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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We all like an extra inch or two. But I have a theory based on the amount of dick pics I've seen.

When God was giving out an extra couple of inches, did men have to choose where they wanted that 2 inches to go?

Hight or cock?

Lover or a fighter.

Can't I have both

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What does an extra two inches have to do with being a lover or a fighter OP?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

What does an extra two inches have to do with being a lover or a fighter OP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?"

Have you seen Kevin Hart?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

Have you seen Kevin Hart? "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d like a woman with humility and a great rack. Can I have both please ?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

Have you seen Kevin Hart? "

Not today, no.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

Have you seen Kevin Hart? "

Why, is he hiding?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

Have you seen Kevin Hart?

Why, is he hiding?"

He’s hiding behind my extra two inches

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

Have you seen Kevin Hart?

Why, is he hiding?

He’s hiding behind my extra two inches"

You do tickle me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

Have you seen Kevin Hart? "

No, the top of his head sits at my bellybutton!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You want an extra couple of inches on your penis OP?

Have you seen Kevin Hart?

No, the top of his head sits at my bellybutton!!! "

like it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good Kevin Hart everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hey, we like what we like. Please feel free to send me private messages with your distaste for mine, then block me. It's water off a ducks back. Lol

But for anyone who's stacking and packing my inbox is open.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey, we like what we like. Please feel free to send me private messages with your distaste for mine, then block me. It's water off a ducks back. Lol

But for anyone who's stacking and packing my inbox is open.

"

Just to clarify, want Constitutes ‘stacking and packing’ ?

Thanks in advance X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

6 ft

9 inches and girthy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"6 ft

9 inches and girthy "

Can you clarify what the girth needs to be in inches, I think I might know someone ?

Yours sincerely X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tbf I love short men with average cocks... I like taller men too but that's usually a given

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth. "

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"6 ft

9 inches and girthy "

Any other requirements? I’m only at 50% hit rate so far and just wondered if there were other things I could score highly on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"6 ft

9 inches and girthy

Any other requirements? I’m only at 50% hit rate so far and just wondered if there were other things I could score highly on?"

Good looking (in my eyes) as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real. "

You have penis envy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tbf I love short men with average cocks... I like taller men too but that's usually a given "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

You have penis envy ?"

Men do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real. "

I’d agree, some men do seem obsessed with penis size, more than women I’d say.

Like aesthetically a large penis does look nice but is women do only really need 4 inches for pleasurable penetration, a circumference of at least 5.5 inches is sufficient girth to give you that nice full feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

You have penis envy ?

Men do"

All men ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm glad I got a smaller cock, it's taught me to be more considerate and put more effort in when shagging. My best mate has a huge Wang and it's almost like he's doing the woman a favour by fucking her.

I'm 6'1 he's 5'10 ish....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

You have penis envy ?

Men do"

I don't...I love my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Picture this... You are reincarnated, your given a second chance at life as the cycle goes on. In your last life you battled with a sword and shield. So pick your two inches.

Well in my last life I was killed on the battlefield I would like to be bigger.

You turn up in 2020 to the battle field of horny women on fab, you notice what some of the other men have picked and start to doubt your choice.

This is the moment you realise you've fucked up and taken a knife to a gun fight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Picture this... You are reincarnated, your given a second chance at life as the cycle goes on. In your last life you battled with a sword and shield. So pick your two inches.

Well in my last life I was killed on the battlefield I would like to be bigger.

You turn up in 2020 to the battle field of horny women on fab, you notice what some of the other men have picked and start to doubt your choice.

This is the moment you realise you've fucked up and taken a knife to a gun fight. "

made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm glad I got a smaller cock, it's taught me to be more considerate and put more effort in when shagging. My best mate has a huge Wang and it's almost like he's doing the woman a favour by fucking her.

I'm 6'1 he's 5'10 ish...."

