Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Stop staring, i am dead shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He was here for a moment, and we were sorry we missed it"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

She’s going to spook you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

FAF Anyone!!

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

"here lies a great kid, he ate, drank and fucked without ever spending a quid!" And play the Spanish Flea song in the background!

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

Dear lord I've seen weird threads but damn this is just weird has things got that bad lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Don’t cry for me; I’m in Cuba with Tupac’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess who?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Dear lord I've seen weird threads but damn this is just weird has things got that bad lol"

You've obviously not been around the forums long enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Inscripted on mine will be the words

"He avoided much until now"

Are you going to have any 'graffiti' on yours?

"
yes........ i told you i was ill

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Reddit confessions username ... enjoy & sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'here lies dash, he rimmed queen leviosa'

The end

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

"Dear lord I've seen weird threads but damn this is just weird has things got that bad lol

You've obviously not been around the forums long enough

Why does it take like 2 years to get used or something cos I've been here for a year so not too long to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'here lies dash, he rimmed queen leviosa'

The end"
is that what killed you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns, hun.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

She died with a smile on her face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She died with a smile on her face "
you plan to die having sex then?

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hopefully

.... she died how she lived! Fuck knows who the guy was but we couldn’t separate them so we buried them together. Please donate to just giving to contribute towards the bespoke coffin - ta muchly!

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Still smiling

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I am going to have ‘never more than a whisper away’ Isn’t that beautiful?