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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh is that what the spade ment i never knew that just lots of women have that tat on this site and im sure the couples all have hot tubs also pampas grass |
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To say that a big hot tub manufacturer issued a statement today to say they can’t keep up with orders I’m gonna say no to that. I think pampas grass is an old wives tale too.
Spades tattoo, yes
Hotwife anklet
Black ring, right hand
Or the fact they just right out tell you.... think those are the best signs one can have.
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"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.
I've tried the old right ear tug but I've had no luck  "
It's supposed to be your own ear rather than you randomly tugging strangers ears |
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I didn't read the part of the rules when we joined fab that we had to have any of these things to be classed as swingers. I'll be sure to put this right straight away. I don't want people to think we are fake swingers   |
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"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.
I've tried the old right ear tug but I've had no luck
It's supposed to be your own ear rather than you randomly tugging strangers ears "
Thank god I only went for the ear  |
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"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick
Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck
Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black "
So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick
Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck
Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black
So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyy"
frank whatever happened to frank oh and myrrh  |
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"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick
Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck
Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black
So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyyfrank whatever happened to frank oh and myrrh "
He became a Phantom of the Opera |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick
Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck
Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black
So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyyfrank whatever happened to frank oh and myrrh
He became a Phantom of the Opera "
really |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this"
We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.
We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo. |
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"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this"
I see them everyday quite easy to spot tbh I where I am they are next to the slide and zip wire  |
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"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this
We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.
We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo."
I was once asked if I wanted to wear one. |
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"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this
We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.
We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo."
spade tattoo has nothing to do with swinging .. |
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"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this
We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.
We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo.spade tattoo has nothing to do with swinging .."
No they don't |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Every bloke at work who got sent home for lockdown ordered some variation of a hot tub for the summer.
Can confirm: none are swingers, most have forgotten they own a penis.  "
Think it is those who’s penis owns them that aren’t swingers.
Love my plastic hot tub. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?"
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot "
Did the same to me when I joined. One of the admins sorted it out for me
Welcome to the forums |
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot "
Yayyy..glad you sorted it |
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By *ookMan
over a year ago
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I have a hot tub... and a garden spade. I don’t have pampas grass but do keep a tidy garden. I try not to throw my car keys into a fish bowl or wear an ankle bracelet. I am not the king of the swingers or a jungle vip... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot
Yayyy..glad you sorted it "
Thank you, I felt like I was missing out |
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot
Yayyy..glad you sorted it
Thank you, I felt like I was missing out "
It's great to be able to get involved and lovely to meet you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot
Yayyy..glad you sorted it
Thank you, I felt like I was missing out "
can i just say you have great eyebrows suzy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot
Yayyy..glad you sorted it
Thank you, I felt like I was missing out can i just say you have great eyebrows suzy "
Thank you! There's no eyebrow wiggle emoji so the eyelash one will have to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!
You got the forums working then?
I did, finally! Thank you I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot
Yayyy..glad you sorted it
Thank you, I felt like I was missing out can i just say you have great eyebrows suzy
Thank you! There's no eyebrow wiggle emoji so the eyelash one will have to do "
ooooo a double whammy |
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