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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh....

We are open again for business after being closed for the last few weeks...

What can I get for you to drink at the bar tonight?....

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Ash ..could I please have a bottle of Prosecco

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice? "

Come sit with me Babs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooo a prosseco please

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By *akbearMan  over a year ago

Newbury

A monkey 47 gin, lots of Ice and whatever shots you want to get rid of. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Extra large glass of Rose please. And 2 shots of sambucca

L x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh....

We are open again for business after being closed for the last few weeks...

What can I get for you to drink at the bar tonight?....

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink..... "

Can i have an extra one because its my 50th birthday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope that you and Lorna are well.

Black Americano for me please Ash. Also I will pick up the tab for Cheeky and Babs and whatever the two of you are having x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Pink gin with a flavoured tonic please, long with lots of ice.

Thank you both, hope you are keeping well

Jo x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

White russian please and 2 tequilla slammers

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good evening Ash

I'll have a bottle of Smirnoff with accompanying lime and lemonade, and a shot for lorna please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guinness please barman lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope that you and Lorna are well.

Black Americano for me please Ash. Also I will pick up the tab for Cheeky and Babs and whatever the two of you are having x "

Thanks lovely ..come sit down here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash ..could I please have a bottle of Prosecco "

Good evening Cheeky....One bottle of Prosecco coming right up...would you like a straw or a glass?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finally the doors of the fab lounge bar are back open.

Just dont get too close!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope that you and Lorna are well.

Black Americano for me please Ash. Also I will pick up the tab for Cheeky and Babs and whatever the two of you are having x

Thanks lovely ..come sit down here "

Oh I didn't want to sit with you! Only kidding Room for a big one x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice? "

Good evening Babs.....I thought now would be the right time to re open again....

One Gordons Gin with ice coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oooo a prosseco please "

Evening LibbyJay....One glass of prosecco coming right up.....

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Double Hendricks and tonic with lime please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A large Chardonnay please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A monkey 47 gin, lots of Ice and whatever shots you want to get rid of. Thanks"

Good evening Oakbear....One Monkey 47 gin with lots of ice and 2 shots of Tequila coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash ..could I please have a bottle of Prosecco

Good evening Cheeky....One bottle of Prosecco coming right up...would you like a straw or a glass?... "

Ooooooo straw please Ash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Extra large glass of Rose please. And 2 shots of sambucca

L x"

One very very large glass of Rose coming right up.

I will make it 3 shots and I will join you.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh....

We are open again for business after being closed for the last few weeks...

What can I get for you to drink at the bar tonight?....

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink.....

Can i have an extra one because its my 50th birthday tomorrow "

As its your birthday tomorrow sassymrs you can have as many shots as you can handle....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Good evening Babs.....I thought now would be the right time to re open again....

One Gordons Gin with ice coming right up x"

Thank you. I’m going to drag my chair up to the ladies table

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening, pint of fresh orange and lemonade, and a bag of nuts pls

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Pink gin with a flavoured tonic please, long with lots of ice.

Thank you both, hope you are keeping well

Jo x "

Good evening Jo....One long Pink Gin with flavoured tonic and lots of ice coming right up.....

We are both doing good thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope that you and Lorna are well.

Black Americano for me please Ash. Also I will pick up the tab for Cheeky and Babs and whatever the two of you are having x "

Hello lovely.

Its busy so your stuck with me I'm afraid

One Black Americano coming right up.

Oh i will have a gin and tonic, thank you very much.

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Good evening Babs.....I thought now would be the right time to re open again....

One Gordons Gin with ice coming right up x

Thank you. I’m going to drag my chair up to the ladies table "

Good evening Babs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening, pint of fresh orange and lemonade, and a bag of nuts pls "

Ok girls, we got ourselves a designated driver.... woooohoooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Ash

I'll have a bottle of Smirnoff with accompanying lime and lemonade, and a shot for lorna please x"

Hello you

Ohh good choice and this one is on the house.

I will enjoy my shot, thank you. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"White russian please and 2 tequilla slammers "

Good evening Dr Who..One White Russian cocktail and 2 tequila slammers coming right up.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Extra large glass of Rose please. And 2 shots of sambucca

L x

One very very large glass of Rose coming right up.

