights
My head is in a spin thinking about you giving the old hotpoint a bit of reverse cowgirl "
Like a whirlpool it never ends  ride it cowboy!!! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"My mates mum bought a new washing machine and forgot to take the transit plugs out. He came home to find her riding it around the kitchen like a bucking bronco
That’s how I spend my Saturday nights
My head is in a spin thinking about you giving the old hotpoint a bit of reverse cowgirl
Like a whirlpool it never ends ride it cowboy!!! "
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