"Hah true story still looking for any Goldilocks around here  "
Think most of them are just looking for the bearnecessities so try looking under the rocks and plants and take a glance at their fancy pants and maybe try a few!  |
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By *zorean OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hah true story still looking for any Goldilocks around here
Think most of them are just looking for the bearnecessities so try looking under the rocks and plants and take a glance at their fancy pants and maybe try a few! "
You're killing me with the puns bud hahah   |
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By *zorean OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hah true story still looking for any Goldilocks around here
Think most of them are just looking for the bearnecessities so try looking under the rocks and plants and take a glance at their fancy pants and maybe try a few! "
Now that I look closer you also might have a lion king pun hidden there about eating bugs! |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"Hah true story still looking for any Goldilocks around here
Think most of them are just looking for the bearnecessities so try looking under the rocks and plants and take a glance at their fancy pants and maybe try a few!
Now that I look closer you also might have a lion king pun hidden there about eating bugs!"
Baloo from jungle book.  |
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"Hah true story still looking for any Goldilocks around here
Think most of them are just looking for the bearnecessities so try looking under the rocks and plants and take a glance at their fancy pants and maybe try a few!
Now that I look closer you also might have a lion king pun hidden there about eating bugs!
Baloo from jungle book. "
Thank you glad someone got it |
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By *zorean OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hah true story still looking for any Goldilocks around here
Think most of them are just looking for the bearnecessities so try looking under the rocks and plants and take a glance at their fancy pants and maybe try a few!
Now that I look closer you also might have a lion king pun hidden there about eating bugs!
Baloo from jungle book.
Thank you glad someone got it "
I got the bit about the bear necessities, however, I didn't remember the whole thing silly me...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're just charming as always boss!
Why you rolling your eyes at me?!
Is that what that smile is? I was trying to do the naughty smile... I blame the fat fingers lol "
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By *zorean OP Man
over a year ago
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"I like a big bear of a man grrrrr
I'm afraid I might break a skinny man - and gym goers just make me feel fat and embarrassed of my fat bits lol."
Don't say that too loud otherwise your inbox will be filled with messages from skinny guys that want to prove you wrong |
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"Nothing at all wrong with a dad bod... There's plenty of us girls worrying about our imperfections too..
Not many imperfections that I can see in those pictures."
Oh there are...but that's what makes us 'normal'...
Skinnys no good - I'd break him 
(thank you by the way...  ) |
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By *zorean OP Man
over a year ago
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"Nothing at all wrong with a dad bod... There's plenty of us girls worrying about our imperfections too..
Not many imperfections that I can see in those pictures.
Oh there are...but that's what makes us 'normal'...
Skinnys no good - I'd break him
(thank you by the way... ) "
You're definitely a pretty lady 
And I get you, just be careful, every single skinny boy will text you to prove that you're wrong |
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