I will make it 3 shots and I will join you. "

Deal! My kind of woman

L x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope that you and Lorna are well.

Black Americano for me please Ash. Also I will pick up the tab for Cheeky and Babs and whatever the two of you are having x

Thanks lovely ..come sit down here "

When the rush is over I will come and join you.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Guinness please barman lots of it "

Good evening Skydrol....One pint of our finest Guinness coming right up.....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Good evening Babs.....I thought now would be the right time to re open again....

One Gordons Gin with ice coming right up x

Thank you. I’m going to drag my chair up to the ladies table

Good evening Babs. "

Hello Lorraine pull a chair up.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Hope that you and Lorna are well.

Black Americano for me please Ash. Also I will pick up the tab for Cheeky and Babs and whatever the two of you are having x "

You’re a love Lois x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope that you and Lorna are well.

Black Americano for me please Ash. Also I will pick up the tab for Cheeky and Babs and whatever the two of you are having x

Hello lovely.

Its busy so your stuck with me I'm afraid

One Black Americano coming right up.

Oh i will have a gin and tonic, thank you very much. "

Sorry I am always the awkward one with my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large Chardonnay please "

The barman is snowed under so you have to put up with me.

One extra large house finest Chardonnay for you.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Double Hendricks and tonic with lime please."

Good evening Lorraine....I hope you are well...One Double Hendricks Gin and tonic with lime coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Good evening Babs.....I thought now would be the right time to re open again....

One Gordons Gin with ice coming right up x

Thank you. I’m going to drag my chair up to the ladies table "

I will keep the Gin coming.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash ..could I please have a bottle of Prosecco

Good evening Cheeky....One bottle of Prosecco coming right up...would you like a straw or a glass?...

Ooooooo straw please Ash "

I knew you'd want a straw......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Extra large glass of Rose please. And 2 shots of sambucca

L x

One very very large glass of Rose coming right up.

I will make it 3 shots and I will join you.

Deal! My kind of woman

L x"

I do love a shot or 6.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll have 47 glasses of wine please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening, pint of fresh orange and lemonade, and a bag of nuts pls "

Good evening Dynamic.....One Pint of fresh orange and lemonade and a bag of nuts coming right up.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll have 47 glasses of wine please. "

And yes, id like the 94 shots too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large Chardonnay please

The barman is snowed under so you have to put up with me.

One extra large house finest Chardonnay for you. "

And one for yourself, my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 pornstar martini please. Hold the prosecco.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large Chardonnay please

The barman is snowed under so you have to put up with me.

One extra large house finest Chardonnay for you.

And one for yourself, my lovely x"

Oh ta very much. I will have a jaeger bomb. Ohh iv missed those. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’ll have 47 glasses of wine please.

And yes, id like the 94 shots too"

you'll be up all night drinking that lot!....

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

Cointreau please, lots of ice

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"1 pornstar martini please. Hold the prosecco. "

Good evening funplay....One pornstar martini coming right up...will hold the prosecco....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all

I’ll have a spiced rum please oh might as well make it a double

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Cointreau please, lots of ice"

Good evening Kent....One Cointreau with lots of ice coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large Chardonnay please

The barman is snowed under so you have to put up with me.

One extra large house finest Chardonnay for you.

And one for yourself, my lovely x

Oh ta very much. I will have a jaeger bomb. Ohh iv missed those. X"

My word... yesss!! Shall we have another round?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll have 47 glasses of wine please.

And yes, id like the 94 shots too

you'll be up all night drinking that lot!.... "

Or asleep by 8:30?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening all

I’ll have a spiced rum please oh might as well make it a double"

Good evening Macz.....One double spiced rum coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening, pint of fresh orange and lemonade, and a bag of nuts pls

Good evening Dynamic.....One Pint of fresh orange and lemonade and a bag of nuts coming right up..... "

Thanks, what a pleasant barman

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman  over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Am on strong antibiotics so just A Pepsi max for me please.

