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over a year ago
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!
Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to
That's me 
Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello
Moar cushion for the pushing  "
Slap my ass and ride the ripples  |
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown 
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s "
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble |
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!
Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to
That's me
Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello
Moar cushion for the pushing
Slap my ass and ride the ripples "
I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap
Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!
Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to
That's me
Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello
Moar cushion for the pushing
Slap my ass and ride the ripples
I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap
Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you "
That would set off a tsunami in south west goa |
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!
Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to
That's me
Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello
Moar cushion for the pushing
Slap my ass and ride the ripples
I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap
Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you
That would set off a tsunami in south west goa "
I'm willing to take a risk
You can gush and flood me instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!
Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to
That's me
Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello
Moar cushion for the pushing
Slap my ass and ride the ripples
I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap
Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you
That would set off a tsunami in south west goa
I'm willing to take a risk
You can gush and flood me instead "
What with??? We could share a bath I guess.... I like being environmentally friendly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks 
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too  "
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! "
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh  |
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!
Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to
That's me
Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello
Moar cushion for the pushing
Slap my ass and ride the ripples
I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap
Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you
That would set off a tsunami in south west goa
I'm willing to take a risk
You can gush and flood me instead
What with??? We could share a bath I guess.... I like being environmentally friendly "
A joint bath sounds good under the guise of saving the planet |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here "
I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here
I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though "
Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine. |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here
I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though
Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine."
Oh I can outeat anyone believe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh "
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble "
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
"
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt |
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them "
No comment  |
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them "
Now that's just teasing now
But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.
Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt "
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here
I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though
Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine.
Oh I can outeat anyone believe me "
Sounds like a challenge to me |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them
No comment "
Shush you  |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here
I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though
Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine.
Oh I can outeat anyone believe me
Sounds like a challenge to me "
You will lose trust me |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! "
Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google  |
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them
No comment
Shush you "
Didnt say a word |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here
I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though
Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine.
Oh I can outeat anyone believe me
Sounds like a challenge to me
You will lose trust me "
Trust is to be earned not given |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them
Now that's just teasing now
But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.
Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth "
Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! "
Chipolata , Jumbo , or Cocktail?? |
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them
Now that's just teasing now
But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.
Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth
Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them "
Ok now we need proofs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!
Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google "
Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!
Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google
Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage "
He has sausage as his operating system
That's just butchery |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them
Now that's just teasing now
But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.
Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth
Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them
Ok now we need proofs "
Ohh I have a vid somewhere |
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them
Now that's just teasing now
But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.
Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth
Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them
Ok now we need proofs
Ohh I have a vid somewhere "
Starts chant...
Post it post it
Added points for doing it for a jaffa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!
Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google
Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage
He has sausage as his operating system
That's just butchery "
Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft!
Now I am hungry  |
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
If i was arced then that WOULD be shocking! ... Little electrical joke for you there...... i'll get me coat "
You can stay I need an electrician  |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!
Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google
Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage
He has sausage as his operating system
That's just butchery
Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft!
Now I am hungry "
A lady who likes girthy sausages |
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"Ooh now I belong here .
My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks
Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??
Got any Mushy Peas too
No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.
Was a ploy tbh
Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!
Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .
I ain't posh
Oh ffs!! Fine...
Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....
Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning
I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .
I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt
Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!
Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google
Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage
He has sausage as his operating system
That's just butchery
Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft!
Now I am hungry "
I have thick and meaty yes .
And Cumberland too |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown
Then you half belong on this spoof thread
Pass me some Jaffa’s
Throws them across you only get what you can catch.
Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.
Gobble gobble
Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them
Now that's just teasing now
But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.
Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth
Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them
Ok now we need proofs
Ohh I have a vid somewhere
Starts chant...
Post it post it
Added points for doing it for a jaffa "
Done |
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