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I always wear a helmet during sex, because I am a firm believer in safe sex. Doesn't help much against the STD'S, but it sure is effective against pepper-spray! |
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over a year ago
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"Failing to meet expectations....
She’s overrated anyway
Should I take her off my hot list then 
Nah.
She’s great  "
I’m gonna change my name to expectations so I can steal this joke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Failing to meet expectations....
She’s overrated anyway
Should I take her off my hot list then
Nah.
She’s great
I’m gonna change my name to expectations so I can steal this joke "
Well that's another epic fail from me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Failing to meet expectations....
She’s overrated anyway
Should I take her off my hot list then
Nah.
She’s great
I’m gonna change my name to expectations so I can steal this joke
Well that's another epic fail from me "
Imitation is the highest thought of flattery
You should take this as a compliment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Failing to meet expectations....
She’s overrated anyway
Should I take her off my hot list then
Nah.
She’s great
I’m gonna change my name to expectations so I can steal this joke
Well that's another epic fail from me
Imitation is the highest thought of flattery
You should take this as a compliment! "
If that's the case do you have a spare banana?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reaching out for vibrating dildo at the side of the bed, turning it on and placing it at just the right spot to reach orgasm in record time. It's a skill I've been perfecting during lockdown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Failing to meet expectations....
She’s overrated anyway
Should I take her off my hot list then
Nah.
She’s great
I’m gonna change my name to expectations so I can steal this joke
Well that's another epic fail from me
Imitation is the highest thought of flattery
You should take this as a compliment!
If that's the case do you have a spare banana? "
I’m sure I could spare you a banana  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Failing to meet expectations....
She’s overrated anyway
Should I take her off my hot list then
Nah.
She’s great
I’m gonna change my name to expectations so I can steal this joke
Well that's another epic fail from me
Imitation is the highest thought of flattery
You should take this as a compliment!
If that's the case do you have a spare banana?
I’m sure I could spare you a banana "
Do you have ice cream and an empty beach to go with that? |
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"Removing a bra with one hand and never failing to disappoint during sex."
That’s made me think of TFI Friday when Dawn French appeared as a guest in a ruddy massive bra over her jumper, it had about 15 hooks at the back and Chris Evans had boasted in an interview previously he could undo a bra with one hand so she put him to the test unrehearsed, he failed! |
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so maybe someone could test me 