With ice and a slice!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

evening Ash

Pretty please could i have a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a couple of bolt from the blue smoothies... And a fishbowl with a straw?

not asking for too much am i?

Px

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large Chardonnay please

The barman is snowed under so you have to put up with me.

One extra large house finest Chardonnay for you.

And one for yourself, my lovely x

Oh ta very much. I will have a jaeger bomb. Ohh iv missed those. X

My word... yesss!! Shall we have another round? "

Absolutely I will keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh, bar keep, when you have a minute, can I have some tequila and fresh orange please. Two sambuca also, and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll have 47 glasses of wine please.

And yes, id like the 94 shots too

you'll be up all night drinking that lot!....

Or asleep by 8:30? "

Early nights are good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening, pint of fresh orange and lemonade, and a bag of nuts pls

Good evening Dynamic.....One Pint of fresh orange and lemonade and a bag of nuts coming right up..... Thanks, what a pleasant barman "

Hes alright I guess.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"Cointreau please, lots of ice

Good evening Kent....One Cointreau with lots of ice coming right up.... "

Oh thank you, just leave me the bottle and the ice bucket please, if anyone asks for me later you'll find me on the floor cuddling an empty Cointreau bottle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large Chardonnay please

The barman is snowed under so you have to put up with me.

One extra large house finest Chardonnay for you.

And one for yourself, my lovely x

Oh ta very much. I will have a jaeger bomb. Ohh iv missed those. X

My word... yesss!! Shall we have another round?

Absolutely I will keep them coming "

My kinda bar buddy!!

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Ash and Lorna at last! A bar that’s open.

Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Good evening Babs.....I thought now would be the right time to re open again....

One Gordons Gin with ice coming right up x

Thank you. I’m going to drag my chair up to the ladies table

I will keep the Gin coming. "

Please do.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Am on strong antibiotics so just A Pepsi max for me please.

With ice and a slice! "

Hola the virgin mary.....One Pepsi max with ice and slice coming right up.....I hope you feel better soon.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"evening Ash

Pretty please could i have a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a couple of bolt from the blue smoothies... And a fishbowl with a straw?

not asking for too much am i?

Px"

Good evening P.....Your order is coming right up!.....would also like something to nibble on?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oooh, bar keep, when you have a minute, can I have some tequila and fresh orange please. Two sambuca also, and one for yourself "

Good evening MrMcD........one tequila with fresh orange and 2 sambucas coming right up....I will have a brandy thank you....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh, bar keep, when you have a minute, can I have some tequila and fresh orange please. Two sambuca also, and one for yourself

Good evening MrMcD........one tequila with fresh orange and 2 sambucas coming right up....I will have a brandy thank you.... "

Buisiness is booming I see, get yourself a double, you seem awfully busy.. Any entertainment on this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"evening Ash

Pretty please could i have a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a couple of bolt from the blue smoothies... And a fishbowl with a straw?

not asking for too much am i?

Px

Good evening P.....Your order is coming right up!.....would also like something to nibble on?..... "

Oh why thank you, you're far too kind

And yes, i would absolutely love something to nibble on.

What's on offer?

Px

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Will there be music tonight Ash? The ladies at this table feel like dancing.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oooh, bar keep, when you have a minute, can I have some tequila and fresh orange please. Two sambuca also, and one for yourself

Good evening MrMcD........one tequila with fresh orange and 2 sambucas coming right up....I will have a brandy thank you....

Buisiness is booming I see, get yourself a double, you seem awfully busy.. Any entertainment on this evening? "

we should be allowed to play music next week and with a bit of luck I can open the dance floor again on 1st June....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh please could I (her) have an espresso martini and for Mr a glass of white wine....and one for yourself barman.

Thank you

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman  over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Any chance of a pack of pork scratchings?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"evening Ash

Pretty please could i have a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a couple of bolt from the blue smoothies... And a fishbowl with a straw?

not asking for too much am i?

Px

Good evening P.....Your order is coming right up!.....would also like something to nibble on?.....

Oh why thank you, you're far too kind

And yes, i would absolutely love something to nibble on.

What's on offer?

