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over a year ago
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My name is Jamie and I have a few confessions today.
I’m a breadaholic
A chocoholic
A any-food-within-arms-reach-oholic.
I’m ready to own up and say that my jeans don’t fit the way they did pre lockdown  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is compersion and I am ridiculously happy that I am back to work on 1st June  "
Fact. Its International Childrens Day on 1st June. Be happy like a kiddo!  |
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My name is Mona.Due to lockdown i had put be a TV on "pause".I be comfort eating on cheece and onion crisps and chocolate most night. Guess i "crispchocolic" Sooner lockdown over so i can dress the better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Jamie and I have a few confessions today.
I’m a breadaholic
A chocoholic
A any-food-within-arms-reach-oholic.
I’m ready to own up and say that my jeans don’t fit the way they did pre lockdown "
We can get through this together
Let's buy more wrap dresses ( )
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is lemon cake , and im only happy when its drizzling"
Oooft. Nice and ....I'm going to say it.. sensitive eyes.. turn away.
.. M word incoming...
..moist.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My name is lemon cake , and im only happy when its drizzling
Oooft. Nice and ....I'm going to say it.. sensitive eyes.. turn away.
.. M word incoming...
..moist. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Jamie and I have a few confessions today.
I’m a breadaholic
A chocoholic
A any-food-within-arms-reach-oholic.
I’m ready to own up and say that my jeans don’t fit the way they did pre lockdown
We can get through this together
Let's buy more wrap dresses ()
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(not from H&M though. The changing room mirrors ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Mona.Due to lockdown i had put be a TV on "pause".I be comfort eating on cheece and onion crisps and chocolate most night. Guess i "crispchocolic" Sooner lockdown over so i can dress the better "
Oh I do like the sound of that. Crispchocolic. As long as it's not chocolate covered crisps!  |
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My name is Charm, I'm addicted to flirtatious banter and charming this knickers of those women in my lifes path, covid19 has prevented this face to face... I need to polish my skills so should you wish to flirt please request  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile "
This isn't going to end soon is it... |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"My name is Sheikh and I am ridiculously happy with the way life is treating me right now
There is always one..
Ps. And may it lasts! "
Thank you Rose....and may you also have a succession of good fortune come your way too! |
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
Away with the faeries |
"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile
This isn't going to end soon is it... "
Give it a couple weeks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Jamie and I have a few confessions today.
I’m a breadaholic
A chocoholic
A any-food-within-arms-reach-oholic.
I’m ready to own up and say that my jeans don’t fit the way they did pre lockdown
We can get through this together
Let's buy more wrap dresses ()
(not from H&M though. The changing room mirrors ) "
*Shudders*
No we need to keep up appearances in Debenhams |
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"My name is Charm, I'm addicted to flirtatious banter and charming this knickers of those women in my lifes path, covid19 has prevented this face to face... I need to polish my skills so should you wish to flirt please request
Hello  "
Hippy your stunning, hello again x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile "
Kicked off? Brutal! |
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
Away with the faeries |
"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile
Kicked off? Brutal! "
Slip of the thumb |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Charm, I'm addicted to flirtatious banter and charming this knickers of those women in my lifes path, covid19 has prevented this face to face... I need to polish my skills so should you wish to flirt please request "
Like those guys h*pnotising cobra snakes ? I checked.. my knickers are off.. ah I actually didnt have any to start with. Easy target |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My name is Sheikh and I am ridiculously happy with the way life is treating me right now
There is always one..
Ps. And may it lasts!
Thank you Rose....and may you also have a succession of good fortune come your way too! "
Ah thank you Sheikh. I'm grabbing it as I go.. |
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
Away with the faeries |
"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
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I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Sophie and I'm trying ridiculously hard not to perve over some of the beautiful pics on fab and beginning to fail miserably  "
I think this is a good addiction to actually indulge in.. |
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"My name is Sophie and I'm trying ridiculously hard not to perve over some of the beautiful pics on fab and beginning to fail miserably
I think this is a good addiction to actually indulge in.. "
Thank god or some Devine being for stealth mode |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker.
Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often "
Why did you remind me.. off to check if its charging..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast "
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well done beauty! 
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo 
D.
The finest Sexiest Deliveroo Man in the world!!
Jo.Xx "
That comment made me chuckle. How do you open the door Jo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker.
Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often
Yes....yes you are "
how rude! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker.
Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often
Why did you remind me.. off to check if its charging.. "
Hehe enjoy later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Swing and I'm addicted to my bed. Sleep is good. Moving hurts."
I wish we could deliver soup and come compresses for you.
I keep wishing you better x |
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"My name is Swing and I'm addicted to my bed. Sleep is good. Moving hurts.
I wish we could deliver soup and come compresses for you.
I keep wishing you better x "
Thank you. I'm doing ok at the moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok as we are owning up to are addicted hear we go
My name is lezzer and I can say that I'm addicted to cock ... yes cock this may surprise some of you according to my name but ever time I close my eyes all I see is cock.. see three I've said cock and now four .. I need help with my addiction I can't see it going away anytime soon.. |
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
Away with the faeries |
"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!"
I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!
I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh "
I'll join you with the vodka |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is(n’t) Dan and I’m getting back to nature!
Is that code for ‘I haven’t shaved my gooliies for a while’? "
Ah so that's what you call "eyebrows" Dan? |
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo
D.
The finest Sexiest Deliveroo Man in the world!!
Jo.Xx
That comment made me chuckle. How do you open the door Jo? "
That rather depends on what he's delivering!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!
I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh
I'll join you with the vodka "
I will join you with some homemade COnCoction "Kwik"... spot the cock lezzer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo
D.
The finest Sexiest Deliveroo Man in the world!!
