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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any stories?
I had a 75 year old pensioner neighbour once, bless her soul, who let me have it whenever.
Her children thought I was just a kind helpful neighbour-which I was. They had no idea that we were fwb. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No stories (yet) but there's a lady librarian lives next door to me. Quite shy and quiet, probably 40-45 now and still living with her parents.
I'd love to corrupt her....  "
Invite her over for a drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've told this story on here before lol. I got horny in the garden once while the wife was at work so I started to have a mess and part way through noticed the woman next door was watching through the fence so I just carried on till I'd finished lol. Nothings ever been mentioned since but so horny... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've told this story on here before lol. I got horny in the garden once while the wife was at work so I started to have a mess and part way through noticed the woman next door was watching through the fence so I just carried on till I'd finished lol. Nothings ever been mentioned since but so horny..."
Hahaha
She owes you for a good show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any stories?
I had a 75 year old pensioner neighbour once, bless her soul, who let me have it whenever.
Her children thought I was just a kind helpful neighbour-which I was. They had no idea that we were fwb. "
Of course you did! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've told this story on here before lol. I got horny in the garden once while the wife was at work so I started to have a mess and part way through noticed the woman next door was watching through the fence so I just carried on till I'd finished lol. Nothings ever been mentioned since but so horny...
Hahaha
She owes you for a good show"
Definitely not my type lol but always good to be watched |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a married 40s lady comes to visit her mum next door.
always chats to me .
i always try to slip in naughty comments.she knows i aint had sex from march.
just a prick tease i think lol "
Wow. Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a married 40s lady comes to visit her mum next door.
always chats to me .
i always try to slip in naughty comments.she knows i aint had sex from march.
just a prick tease i think lol "
She's a prick tease because she chats to you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a married 40s lady comes to visit her mum next door.
always chats to me .
i always try to slip in naughty comments.she knows i aint had sex from march.
just a prick tease i think lol "
God forbid someone talks to you. Definitely teasing you. How does she know you haven’t had sex since March? |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"No stories (yet) but there's a lady librarian lives next door to me. Quite shy and quiet, probably 40-45 now and still living with her parents.
I'd love to corrupt her.... "
Invite her over and... Read between the Lines!
I'll get ma coat!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did her vagina creek?
She got wet with a kiss on her forehead. She was very playful too 
Ok but did it creek?
What do you mean by 'creek'? "
Like an old door |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did her vagina creek?
She got wet with a kiss on her forehead. She was very playful too
Ok but did it creek?
What do you mean by 'creek'?
Like an old door"
No. Hahahaha!
There was a lot of pussy fart though |
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"a married 40s lady comes to visit her mum next door.
always chats to me .
i always try to slip in naughty comments.she knows i aint had sex from march.
just a prick tease i think lol "
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blimey! She's polite to a guy who says sexual things and she gets called rude names. Now where did that thread about male privilege go... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a thing for my last neighbour until he got cockerels and set them up in his front garden.
His sex appeal disappeared along with my ability to get decent sleep. "
Did you tell him? |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I had a thing for my last neighbour until he got cockerels and set them up in his front garden.
His sex appeal disappeared along with my ability to get decent sleep.
Did you tell him? "
I told him about his cockerels but not that I wanted his cock. He never spoke to me again after that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a thing for my last neighbour until he got cockerels and set them up in his front garden.
His sex appeal disappeared along with my ability to get decent sleep.
Did you tell him?
I told him about his cockerels but not that I wanted his cock. He never spoke to me again after that."
His loss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a married 40s lady comes to visit her mum next door.
always chats to me .
i always try to slip in naughty comments.she knows i aint had sex from march.
just a prick tease i think lol .
blimey! She's polite to a guy who says sexual things and she gets called rude names. Now where did that thread about male privilege go... "
 not sure how she's the one meant to be teasing either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a married 40s lady comes to visit her mum next door.
always chats to me .
i always try to slip in naughty comments.she knows i aint had sex from march.
just a prick tease i think lol
God forbid someone talks to you. Definitely teasing you. How does she know you haven’t had sex since March?"
Lockdown init. She knows what she's doing the prick teaser |
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"a married 40s lady comes to visit her mum next door.
always chats to me .
i always try to slip in naughty comments.she knows i aint had sex from march.
just a prick tease i think lol .
blimey! She's polite to a guy who says sexual things and she gets called rude names. Now where did that thread about male privilege go...
not sure how she's the one meant to be teasing either"
You know women are teasing men just by existing right!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long did it take to get her damp and moist ready for action OP?