Px"

I have a selection of quality nuts on offer tonight that will really impress you....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Will there be music tonight Ash? The ladies at this table feel like dancing. "

Still not allowed to play music or dance at the moment Lorraine but hopefully will get permission from 1st of June....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll have 47 glasses of wine please.

And yes, id like the 94 shots too

you'll be up all night drinking that lot!....

Or asleep by 8:30?

Early nights are good for you. "

Early night it is then!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ooh please could I (her) have an espresso martini and for Mr a glass of white wine....and one for yourself barman.

Thank you "

Good evening Nice.....One espresso Martini and a glass of white wine for Mr coming right up...I will have another brandy thank you....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Any chance of a pack of pork scratchings? "

There sure is!...One pack of pork scratchings coming right up.....

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

Geroff me Cointreau bottle yous lot, why de room going roun an roun

Don't feel well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"evening Ash

Pretty please could i have a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a couple of bolt from the blue smoothies... And a fishbowl with a straw?

not asking for too much am i?

Px

Good evening P.....Your order is coming right up!.....would also like something to nibble on?.....

Oh why thank you, you're far too kind

And yes, i would absolutely love something to nibble on.

What's on offer?

Px

I have a selection of quality nuts on offer tonight that will really impress you.... "

Oooh you knows i loves me some nuts. make the cashews and the jobs a good'un.

Thank you so very much Mr Barman.. However shall I repay you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A nice cocktail would do! Please and thank you x

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening Ash. Raspberry vodka please. And I'll take Jägerbomb shots. It's been a long week.

Wha'ppen to the Jukebox? Give us a little "I Ain't Going Nowhere", Junior Walker & The All-Stars please

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By *r SxxMan  over a year ago

ashford

Evening!

I want to be mega social and enjoy myself..... However it's 8,30 and I'm already dozzing off..... What would you recommend??

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

A large pink gin and soda water please with plenty of berries in it.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pint of your finest rum and please barkeep and no dilly dallying, I’ve a fine filly to entertain this evening.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"evening Ash

Pretty please could i have a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a couple of bolt from the blue smoothies... And a fishbowl with a straw?

not asking for too much am i?

Px

Good evening P.....Your order is coming right up!.....would also like something to nibble on?.....

Oh why thank you, you're far too kind

And yes, i would absolutely love something to nibble on.

What's on offer?

Px

I have a selection of quality nuts on offer tonight that will really impress you....

Oooh you knows i loves me some nuts. make the cashews and the jobs a good'un.

Thank you so very much Mr Barman.. However shall I repay you? "

One packet of Cashews coming right up....I'm sure i could think of something....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A nice cocktail would do! Please and thank you x"

Good evening Tube Rose....One of my finest cosmopolitan cocktails coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh....

We are open again for business after being closed for the last few weeks...

What can I get for you to drink at the bar tonight?....

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink..... "

Even sir Ash. Whiskey please my good man.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash. Raspberry vodka please. And I'll take Jägerbomb shots. It's been a long week.

Wha'ppen to the Jukebox? Give us a little "I Ain't Going Nowhere", Junior Walker & The All-Stars please "

Good evening Mandy.....One raspberry vodka coming right up with 2 Jagerbomb shots....Sorry we cant play any music at the moment due to the current rules but should have jukebox back on next week...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening!

I want to be mega social and enjoy myself..... However it's 8,30 and I'm already dozzing off..... What would you recommend??"

Good evening MrS......I recommend a couple of shots of tequila first to wake you up....

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By *r SxxMan  over a year ago

ashford


"Evening!

I want to be mega social and enjoy myself..... However it's 8,30 and I'm already dozzing off..... What would you recommend??

Good evening MrS......I recommend a couple of shots of tequila first to wake you up.... "

I approve of this recommendation!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds


"Good evening Ash. Raspberry vodka please. And I'll take Jägerbomb shots. It's been a long week.

Wha'ppen to the Jukebox? Give us a little "I Ain't Going Nowhere", Junior Walker & The All-Stars please

Good evening Mandy.....One raspberry vodka coming right up with 2 Jagerbomb shots....Sorry we cant play any music at the moment due to the current rules but should have jukebox back on next week... "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A large pink gin and soda water please with plenty of berries in it....... "

Good evening toxic...sorry for the delay...Had to have dinner......