Jo.Xx
That comment made me chuckle. How do you open the door Jo?
That rather depends on what he's delivering!
Jo.Xx "
Well I think we know what D will be delivering Jo I always find myself having to chase my Deliveroo person up and down the street |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!
I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh
I'll join you with the vodka
I will join you with some homemade COnCoction "Kwik"... spot the cock lezzer "
I couldn't of possibly let that pass me by |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Rocco and I cant keep my hand away from my stick
At least twice a day "
From the forum posts I have been reading your at least twice a day seems quite tame. You are allowed to try harder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being furloughed and doing sod all except for eating, drinking and sleeping and still spending less every week  "
Not going the weekly commute is one of the few lockdown blessings for the bank account. I am saving £500 per month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Rocco and I cant keep my hand away from my stick
At least twice a day
From the forum posts I have been reading your at least twice a day seems quite tame. You are allowed to try harder "
That's when I'm trying to control myself
Most times I'm spending 2 hours of wanking ,now that's bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My name is Rocco and I cant keep my hand away from my stick
At least twice a day
From the forum posts I have been reading your at least twice a day seems quite tame. You are allowed to try harder
That's when I'm trying to control myself
Most times I'm spending 2 hours of wanking ,now that's bad "
I am guessing that you are developing very strong forearm muscles |
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
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*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror "
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is invisible beard
And I am asking all you fuckers to stop ordering boilers and radiators and hot tubs. Fuck off with it already asking for a friend "
No you are asking for you People are trying to keep you in Jaffa Cakes |
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands "
Naked?
You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas? |
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My name is Mrs Stars and I am addicted to chocolate.
I have just started my healthy eating plan today so I shall see how lomg I can last without any. If I can make the 2 week point then I know the cravings will stop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands
Naked?
You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas?"
Absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My name is Mrs Stars and I am addicted to chocolate.
I have just started my healthy eating plan today so I shall see how lomg I can last without any. If I can make the 2 week point then I know the cravings will stop."
I gave up chocolate for a NYE resolution in 1991 and haven't had a morsel since so I have every faith in you
Good luck x |
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"My name is Mrs Stars and I am addicted to chocolate.
I have just started my healthy eating plan today so I shall see how lomg I can last without any. If I can make the 2 week point then I know the cravings will stop.
I gave up chocolate for a NYE resolution in 1991 and haven't had a morsel since so I have every faith in you
Good luck x"
Really?! Wow, your willpower must be amazing.
Thank you for the well wishes. I have succeeded 1 day at least |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands "
He's Partial to some full fat milk.. that one.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am trying to make sure I haven't missed anyone. Rose asked me to cover as I just woke up x
Thank you. You are a star x"
Pleasure I am off back to sleep now xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am trying to make sure I haven't missed anyone. Rose asked me to cover as I just woke up x
Thank you. You are a star x
Pleasure I am off back to sleep now xx "
Peaceful dreams x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone.
(shuffles a little)
My name is *b****.
And I can't stop *e***** the c***
Messing the cake? "
No, but that is better than what I was thinking
I want cake |
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"Hi my name is Paul and I’m addicted to Haribo sour cherries "
I love sour and cherry. But never tried those dangerous suggestion if you claim they are addictive |
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"My name is invisible beard
And I am asking all you fuckers to stop ordering boilers and radiators and hot tubs. Fuck off with it already asking for a friend
No you are asking for you People are trying to keep you in Jaffa Cakes "
Come on 60kg who's having a fooking boiler installed atm
I cant even give the jaffa away in my new video
Maybe should just change my name to jaffa_beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
My names Hung Solo and I’m fast becoming an alcoholic (working from home).
My name is Chewie 69 and I’m addicted to baking. —hahahaha rock and roll \m/
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"Hi my name is Paul and I’m addicted to Haribo sour cherries
I love sour and cherry. But never tried those dangerous suggestion if you claim they are addictive "
Omg you need to try them. Drop everything and go get some now!!! |
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands
Naked?
You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas?
Absolutely "
I can keep my nightime jammies though, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands
Naked?
You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas?
Absolutely
I can keep my nightime jammies though, right? "
If they help you get snuggly in bed yes you may. You may do whatever you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My name is Saisei and I have been ensuring Cadbury’s, Mr. Kipling’s and McVitie’s don’t go into liquidation.
Gosh. Arent you altruistic type ) "
My sacrifice is for the greater good, so I make it willingly and without hesitation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*shifts the chair*
Ekhmm..
My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
My names Hung Solo and I’m fast becoming an alcoholic (working from home).
My name is Chewie 69 and I’m addicted to baking. —hahahaha rock and roll \m/
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I would love to suggest combining the two. As in for example Guiness chocolate cake or boozy Tiramisu with Baileys for example;-) |
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over a year ago
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"My name is Terry and I’m ashamed to admit I’m addicted to the tv show Judge Judy
I will do my best not to judge you for that "
Oh I see what you did there very witty lol |
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over a year ago
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"My name is Lorraine and I’m addicted to baking double chocolate fudge cake, dill pickle Pringles and I don’t mind sharing with others. "
Put some in the bottle like a message and throw it in the ocean for me please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Custard creams
Oh.. I have found some strawberry and coconut flavoured ones in my local shops!!
Any good? I don't think they can dislodge the mighty custard cream! "
I like strawberry ones.. reminds me of pink wafers a little. Also forgot to add there is an orange flavour out there too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My names not really Hine and...
Might as well face it I'm addicted to love"
I have a song for you Hine !
https://youtu.be/XcATvu5f9vE
Robert Palmer Addicted to love |
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over a year ago
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"I'm flute and i love to whistle
I would have never guessed"
really i do but I'm not as good as the rather attractive woman who sings on the promenade omg great whistler |
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