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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Could not get registered with an NHS dentist so had to go private. Cost me £85 for a check and scrape and polish. My dentist drives an Audi TT, no surprise there then. Anyone else got any similar?

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

(runs in with a balaclava on, holding a banana in a vaguely threatening manner).....

OUCH!!! FFS!!!! (note to self... always check that, before you run in somewhere after putting on the fekkin balaclava, the eye holes are over your fekkin eyes you tit!!)

Nobody move, this is a thread hijacking!!!

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Could not get registered with an NHS dentist so had to go private. Cost me £85 for a check and scrape and polish. My dentist drives an Audi TT, no surprise there then. Anyone else got any similar?"

We've got a TT - suppose I better train to be a dentist now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lucky you.

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

FFS..... I said.... nobody move, this banana is loaded you know, dont make me use it!!!

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Lucky you."

Take you for a drive in it one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just told Parker my chauffeur to get the Clio ready, we will come to you, if thats agreeable lol x

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Just told Parker my chauffeur to get the Clio ready, we will come to you, if thats agreeable lol x"

you can park it next to the Proton

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could not get registered with an NHS dentist so had to go private. Cost me £85 for a check and scrape and polish. My dentist drives an Audi TT, no surprise there then. Anyone else got any similar?

We've got a TT - suppose I better train to be a dentist now "

You a hair dresser, if not your half way there with that car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!"

Put that banana away your scaring no one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!"

Because in your picture you appear to have "holstered" said banana

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one "

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Because in your picture you appear to have "holstered" said banana "

Erm.... hate to break this to you.... the pick of the "holstering" is of Jayne..... and the postings are from me (Martin).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character. "

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Because in your picture you appear to have "holstered" said banana

Erm.... hate to break this to you.... the pick of the "holstering" is of Jayne..... and the postings are from me (Martin)."

I had sort of worked that out, not all daft us half frenchies you know

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed "

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!"

Well no complaints about my bum then

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Could not get registered with an NHS dentist so had to go private. Cost me £85 for a check and scrape and polish. My dentist drives an Audi TT, no surprise there then. Anyone else got any similar?

We've got a TT - suppose I better train to be a dentist now

You a hair dresser, if not your half way there with that car "

Frankfurters dentist has got a TT and our doctor has got one too, bugger being a hairdresser I think I'll have to change our profile to contain the word 'Professional'

btw out TT would probably scare the poo out of any hairdresser as well

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

Well no complaints about my bum then "

Complaints?

How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

Well no complaints about my bum then

Complaints?

How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!"

So are jaffa cakes

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

Well no complaints about my bum then

Complaints?

How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!

So are jaffa cakes "

Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

Well no complaints about my bum then

Complaints?

How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!

So are jaffa cakes

Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!"

And that's a good deal? lol .....

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

Well no complaints about my bum then

Complaints?

How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!

So are jaffa cakes

Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!

And that's a good deal? lol ..... "

I think so, I'd do (almost) anything for free jaffas!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

Well no complaints about my bum then

Complaints?

How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!

So are jaffa cakes

Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!

And that's a good deal? lol .....

I think so, I'd do (almost) anything for free jaffas!!! "

Have you been getting wasted on those splashcats down the park again lol

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!!

(Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!

Put that banana away your scaring no one

You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.

It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed

LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!

Well no complaints about my bum then

Complaints?

How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!

So are jaffa cakes

Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!

And that's a good deal? lol .....

I think so, I'd do (almost) anything for free jaffas!!!

Have you been getting wasted on those splashcats down the park again lol "

Uh? You have lost me now?

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