True

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have 2 more on the cock cus I'm tall enough haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have 2 more on the cock cus I'm tall enough haha"

And the only man on fab with no cock picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea. "

It can help to stir it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

It can help to stir it "

You took the words right out of my mouth. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

It can help to stir it "

Not the way I have my tea, very strong, would melt the penis down to the bone.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea. "

Very true. I am useless without my morning cuppa!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea. "

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have 2 more on the cock cus I'm tall enough haha

And the only man on fab with no cock picture "

Theres more to me than a cheap dick pic (also they are in my friends pics haha)

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup. "

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all like an extra inch or two. But I have a theory based on the amount of dick pics I've seen.

When God was giving out an extra couple of inches, did men have to choose where they wanted that 2 inches to go?

Hight or cock?

Lover or a fighter.

Can't I have both

"

Apparently not. Sad to say, I'm fairly tall

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have 2 more on the cock cus I'm tall enough haha

And the only man on fab with no cock picture

Theres more to me than a cheap dick pic (also they are in my friends pics haha) "

Nice one, I feel like we've roll reversed. That's usually what women come away with. But I respect that

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This "

That

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have 2 more on the cock cus I'm tall enough haha

And the only man on fab with no cock picture

Theres more to me than a cheap dick pic (also they are in my friends pics haha)

Nice one, I feel like we've roll reversed. That's usually what women come away with. But I respect that"

I just feel like if someone wants to see dick pics or naked pics they should ask first and have the choice not to see them if they dont want.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like tall men with distinctly average dicks. 6 inches ideally, not too girthy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

That "

For once, I was being serious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like tall men with distinctly average dicks. 6 inches ideally, not too girthy. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This "

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I like tall men with distinctly average dicks. 6 inches ideally, not too girthy. "

Sounds like a perfect fit!

Although you’ve probably got some small print in there about not being a complete tool or something

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

That

For once, I was being serious "

I know

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you. "

It really doesn’t have to start from physical attraction, thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

That

For once, I was being serious

I know "

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you. "

You need to entice me with your mind first, you can’t just win me over with your hot body and banging tits, seduce me with your intellect!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you. "

Depends what you're looking for! Attraction, of course. For me personally it's never purely physical - even on a "sex site" as part of a couple. But different people are looking for different things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you.

It really doesn’t have to start from physical attraction, thankfully "

It is for me and it makes me wonder. Is that why every holes a goal for men ( not all) but women go for looks first. Someone said yesterday he was annoyed because he was rejected from a lady. Either of them thought the other was attractive but their attitude was different.

Man , I'll still do her

women. naa,

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you.

You need to entice me with your mind first, you can’t just win me over with your hot body and banging tits, seduce me with your intellect! "

Okay what's it to be ( in keeping with the topic of this post)

Bigger hanger or bigger wanger?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every hole isnt a goal for men. Annoys me when people just assume men fuck anything. Some men have standards yino.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you.

You need to entice me with your mind first, you can’t just win me over with your hot body and banging tits, seduce me with your intellect!

Okay what's it to be ( in keeping with the topic of this post)

Bigger hanger or bigger wanger? "

I’m not interested in women who reduce men to a body part, I know they wouldn’t be able to stimulate me, I’d get bored to easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every hole isnt a goal for men. Annoys me when people just assume men fuck anything. Some men have standards yino.

"

I'm glad the use of

(not all) was understood so that nobody would think it's me tarring all men with the same brush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"These are two things that guys can’t do anything about, height and penis size. I don’t really think we should be saying they should be two inches bigger on height or willy. They are what they are.

A big penis won’t keep you warm in the night or make you a cuppa tea.

Yeah but that's like saying , she's not much to look at but she makes a good pot of soup.

No, it isn't. More like it's not all about the vital statistics, there are more to people and relationships than measurements.

This

Relationships, yes, but on a site like this it's got to start from physical attraction surely , what ever that that attraction might be for you.

You need to entice me with your mind first, you can’t just win me over with your hot body and banging tits, seduce me with your intellect!

Okay what's it to be ( in keeping with the topic of this post)

Bigger hanger or bigger wanger?

