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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I adore the seduction of the mind especially when tempted by something that has to be said to catch ones attention.
So Fabzters lets .share your smoothest one or two liners?
I'll start with one of my favourite ones which needs a response for the full effect. First lady to respond will get the best reply to make it work
Please start your statement with "so if my eye catches a hottie in person I'd say..
"Baby you remind me of all 20 letters of the alphabet !! " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet. |
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"Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet."
If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet.
If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me."
Even me though?  |
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"Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet.
If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me.
Even me though? "
You wouldn’t need a chat up line on me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do u want to go half’s on a council house 
No way would that work surely??
I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one "
Feel my shirt, know what that is?
Its boyfriend material |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do u want to go half’s on a council house
No way would that work surely??
I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one "
How do you think me and my hubby got a council house? Only reason we had a kid |
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"Do u want to go half’s on a council house
No way would that work surely??
I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one
Feel my shirt, know what that is?
Its boyfriend material "
hello you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do u want to go half’s on a council house
No way would that work surely??
I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one
Feel my shirt, know what that is?
Its boyfriend material
hello you "
Whata cooking good looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet.
If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me.
Even me though?
You wouldn’t need a chat up line on me
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Would you be chatting me up instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago when out with friends a fella said to me “ I‘d love to be your little toe , so I can bang you on every piece of furniture ? “ It did make me laugh at the time |
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"Do u want to go half’s on a council house
No way would that work surely??
I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one
Feel my shirt, know what that is?
Its boyfriend material
hello you
Whata cooking good looking"
Do you want to have this conversation in person? 2m apart
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do u want to go half’s on a council house
No way would that work surely??
I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one
Feel my shirt, know what that is?
Its boyfriend material
hello you
Whata cooking good looking
Do you want to have this conversation in person? 2m apart
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Give me a time and place |
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"Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet.
If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me.
Even me though?
You wouldn’t need a chat up line on me
Would you be chatting me up instead? "
I think we’re past the stage of having to use chat up lines lol  |
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"Do u want to go half’s on a council house
No way would that work surely??
I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one
Feel my shirt, know what that is?
Its boyfriend material
hello you
Whata cooking good looking
Do you want to have this conversation in person? 2m apart
Give me a time and place "
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meet me at 69 gloryhole drive in an hour  |
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"I once walked up to a lady in a bar took the Ice out of her glass threw it on the floor and stamped on it. I then looked up and said now ive broken the ice chatting to you should be much easier .
It must have worked as 18 months after that night she married me  "
Awww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!  but did it?  "
It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed! but did it?
It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men! thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore "
True. And I believe they are from Ure anus? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once walked up to a lady in a bar took the Ice out of her glass threw it on the floor and stamped on it. I then looked up and said now ive broken the ice chatting to you should be much easier .
It must have worked as 18 months after that night she married me
Awww "
still the best chat up line I've ever used |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed! but did it?
It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men! thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore
True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol  "
I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed! but did it?
It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men! thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore
True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol
I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?"
lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed! but did it?
It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men! thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore
True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol
I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet "
There is hope for us lot then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed! but did it?
It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men! thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore
True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol
I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?"
Are you taking about robots. They are from Mars! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I adore the seduction of the mind especially when tempted by something that has to be said to catch ones attention.
So Fabzters lets .share your smoothest one or two liners?
I'll start with one of my favourite ones which needs a response for the full effect. First lady to respond will get the best reply to make it work
Please start your statement with "so if my eye catches a hottie in person I'd say..
"Baby you remind me of all 20 letters of the alphabet !!""
Reply if they are intelligent enough to understand their are 26 letters.
Your follow up line should be
"oh my bad I can't count forgot the 5 most important ones U R A Q T? then wait for reply
She should think still 25 not 26 then your final response
"oh yeah I'll give you some of that D later?"
Works a treat when fully combined |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best ever used on me was "I'm an avid bird watcher and I'm looking for a big busty bed breaker, and I've just found her" I just laughed and it did break the ice "
How big was the ice? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Best ever used on me was "I'm an avid bird watcher and I'm looking for a big busty bed breaker, and I've just found her" I just laughed and it did break the ice "
Definitely what it's about break the ice with witt and charm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey there....any chance you can settle an argument between me and my mate? We were wondering (roughly) how much a polar bear weighs?!"
Well it's enough to break the ice!
This has worked with new a few times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a rainy day I once said to a woman -its wet today init- and she replied with..yes it is.. Then I looked at her and said -not in a good way either- she laughed and it went down well |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"At a nightclub - Dancing is just a conversation, shall we talk?  "
At a nightclub, ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes, off you go. If she says no, say 'oh you must have misheard. I said you look fat in that dress!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that "
yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
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B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx"
Iv never ever done one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one "
I qasnt sure you had I think you should start one x |
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one "
I never knew that .
You should, go for it  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one I never knew that .
You should, go for it "
No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head |
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one I never knew that .
You should, go for it
No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head "
Actually, yeah good point |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one I never knew that .
You should, go for it
No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head "
I'd love to find out what's going on in that head of yours xxx |
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one I never knew that .
You should, go for it
No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head I'd love to find out what's going on in that head of yours xxx"
Brave man |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one I never knew that .
You should, go for it
No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head I'd love to find out what's going on in that head of yours xxx"
Right now I think yours is worse than mine |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one I never knew that .
You should, go for it
No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head Actually, yeah good point "
Shush you  |
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"If corona doesn’t take you out can I who told you that one ??? Its epic
No it’s bad someone sent me that yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x
B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx
Iv never ever done one I never knew that .
You should, go for it
No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head Actually, yeah good point
Shush you "
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