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Once I was having sex with my ex wife and it accidentally slipped out under the covers.. maybe I had one too many brandy’s that night.. anyway.. it did not go down well.. she put the duvet over my head and made me stay under it for 5 minutes... I kept shouting from inside the duvet... IM SORRRYYYY!! believe me after that experience I felt like stapling my ass shut forever the next day. |
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I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp  there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe |
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"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe "
Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work! |
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"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe
Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!"
Tasering might? |
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"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe
Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!
Tasering might?"
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I was on the receiving end of a very pleasant blow job once, when I felt the urge to fart. As a gentleman I couldn't possibly, especially where she was so I held it in, but got so tense I got cramp and ended up hopping around the room anyway. Fortunately we were that comfortable with each other it was funny..
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Hahah I was fucking my ex and I was on top, my legs were wide and in results of that my cheeks were spread, I came so fucking hard and exploded inside her, whilst simultaneously let out a big loud fart, fortunately I had cum, and she found the funny side of it |
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When I (Enn, male half) was a student about a thousand years ago, my then girlfriend was riding me
one night with vigour, and she ripped out a thunderous fart the like of which I've rarely heard - it was like someone tearing a length of sail cloth in an echo chamber.
She was mortified, but I damn near shat myself laughing. |
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"Mrs will kill me for this but she can queef for England. Especially in doggy. Bit embarrassing but not as bad as malodourous flatulence. "
Someone is sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂
A quick snigger and carry on, fortunately no one has let out one needing an oxygen mask yet! |
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"I blocked a guy for this. Twice we'd met him. Both times as he came during a BJ, he let rip big time. No appoligy, or said any thing. My face was in the area, just no and rude! "
This needs more clarification… did he fart at the point of ejaculation or roll over and let rip?? You say twice? Was he a repeat offender? |
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I do find farts quite funny.
Just as well, because if you fold me in half I'm going to fart a little fart.
I am a lady though, so it would be a ladylike, violet-scented poot rather than an uncouth sheet-shredder.
I'm not sure I'd want to have sex if it was so serious that a fart could wreck it. |
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"Say your having sex... and one of you accidentally trumps or releases a bit of wind.. what would your reaction be.. ? Would you carry on or expect an apology.. "
How dare you fart before my wife, he said.
I'm terribley sorry I reply. I didn't know it was her turn! |
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