One large pink gin and soda water with lots of berries coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A pint of your finest rum and please barkeep and no dilly dallying, I’ve a fine filly to entertain this evening."

Good evening the wild ones.....One pint of my finest rum and cola coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh....

We are open again for business after being closed for the last few weeks...

What can I get for you to drink at the bar tonight?....

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink.....

Even sir Ash. Whiskey please my good man. "

Good evening Benny......One whiskey coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening!

I want to be mega social and enjoy myself..... However it's 8,30 and I'm already dozzing off..... What would you recommend??

Good evening MrS......I recommend a couple of shots of tequila first to wake you up....

I approve of this recommendation! "

2 shots of tequila coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ohh an after dinner coffee would go down a treat.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"ohh an after dinner coffee would go down a treat. "

One after dinner coffee coming right up my love.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ohh an after dinner coffee would go down a treat.

One after dinner coffee coming right up my love....."

Ta muchas

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"ohh an after dinner coffee would go down a treat.

One after dinner coffee coming right up my love.....

Ta muchas "

De nada.....

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By *urse4visitsWoman  over a year ago

hull

Evening. A pint of dark fruits for me please and one for you and the lovely Lorna xx

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By *r SxxMan  over a year ago

ashford


"Evening!

I want to be mega social and enjoy myself..... However it's 8,30 and I'm already dozzing off..... What would you recommend??

Good evening MrS......I recommend a couple of shots of tequila first to wake you up....

I approve of this recommendation!

2 shots of tequila coming right up.... "

Working very well

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening. A pint of dark fruits for me please and one for you and the lovely Lorna xx"

Good evening Nurse4visits.....One pint of dark fruits cider coming right up....I'll have another brandy thank you and a pink gin for Lorna x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening!

I want to be mega social and enjoy myself..... However it's 8,30 and I'm already dozzing off..... What would you recommend??

Good evening MrS......I recommend a couple of shots of tequila first to wake you up....

I approve of this recommendation!

2 shots of tequila coming right up....

Working very well "

I thought it might!....would you like a drop of rum or brandy next?....

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By *urse4visitsWoman  over a year ago

hull


"Evening. A pint of dark fruits for me please and one for you and the lovely Lorna xx

Good evening Nurse4visits.....One pint of dark fruits cider coming right up....I'll have another brandy thank you and a pink gin for Lorna x"

Ah thank you. My full username! It's usually just nurse lol xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening. A pint of dark fruits for me please and one for you and the lovely Lorna xx

Good evening Nurse4visits.....One pint of dark fruits cider coming right up....I'll have another brandy thank you and a pink gin for Lorna x

Ah thank you. My full username! It's usually just nurse lol xx"

I was being lazy before.....

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West

Sex on the beach for me please

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By *urse4visitsWoman  over a year ago

hull


"Evening. A pint of dark fruits for me please and one for you and the lovely Lorna xx

Good evening Nurse4visits.....One pint of dark fruits cider coming right up....I'll have another brandy thank you and a pink gin for Lorna x

Ah thank you. My full username! It's usually just nurse lol xx

I was being lazy before..... "

Lol. Well enjoy you're drink you two. I'm ready for another please.... and maybe some nibbles xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sex on the beach for me please "

Good evening lovelady.....Its bit cold out there at the moment....sorry one sex on the beach cocktail coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening. A pint of dark fruits for me please and one for you and the lovely Lorna xx

Good evening Nurse4visits.....One pint of dark fruits cider coming right up....I'll have another brandy thank you and a pink gin for Lorna x

Ah thank you. My full username! It's usually just nurse lol xx

I was being lazy before.....

Lol. Well enjoy you're drink you two. I'm ready for another please.... and maybe some nibbles xx"

Another pint of dark fruits cider coming right up and some nibbles...we have some nuts or crisps on offer tonight....

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Sex on the beach for me please

Good evening lovelady.....Its bit cold out there at the moment....sorry one sex on the beach cocktail coming right up!..."

