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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much"
Tis true I'm afraid!  usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
I always preferred myself; is that a ladder in your rights or a stairway to heaven!! And can vouch that has worked... Only once haha!! |
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol"
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."
Don't get me wrong I'm not condoning it, just what I've seen quite a few times over the years  |
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."
I have had it done to me! Granted it was a mate who was very srunk but he went round the whole pub doing it! Safe to say he had a few slaps |
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" It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."
Blimey mate, that's some talent you have there for knowing exactly what 'other' people have seen.  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."
It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....
My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub  |
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.
It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....
My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub "
ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ... 
(thats one of my best .. )
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My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub "
"Does this taste like rohypnol to you," is another one like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.
It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....
My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub
ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...
(thats one of my best ..)
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You don't cough one up in their glass straight after do ya? |
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.
It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....
My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub
ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...
(thats one of my best ..)
You don't cough one up in their glass straight after do ya? "
I'm a Gentleman i'm very discreet of my meet ...  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.
It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....
My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub
ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...
(thats one of my best ..)
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Blimey, if that's one of your best Ade.......I'd have to give you a sympathy shag |
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"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)
Doubt that very much
Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol
Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.
It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....
My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub
ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...
(thats one of my best ..)
Blimey, if that's one of your best Ade.......I'd have to give you a sympathy shag "
See ...It works a Treat ... Every Time ... i'm so0 fcuking good it hurts ..
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"I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket n I've made loads up we it n I've never bin slapped...........yet
It's also saved me money"
Us Mansfield Men .. no how to treat a Lady ..Eh ..
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"I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket
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so when you blow it, do all the guys in the pub come runnin' at ya with erections?
... where do I get one of those? |
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"I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket
so when you blow it, do all the guys in the pub come runnin' at ya with erections?
... where do I get one of those?
Tart... "
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