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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Some of the best inventions were invented by a man or a woman, inventions were first thought to have started around the time of cavemen, a few hundred years ago. Literally everyone was inventing stuff then, ‘see this thing I’m eating my soup with, I just invented that!’. ‘See the thing I put the soup in, yeah I invented that too!’ they would say. But did you know the first thing man invented was the jaunty hat, as men thought they had to look good when going out and picking berries and that. No one had thought of inventing WiFi yet, that was to come later. Drive thru burger bars were a pipe dream at this time. The first man to invent birthdays declared one day ‘Today is my 24th year of birth!’ and everyone else was like ‘shut up Philip and keep picking some berries!’
Literally everyone was on Dragons Den back then. Swinging was still along way off, cause keys hadn’t been thought of yet, so they couldn’t put them in the bowl, that was to come later. Things invented in Scotland had scotch in front of them to point out this fact, like the meat, breadcrumb egg thing that people love at buffets. Incidentally Buffets were invented by Steve Buffet.
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"I actually thought of an invention years ago , turned out the Spider Vac had already been invented 
Ohh it and the that shock bat best things ever  "
I had one of those lol.
My invention didnt kill the Spiders though , just sucked it into a small cup and let it go outside  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I actually thought of an invention years ago , turned out the Spider Vac had already been invented
Ohh it and the that shock bat best things ever
I had one of those lol.
My invention didnt kill the Spiders though , just sucked it into a small cup and let it go outside "
Yeah it just sucks them up then you let them out  the bat I use for frying wasps  |
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