I’m not interested in women who reduce men to a body part, I know they wouldn’t be able to stimulate me, I’d get bored to easily "

See I want to be wet just looking at him in anticipation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every hole isnt a goal for men. Annoys me when people just assume men fuck anything. Some men have standards yino.

I'm glad the use of

(not all) was understood so that nobody would think it's me tarring all men with the same brush. "

But why would you even have to comment on that as a thing anyway but didnt put the 'not all' when women go for looks. Women (not all) go for men with big wallets rather than looks men (not all) are more attracted visually than women anyway. Just because women

are so heavily outnumbered on this site they get a lot of messages which makes it go to their heads that they are attractive when in the real world they dont get a second look...but of course not all women ,;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d like to be taller so I can reach things off the high shelves in supermarkets. Had an incident before whilst trying to reach for a deep fill steak fray bentos pie, was trying to smack it down off the shelf using a cucumber and it hit me in the face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every hole isnt a goal for men. Annoys me when people just assume men fuck anything. Some men have standards yino.

I'm glad the use of

(not all) was understood so that nobody would think it's me tarring all men with the same brush.

But why would you even have to comment on that as a thing anyway but didnt put the 'not all' when women go for looks. Women (not all) go for men with big wallets rather than looks men (not all) are more attracted visually than women anyway. Just because women

are so heavily outnumbered on this site they get a lot of messages which makes it go to their heads that they are attractive when in the real world they dont get a second look...but of course not all women ,;) "

I never quoted (not all women) because I didn't feel the women commenting on this post needed to be pacified with triaval (not all) quotes to stop them taking everything so

seriously/personally and have a laugh.

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree

Height please..... quite happy with everything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d like to be taller so I can reach things off the high shelves in supermarkets. Had an incident before whilst trying to reach for a deep fill steak fray bentos pie, was trying to smack it down off the shelf using a cucumber and it hit me in the face! "

A cucumber ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all like an extra inch or two. But I have a theory based on the amount of dick pics I've seen.

When God was giving out an extra couple of inches, did men have to choose where they wanted that 2 inches to go?

Hight or cock?

Lover or a fighter.

Can't I have both

"

what do you need Op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We all like an extra inch or two. But I have a theory based on the amount of dick pics I've seen.

When God was giving out an extra couple of inches, did men have to choose where they wanted that 2 inches to go?

Hight or cock?

Lover or a fighter.

Can't I have both

what do you need Op? "

I need the 6ft 2 , 11 inch man that's found his way to my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all like an extra inch or two. But I have a theory based on the amount of dick pics I've seen.

When God was giving out an extra couple of inches, did men have to choose where they wanted that 2 inches to go?

Hight or cock?

Lover or a fighter.

Can't I have both

what do you need Op?

I need the 6ft 2 , 11 inch man that's found his way to my inbox. "

do you want him hot or cold?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like tall men with distinctly average dicks. 6 inches ideally, not too girthy.

Sounds like a perfect fit!

Although you’ve probably got some small print in there about not being a complete tool or something "

I would prefer it if you weren't a complete tool, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I like tall men with distinctly average dicks. 6 inches ideally, not too girthy.

Sounds like a perfect fit!

Although you’ve probably got some small print in there about not being a complete tool or something

I would prefer it if you weren't a complete tool, yes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We all like an extra inch or two. But I have a theory based on the amount of dick pics I've seen.

When God was giving out an extra couple of inches, did men have to choose where they wanted that 2 inches to go?

Hight or cock?

Lover or a fighter.

Can't I have both

what do you need Op?

I need the 6ft 2 , 11 inch man that's found his way to my inbox. do you want him hot or cold? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6’4 and more than happy here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"6’4 and more than happy here. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy with my size as it's the tools man not the tool that does the business. 8inchz plenty for me with girth and nice veins to boot

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

At this stage, adding two inches to either would just cause even more problems.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At this stage, adding two inches to either would just cause even more problems. "

Would you be getting it jammed in car doors and stuff if it were two inches bigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I take 1 inch in height and 1 inch in girth please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real. "

"Extra two inches" exact same thread has been done before by different OP's so knew what to expect coming in here, but "penis envy" ... got me thinking about a few things in my early days as a Fabber. Have shared some things already, but there is one thing not discussed in forums so will be posting my experiences another time.