Why thank you. One for yourself

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By *urse4visitsWoman  over a year ago

hull


"Evening. A pint of dark fruits for me please and one for you and the lovely Lorna xx

Good evening Nurse4visits.....One pint of dark fruits cider coming right up....I'll have another brandy thank you and a pink gin for Lorna x

Ah thank you. My full username! It's usually just nurse lol xx

I was being lazy before.....

Lol. Well enjoy you're drink you two. I'm ready for another please.... and maybe some nibbles xx

Another pint of dark fruits cider coming right up and some nibbles...we have some nuts or crisps on offer tonight.... "

Oh nuts please. Love a good nibble on nuts xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sex on the beach for me please

Good evening lovelady.....Its bit cold out there at the moment....sorry one sex on the beach cocktail coming right up!...

Why thank you. One for yourself "

you're very welcome......I'll have one more brandy....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight "

Oh one for me too please barkeep so I join Incandescent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I have a nice brandy please?

Thanks

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight "

Good evening incandescent....a triple rum and cola coming right up....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight

Oh one for me too please barkeep so I join Incandescent. "

One for you to my love x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight

Oh one for me too please barkeep so I join Incandescent.

One for you to my love x"

Ooooh yes. Let’s get plastered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Could I have a nice brandy please?

Thanks "

Evening just40.....one nice brandy coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a nice brandy please?

Thanks

Evening just40.....one nice brandy coming right up "

Thank you! Feet up in front of fire just perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight

Oh one for me too please barkeep so I join Incandescent.

One for you to my love x

Ooooh yes. Let’s get plastered "

Ohh my goodness yes. Shall I get the shots in?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many. "

Evening giant kitty...would you like me to make you a nice strong coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight

Oh one for me too please barkeep so I join Incandescent.

One for you to my love x

Ooooh yes. Let’s get plastered

Ohh my goodness yes. Shall I get the shots in? "

Oh yes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Could I have a nice brandy please?

Thanks

Evening just40.....one nice brandy coming right up

Thank you! Feet up in front of fire just perfect "

What's you're favourite brandy?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many.

Evening giant kitty...would you like me to make you a nice strong coffee? "

Noooo more vodka or take me home!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight

Oh one for me too please barkeep so I join Incandescent.

One for you to my love x

Ooooh yes. Let’s get plastered

Ohh my goodness yes. Shall I get the shots in?

Oh yes "

Line um up barman.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many.

Evening giant kitty...would you like me to make you a nice strong coffee?

Noooo more vodka or take me home!!! "

I'll take you home...can we get a McDonald's on the way though?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many.

Evening giant kitty...would you like me to make you a nice strong coffee?

Noooo more vodka or take me home!!!

I'll take you home...can we get a McDonald's on the way though?...."

It’s closed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many.

Evening giant kitty...would you like me to make you a nice strong coffee?

Noooo more vodka or take me home!!!

I'll take you home...can we get a McDonald's on the way though?....

It’s closed "

Some Drive-thrus are open i think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many.

Evening giant kitty...would you like me to make you a nice strong coffee?

Noooo more vodka or take me home!!!

I'll take you home...can we get a McDonald's on the way though?....

It’s closed

Some Drive-thrus are open i think. "

Quick sober me up before I make some Fab mistakes!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash. Triple rum and please. Keeping things simple tonight

Oh one for me too please barkeep so I join Incandescent.

One for you to my love x

Ooooh yes. Let’s get plastered

Ohh my goodness yes. Shall I get the shots in?

Oh yes

Line um up barman. "

I'm lining up the shots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably need to kick me out Ash!! Had far to many.

Evening giant kitty...would you like me to make you a nice strong coffee?

Noooo more vodka or take me home!!!

I'll take you home...can we get a McDonald's on the way though?....

It’s closed

Some Drive-thrus are open i think.

Quick sober me up before I make some Fab mistakes!! "

Hahaha. Iv got your back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I have 4 large doubles of your strongest spirit to start off with please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Could I have 4 large doubles of your strongest spirit to start off with please

"

Evening giant......4 large vodka doubles coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually ash just leave the bottle within reaching distance please

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