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Accident during sex

By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

Say your having sex... and one of you accidentally trumps or releases a bit of wind.. what would your reaction be.. ? Would you carry on or expect an apology..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d prob start laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laugh it off

Sex is supposed to be fun and a giggle

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

"Laugh it off

Sex is supposed to be fun and a giggle"

What if the smell is unbearable lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grin and bare it or open a window and spray some deodorant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop fucking the arse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just light candles in preparation before just incase lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually covered this in my bio a while ago but you want to be able to laugh about this stuff during sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just light candles in preparation before just incase lol"

Naked flames and a gassy bum

Not a good mix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just light candles in preparation before just incase lol

Naked flames and a gassy bum

Not a good mix

"
if it’s planned right should be no gas lol

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By *aughtyDuetCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Laughing out loud at this thread

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By *aulaxd500TV/TS over a year ago

Wigan

If it's during oral then apologies required

Otherwise it's just funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think more embarrassment come from the quiffing when doggy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think more embarrassment come from the quiffing when doggy "

I agree x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fact:- Did you know that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot?

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

Gosh having someone bent over and they trump with their ass up.. well there’s only one way it’s going.. right up your nose... imagine the face you pul but you carry on

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By *aughtyDuetCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out "
exactly this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I genuinely thought this was just normal. Oh well, shits funny

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By *aughtyDuetCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud .......

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud ....... "

Or sounds like the red buzzer

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By *upersilver88Man over a year ago

hazelgrove

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud ....... "

I love that noise and feel of it. Especially after a cream pie

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By *aulaxd500TV/TS over a year ago

Wigan

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud ....... "

I always take that as I sign I'm doing a good job, no idea why ladies find it embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud .......

I always take that as I sign I'm doing a good job, no idea why ladies find it embarrassing

Coz don’t want the guy or lady to think u fanny farted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread looks like my kindergarten days! It was fun, talking about farts and poops!

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By *aughtyDuetCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud .......

I always take that as I sign I'm doing a good job, no idea why ladies find it embarrassing

Coz don’t want the guy or lady to think u fanny farted

So funny........... how am I meant to sleep with this in my mind...... what was that noise? Oh yeah...... I know

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

"This thread looks like my kindergarten days! It was fun, talking about farts and poops!

Threads should be fun! Full of banter and a touch of education

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

Once I was having sex with my ex wife and it accidentally slipped out under the covers.. maybe I had one too many brandy’s that night.. anyway.. it did not go down well.. she put the duvet over my head and made me stay under it for 5 minutes... I kept shouting from inside the duvet... IM SORRRYYYY!! believe me after that experience I felt like stapling my ass shut forever the next day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe "

Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe

Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!"

Tasering might?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe

Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!

Tasering might?"

Nothing will!

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

Colchester

I cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart isn't an accident.. I sprained my ankle during sex and fainted when I tried to stand up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fact:- Did you know that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot?"

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Say your having sex... and one of you accidentally trumps or releases a bit of wind.. what would your reaction be.. ? Would you carry on or expect an apology.. "

Put out any naked lights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was on the receiving end of a very pleasant blow job once, when I felt the urge to fart. As a gentleman I couldn't possibly, especially where she was so I held it in, but got so tense I got cramp and ended up hopping around the room anyway. Fortunately we were that comfortable with each other it was funny..

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Gas mask at the ready,

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