#Saved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have it all then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

"Extra two inches" exact same thread has been done before by different OP's so knew what to expect coming in here, but "penis envy" ... got me thinking about a few things in my early days as a Fabber. Have shared some things already, but there is one thing not discussed in forums so will be posting my experiences another time.

#Saved"

Something never discussed on forums? The suspense is killing me! What is it? I hope I don't miss your thread to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

"Extra two inches" exact same thread has been done before by different OP's so knew what to expect coming in here, but "penis envy" ... got me thinking about a few things in my early days as a Fabber. Have shared some things already, but there is one thing not discussed in forums so will be posting my experiences another time.

#Saved

Something never discussed on forums? The suspense is killing me! What is it? I hope I don't miss your thread to find out. "

don't you worry your stripey socks off he'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey, we like what we like. Please feel free to send me private messages with your distaste for mine, then block me. It's water off a ducks back. Lol

But for anyone who's stacking and packing my inbox is open.

"

Gunslinger arrives...room goes quiet!

"Missy get me a drink, I'm kinda parched....around these here parts we don't just talk the talk, we walk the walk - now where's my drink"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey, we like what we like. Please feel free to send me private messages with your distaste for mine, then block me. It's water off a ducks back. Lol

But for anyone who's stacking and packing my inbox is open.

Gunslinger arrives...room goes quiet!

"Missy get me a drink, I'm kinda parched....around these here parts we don't just talk the talk, we walk the walk - now where's my drink"?"

Oh, I've struck gold!

There's gold in them thar hills.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey, we like what we like. Please feel free to send me private messages with your distaste for mine, then block me. It's water off a ducks back. Lol

But for anyone who's stacking and packing my inbox is open.

Gunslinger arrives...room goes quiet!

"Missy get me a drink, I'm kinda parched....around these here parts we don't just talk the talk, we walk the walk - now where's my drink"?

Oh, I've struck gold!

There's gold in them thar hills. "

you in Nepal again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey, we like what we like. Please feel free to send me private messages with your distaste for mine, then block me. It's water off a ducks back. Lol

But for anyone who's stacking and packing my inbox is open.

Gunslinger arrives...room goes quiet!

"Missy get me a drink, I'm kinda parched....around these here parts we don't just talk the talk, we walk the walk - now where's my drink"?

Oh, I've struck gold!

There's gold in them thar hills. you in Nepal again "

I get about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey, we like what we like. Please feel free to send me private messages with your distaste for mine, then block me. It's water off a ducks back. Lol

But for anyone who's stacking and packing my inbox is open.

Gunslinger arrives...room goes quiet!

"Missy get me a drink, I'm kinda parched....around these here parts we don't just talk the talk, we walk the walk - now where's my drink"?

Oh, I've struck gold!

There's gold in them thar hills. you in Nepal again

I get about "

you do at that lass

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"At this stage, adding two inches to either would just cause even more problems.

Would you be getting it jammed in car doors and stuff if it were two inches bigger "

I barely fit into cars as it is, and it's nothing to do with the size of my knob.

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By *itofamouthfullMan  over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Can I have the two inches on my middle finger please, that way when someone really pisses me off I can give them the ultimate finger!

Also will help with giving a lady the ultimate finger, so Actually works for good and bad situations!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I have the two inches on my middle finger please, that way when someone really pisses me off I can give them the ultimate finger!

Also will help with giving a lady the ultimate finger, so Actually works for good and bad situations! "

I can see the re birth now,

https://tenor.com/6ED1.gif

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

[Removed by poster at 27/05/20 13:06:18]

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By *itofamouthfullMan  over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire


"Can I have the two inches on my middle finger please, that way when someone really pisses me off I can give them the ultimate finger!

