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What's the best way to answer the phone during sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel?
Any other bright suggestions?"
I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel?
Any other bright suggestions?I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys "
It's the old age, I guess!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel?
Any other bright suggestions?I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys
It's the old age, I guess! "
lol don't you get out of breath then   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No harm but if you answered the phone during having sex I’d finish myself off
I meant to say I’d feckin finish myself "
Can't have that....
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite! "
I am sure, you must be from Dagenham!  |
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"Don't !
Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!  "
If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't !
Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!
If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it "
but what if its a work call and its his boss |
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"Don't !
Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!
If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss "
Tell him his wife will ring him back in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't !
Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!
If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss
Tell him his wife will ring him back in a minute"
true so who answers the FB i suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used the Battersea dogs home one many a time, also, “Lincoln crematorium, you kill em, we grill em” an if it’s an unidentified number then it usually gets “hello, gay chat line, you’ve called again so soon” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont answer.
But can be fun if you can keep the call going while having sex. Obviously both parties need to agree to this. I remember having an interesting work call once. It was risky but great fun.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't !
Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!
If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss "
True! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more! 
Are you a moaner?
I'm a singer 
Can you sing while having sex?
I always do."
I like metal bands with female lead singers. Something about women screaming makes me rock hard!
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite!
I am sure, you must be from Dagenham! "
close, Romford |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!
Are you a moaner?
I'm a singer
Can you sing while having sex?
I always do.
I like metal bands with female lead singers. Something about women screaming makes me rock hard!
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My favourite is Bring me to life of Evanescence
It usually wakes everything up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite!
I am sure, you must be from Dagenham! close, Romford "
I was going to say Romford. Didn't want to offend you. Lol |
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"Don't !
Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!
If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss "
I don't care lol bosscan wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone calls and asks what your doing right now and you reply fucking Hannah. That's not the way to do it..... especially when the girls called Carla...
15 years ago and remember it like it was yesterday..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I was just giving my lover face, after she put Crunchy Nut up her pussy.... “Sorry, can’t talk right now, was just having Crunchy Nut and it’s stuck in my teeth!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello
HELLO
HELLLOOOOO?
NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
FUCK IT."
if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello
HELLO
HELLLOOOOO?
NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that "
No idea what you're on about. We have standards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello
HELLO
HELLLOOOOO?
NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that
No idea what you're on about. We have standards"
so do i evening standard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello
HELLO
HELLLOOOOO?
NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that
No idea what you're on about. We have standards"
What is your standard? |
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