Her pussy was always wet, there was no problem there at all
TBF at 75 chances are she’d pissed herself "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long did it take to get her damp and moist ready for action OP?
Her pussy was always wet, there was no problem there at all
TBF at 75 chances are she’d pissed herself "
I'm sorry, but I just howled at that! bad bad, but funny!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbour (married) clearly has a thing for me, makes it very very obvious....dont get me wrong, I would at the drop of a hat, she is a good looking woman with a fantastic body.
Her hubby scares the absolute shit out of me, so definitely wont be going there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My neighbour (married) clearly has a thing for me, makes it very very obvious....dont get me wrong, I would at the drop of a hat, she is a good looking woman with a fantastic body.
Her hubby scares the absolute shit out of me, so definitely wont be going there "
Hahaha
What if he's a cuck? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long did it take to get her damp and moist ready for action OP?
Her pussy was always wet, there was no problem there at all
TBF at 75 chances are she’d pissed herself "
Hater  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My neighbour (married) clearly has a thing for me, makes it very very obvious....dont get me wrong, I would at the drop of a hat, she is a good looking woman with a fantastic body.
Her hubby scares the absolute shit out of me, so definitely wont be going there
Hahaha
What if he's a cuck? "
There are things I will never bring up to my neighbour, he is the old school type, racist, homophobic........that sort of guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My neighbour (married) clearly has a thing for me, makes it very very obvious....dont get me wrong, I would at the drop of a hat, she is a good looking woman with a fantastic body.
Her hubby scares the absolute shit out of me, so definitely wont be going there
Hahaha
What if he's a cuck?
There are things I will never bring up to my neighbour, he is the old school type, racist, homophobic........that sort of guy"
Sounds like the perfect man to fuck his wife |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham |
Too many horrible ageist stereotypical comments on here to pick on any one to quote...but ffs...saggy, incontinent, no teeth. There are incredible aspects to every age, and I just think what an adventurous and passionate woman she must have been...you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Where’s the respect and openmindedness?
Hopefully we will all be lucky enough to live a vibrant life until at least her age. |
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"Too many horrible ageist stereotypical comments on here to pick on any one to quote...but ffs...saggy, incontinent, no teeth. There are incredible aspects to every age, and I just think what an adventurous and passionate woman she must have been...you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Where’s the respect and openmindedness?
Hopefully we will all be lucky enough to live a vibrant life until at least her age."
oh people are always making "hilarious" jokes about older women on here. I'm just amazed nobody mentioned Werther's original or bingo  |
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By *evon30Man
over a year ago
torquay |
My exneighbour said she saw me and my ex through the window and was turned on by it.
So i took it on myself to text her when i was home alone playing. She ' ventured for a walk and looked in'. Never ended up getting to fuck her though
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any stories?
I had a 75 year old pensioner neighbour once, bless her soul, who let me have it whenever.
Her children thought I was just a kind helpful neighbour-which I was. They had no idea that we were fwb. "
Did she take her dentures out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any stories?
I had a 75 year old pensioner neighbour once, bless her soul, who let me have it whenever.
Her children thought I was just a kind helpful neighbour-which I was. They had no idea that we were fwb.
Did she take her dentures out?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How old were you when this all happened, OP?
25
Lmao her kids were definitely your parents’s age, right?
There's no discrimination here "
You do you man! Age gap aside, the neighbour thing sounds way too messy. If it didn’t end well, I couldn’t think of anything worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I had a neighbour with Benefits unfortunately in the flats that I lived with the 6 flats that are situated with me they are all in their 70s I may like the older woman but I'm not stooping in that high |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I had a neighbour with Benefits unfortunately in the flats that I lived with the 6 flats that are situated with me they are all in their 70s I may like the older woman but I'm not stooping in that high"
You discriminating? |
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"No stories (yet) but there's a lady librarian lives next door to me. Quite shy and quiet, probably 40-45 now and still living with her parents.
I'd love to corrupt her.... "
I have a (social) friend who fits that description. She needs no corrupting. |
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"No stories (yet) but there's a lady librarian lives next door to me. Quite shy and quiet, probably 40-45 now and still living with her parents.
I'd love to corrupt her....
I have a (social) friend who fits that description. She needs no corrupting."
Can you send her my way?  |
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