Also will help with giving a lady the ultimate finger, so Actually works for good and bad situations!

I can see the re birth now,

https://tenor.com/6ED1.gif

"

Haha I was much cuter as a baby though than that one

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"At this stage, adding two inches to either would just cause even more problems.

Would you be getting it jammed in car doors and stuff if it were two inches bigger

I barely fit into cars as it is, and it's nothing to do with the size of my knob. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At 6' 2" I'm now guessing that's why I live up to my name.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

"Extra two inches" exact same thread has been done before by different OP's so knew what to expect coming in here, but "penis envy" ... got me thinking about a few things in my early days as a Fabber. Have shared some things already, but there is one thing not discussed in forums so will be posting my experiences another time.

#Saved

Something never discussed on forums? The suspense is killing me! What is it? I hope I don't miss your thread to find out. don't you worry your stripey socks off he'll let you know "

Haha whoops! It's not that interesting or exciting... I don't create threads, but will post in here bit later or tonight. Was saying will share something I never posted about before in forums from my earlier days as a Fabber.

Note:

My post may be a bit of a downer depending on the person reading or which way you look at it. No pressure hey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

"Extra two inches" exact same thread has been done before by different OP's so knew what to expect coming in here, but "penis envy" ... got me thinking about a few things in my early days as a Fabber. Have shared some things already, but there is one thing not discussed in forums so will be posting my experiences another time.

#Saved

Something never discussed on forums? The suspense is killing me! What is it? I hope I don't miss your thread to find out. don't you worry your stripey socks off he'll let you know

Haha whoops! It's not that interesting or exciting... I don't create threads, but will post in here bit later or tonight. Was saying will share something I never posted about before in forums from my earlier days as a Fabber.

Note:

My post may be a bit of a downer depending on the person reading or which way you look at it. No pressure hey "

cmon share now shes in Nepal climbing Anapurna 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

"Extra two inches" exact same thread has been done before by different OP's so knew what to expect coming in here, but "penis envy" ... got me thinking about a few things in my early days as a Fabber. Have shared some things already, but there is one thing not discussed in forums so will be posting my experiences another time.

#Saved

Something never discussed on forums? The suspense is killing me! What is it? I hope I don't miss your thread to find out. don't you worry your stripey socks off he'll let you know

Haha whoops! It's not that interesting or exciting... I don't create threads, but will post in here bit later or tonight. Was saying will share something I never posted about before in forums from my earlier days as a Fabber.

Note:

My post may be a bit of a downer depending on the person reading or which way you look at it. No pressure hey cmon share now shes in Nepal climbing Anapurna 1 "

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a guy I’d like to be tall, shorter guys tend to have it hard so I’d pick the two inches for height so long as my penis had decent girth.

Yeah but the penis envy is real.

"Extra two inches" exact same thread has been done before by different OP's so knew what to expect coming in here, but "penis envy" ... got me thinking about a few things in my early days as a Fabber. Have shared some things already, but there is one thing not discussed in forums so will be posting my experiences another time.

#Saved

Something never discussed on forums? The suspense is killing me! What is it? I hope I don't miss your thread to find out. don't you worry your stripey socks off he'll let you know

Haha whoops! It's not that interesting or exciting... I don't create threads, but will post in here bit later or tonight. Was saying will share something I never posted about before in forums from my earlier days as a Fabber.

Note:

My post may be a bit of a downer depending on the person reading or which way you look at it. No pressure hey cmon share now shes in Nepal climbing Anapurna 1

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im a shortie but my cocks alright and different to most

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apologies OP! Must have been watching something good on the telly last night because I fell asleep on the sofa

For those that are interested, green arrow followers and especially men that could be having 'penis envy' or other concerns surrounding your inches...

Part 1 of 2:

Going to cover a few things from my past Fab adventures. Starting with things I have shared before in forums. I am the same online/offline. I don't measure my cock or take pics. Don't compare to others in anything because I don't use Fab as a comparison website.

