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over a year ago
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A guy I liked messaged me a few days ago to say he liked my pics
I wanted to reply with "you don't look bad yourself"
What I actually replied with "you look bad yourself" 
Luckily he had figured out the typo... could of opened up a a whole load of agg there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was doing my biology homework with my dad when I was a kid. I asked him what an 'organism' was. Except I didn't say that, I said 'orgasm'.
What then took place was the most embarrassing conversation I've ever had with my dad lol. |
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Not a typo far worse
Had been away working and feel asleep with the phone in my hand.
Woke up to daughter and Mrs frantically trying to contact me
Unbeknown to me had posted nude pic to my face book profile. Thank god there were no face pics but my daughter definitely knew who it was.
Put up a post telling all my friends not to open any messages from me as I had been hacked |
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A senior officer I knew had to do a presentation once on the combat support to the LLM (land and littoral manoeuvre).
He had left his presentation open and I place a ‘c’ before one of his words, and saved the presentation.
The frustrating thing is, I never found out whether he had noticed before presenting to a group of senior officers (I’m pretty sure someone would’ve said if he didn’t noticed)
On reflection, it was childish... but I found it highly amusing at the time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live near a shop called FILCOS. I messaged my teenage son to meet me at FILCOS. It changed by predictive texy to meet me at DILDOS. He messagesd me to say "mammy check your messages" I died on the spot.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Long time ago when I worked in a hotel, I was checking out a corporate guy. Company paid for the room, he just had to pay for a couple of drinks. And wasn't he handsome.. His bill came to £6.85 and I said "Sex eighty five, please"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once read a profile on p o f. where the lady meant to put "I look forward to my annual holidays' but mis typed annual.....any other examples"
What if she likes it up the arse once in a blue moon? |
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By *oobaaMan
over a year ago
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My mates wife sent him a nude pic while he was at work ,telling him this was on the table waiting for when he got home. Unfortunately instead of sending it to him(Dave)..she sent it to Dad |
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