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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
With my work brain on...... I would hope that if you averaged out the hypothetical scores from all of the women that I've slept with (some translations maybe needed), that I'd be upwards of 6.5.... But its hard to say really.... It could be more.. it could be less. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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your only as good as the person your shagging
sometimes if you meet someone you gel with you walk away thinking.....damn i was good  but then you can meet someone else who theres no real spark with and do the same as you did oln the great shag but because your just not compatable walk away thinking.....that was shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her. "
Did we used to be married Wishy????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.
Did we used to be married Wishy????? "
I reckon I've dated him at the very least |
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Upon climax last night, he could tell, as usual, he'd left his girl wanting more. He reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.
30 seconds later she had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed panting.
It seems Flash Does the hard work, so you don't have to! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bollocks to selling myself short I'm a 9 or 10 , the lady always cums more than once and my verifications prove it donut must be true lol
Altho I will admit it is hard to keep repeating the entire man u squad of 99 to keep me going concentrating  |
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"your only as good as the person your shagging
sometimes if you meet someone you gel with you walk away thinking.....damn i was good but then you can meet someone else who theres no real spark with and do the same as you did oln the great shag but because your just not compatable walk away thinking.....that was shite"
So very true, if the spark isn't there and reciprocated it can be a let down even though your technique is still the same. The more you connect, the better it gets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.
Did we used to be married Wishy????? "
It's possible. Are you really a 5' midget that looks like an Angler fish (that ugly fish in Finding Nemo that has a light hanging from it's nose)?
If not, you're not my first wife.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexual expertise 4/10, I'm a selfish lover, I do like to lie back and enjoy.
What I lack in sexual skills I make up for in glamour, wit and a sparkling personality |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Sexual expertise 4/10, I'm a selfish lover, I do like to lie back and enjoy.
What I lack in sexual skills I make up for in glamour, wit and a sparkling personality "
I'm like a sack of spuds
C'mon guys n girls I know you want  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones. 
so which of your 2 veri's got a 9 ad which got a 7  "
No both them a 9 but the one that blocked me only a 7  |
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"I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones.
so which of your 2 veri's got a 9 ad which got a 7
No both them a 9 but the one that blocked me only a 7 "
so they were both uggos then?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones.
so which of your 2 veri's got a 9 ad which got a 7
No both them a 9 but the one that blocked me only a 7
so they were both uggos then??"
No they were pretty but i left my glasses off and dont see great without so i do better. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Is this like the richter scale, where the more the earth moves the bigger the number..??
I'm 'awesome',... or was it 'awful.. ' the hearing aid wasn't plugged in at the time...
Please see my latest satisfaction survey... statistically , out of 10, I'm a good 10 |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.
Did we used to be married Wishy?????
It's possible. Are you really a 5' midget that looks like an Angler fish (that ugly fish in Finding Nemo that has a light hanging from it's nose)?
If not, you're not my first wife. "
Hmm, I've been told that with clever lighting and artful makeup I can be bought up to that level of attractiveness, but I'm actually only 4'10"
Must have been another 2 stroke wonder I used to be married to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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surely it depends on if the shagger and the shaggee put up a good performance. the shagger may put up what he considers a mediocre performance and the shaggee is still left in awe
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As the song says It Takes Two.
If the guy I am with is a good shag, then that makes me feel good, which in turn makes me want to make him feel good
So yes in those circumstances I'm a damn good shag |
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