I'm proud to be a lover. Can be a fighter/defender when needed, but I always come in peace. So many guys read things online and put unnecessary stress/pressure on themselves therefore lie about "inches" with height and cock. Some guys saying they are 6ft'ers when they are my height or shorter... i'm off by 2 inches. Would it have been nice to be 6ft, yes! Increase my reach and would have helped while playing basketball, but i'm I bothered about it... no because didn't effect my dribbling skills.

My past playmates have told me all sorts on my "size" from "above average" in length/girth to "perfect" (whatever perfect size means) ... at times I was like great so anal... reply was "no, to big" ... whaaaaaaaaaaat!? Haha I knew early on no matter what size you are it depends on the woman you're with. There are pros and cons to all sizes so don't be too "hard" on yourself.

Here are two examples on my past:

Fellow "growers", yes I am a grower. Was at a theme event which involved not wearing much... minding my own business and next thing I know a guy points and said "oh he is small" that guy was a "shower" a few people giggled, but I didn't say a word. I knew I grow big so just carried on. That could have knocked my confidence and never gone "public" again, but I stayed and the rest is history...

At a packed club event with my usual friends years ago and all sorts of sizes plus lovers of different sizes are present... walk into a room and a couple is surrounded... including few blokes with cocks out tugging away and frantically trying to get "ready" just incase get "lucky" the male half of that couple was like 4-5 inches hard and you could hear a bit of snigerring/whispers... others making fun of him... but my god even though he could hear everything he didn't flinch! Not once just carried on pleasing his partner. She was moaning with pleasure.. he was in the standing position and she was on her back laying on a raised bed... everyone had a full view and getting excited. A few of us went off to play, but came back to see that couple still there in that same position. They must have been there for like 30-40mins... enjoying the moment... taking things slow. Varying his thrusting technique... at times increasing quicker movements... was amazing to watch! The guys with "bigger" cocks realised it ain't gonna happen and started patting the guy on the back saying "you're good" his "staying power" was incredible. She was stunning and loving it.

To finish this post:

I personally never been concerned about physical attributes like cock size, birth marks, scars etc we all have unique bodies. That is what makes us different and keeps things exciting. The more I got involved within the social/club event scene the more confirmation I got in reality it's not that much of a major issue as "online" it comes across as a "bigger" problem.

Part 2 of 2 coming up right after breakfast. Not shared this before! This is "hard" work you know. Not easy with morning horn and now hungry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Part one is very sensible it takes alot of personal growth to get to that stage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll stick with what I got, quite happy

What about you OP....if god said you could have an extra 2 inches off your waist or you could have a 2 inch tighter hole so a normal cock could please you, what would you choose ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never understood why height is such a big thing. I know a guy who's definitely no taller than 5'7", and you wouldn't find a more attractive man outside of a modelling agency. His height doesn't change that at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll stick with what I got, quite happy

What about you OP....if god said you could have an extra 2 inches off your waist or you could have a 2 inch tighter hole so a normal cock could please you, what would you choose ? "

Have to be the waist , who's settling for a normal cock ? Doh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll stick with what I got, quite happy

What about you OP....if god said you could have an extra 2 inches off your waist or you could have a 2 inch tighter hole so a normal cock could please you, what would you choose ?

Have to be the waist , who's settling for a normal cock ? Doh"

you like abnormal then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've never understood why height is such a big thing. I know a guy who's definitely no taller than 5'7", and you wouldn't find a more attractive man outside of a modelling agency. His height doesn't change that at all."

I was going to a work night out and car shared with a short guy, probably about the same hight as me, but with my heels on , i towered over him. When crossing the road , I nearly took his hand. It doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll stick with what I got, quite happy

What about you OP....if god said you could have an extra 2 inches off your waist or you could have a 2 inch tighter hole so a normal cock could please you, what would you choose ?

Have to be the waist , who's settling for a normal cock ? Dohyou like abnormal then "

Na, I'm just messing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll stick with what I got, quite happy

What about you OP....if god said you could have an extra 2 inches off your waist or you could have a 2 inch tighter hole so a normal cock could please you, what would you choose ?

Have to be the waist , who's settling for a normal cock ? Dohyou like abnormal then

Na, I'm just messing "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never understood why height is such a big thing. I know a guy who's definitely no taller than 5'7", and you wouldn't find a more attractive man outside of a modelling agency. His height doesn't change that at all."

On here a few guys would change their height to 6ft because some women prefer taller guys. If they are successful in getting around the online filter... how does that work in person? Surely she will realise a few inches short... your post reminded me of the time when my friend had that with a guy she arranged to meet at a club few of us were at and the first thing she said to him was 'where is the rest of you?" Omg that was awkward! He just walked off...

She is tall in heels, but I have played with her. It was the fact that he lied/deceived her... she was not impressed!

I have dabbled in modelling and been in showbiz... let's not even get started on that topic. The obsession! Constantly looking in the mirror... wonder if that is the same during sex. Checking mirror to see if hair looks fine. If your hair don't get scruffy you need to keep rockin n rollin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've never understood why height is such a big thing. I know a guy who's definitely no taller than 5'7", and you wouldn't find a more attractive man outside of a modelling agency. His height doesn't change that at all.

On here a few guys would change their height to 6ft because some women prefer taller guys. If they are successful in getting around the online filter... how does that work in person? Surely she will realise a few inches short... your post reminded me of the time when my friend had that with a guy she arranged to meet at a club few of us were at and the first thing she said to him was 'where is the rest of you?" Omg that was awkward! He just walked off...

She is tall in heels, but I have played with her. It was the fact that he lied/deceived her... she was not impressed!

I have dabbled in modelling and been in showbiz... let's not even get started on that topic. The obsession! Constantly looking in the mirror... wonder if that is the same during sex. Checking mirror to see if hair looks fine. If your hair don't get scruffy you need to keep rockin n rollin "

Yeah, I've definitely started looking at the shorter man with new eyes. My flats are comfortable anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

@9darter - great username! They are rare


"Part one is very sensible it takes alot of personal growth to get to that stage. "

Personal growth is important. Joining Fab certainly helped me to explore different dynamics and know what I like/enjoy and don't. So we've established i'm not packing, stacking, can't fill a pringle box and not monster trucking

Part 2 of 2:

I have never shared because I don't get involved in this topic/term online... "BBC" I have many black friends outside of Fab so naturally within the scene as I was going about doing my thing in the early days as you do... I would often bump into black guys. So many of them have become good friends and always cool to mix n mingle.

Before I continue I would like to add many of my friends don't want to be associated with that "BBC" term or just keep it in the background because it is one of those popular repeated topics especially online. Like many Fabbers they dip into forums, but don't post. Some do

I have always been in good physical condition due to being sporty, know my strength/stamina, but not the biggest. Plus being a "grower" you can imagine in a group setting one might feel "out of their depth" or "overwhelmed". Because non of these things phase me due to mindset or could be because i'm not "normal" I just crack on being myself... thinking what will be will be. However I used to feel "tension" in the air... wondering what is going on why some were feeling a little "stand off'ish" it turned out they were intimidated by my confidence/presence. Aura... go flippin figure!! We used to joke about that with each other and FB's back in the day. Friendships blossomed and next thing you know...

Kapow! Happy memories

Seems like a long time ago though. Damn it lockdown! I am a virgin now

Alright, to wrap up my thoughts on this topic...

Fabbers, don't stress on inches! There will always be times when we can't "win" and other times when we simply can't stop winning. That is life. Full of surprises! Be true to yourself. Be kind. Be your best self. Be the best version of yourself.

Be the one...

Let happiness thrive!

#1

Ps. OP - Reading when you said 'penis envy' my word... my essay writing skills came back

That covers it. All done. Phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Be the best version of yourself. Words to live by.xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Be the best version of yourself. Words to live by.xx "
In isolation one can only impress oneself

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