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Ladies and Gents! What is the most creative way that you have masturbated.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I guess. When i was a teenager, i once masturbated with a watermelon. Yes! I put a hole in it. Then I fcuk'd it. It was messy. I also remember putting a whole in between the legs of the teddybear that I had as a child. The sponge inside gave me a blister. My Mum never asked me why the bear had a whole in it.  |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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Remember during the first year of apprenticeship using a high speed orbital sander polishing away holding it against my thigh it sent a lovely sensation around the three piece suite. Realising that it had potential I dashed to the gents and stuffed a load of tissue down the undies and carried on discreetly against the privates. The orgasm was was superb. Will never forget it. We both need to get one of these wands to try out ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cucumber!
& No i didnt put it back in the fridge!  You should have put it back in the fridge would have been very interesting to see if there was any reaction at all  "
Haha thing is if there was, im not good at hiding my emotion in my face so id have probs looked really guilty! My mom did ask where the cucumber went though as i dont eat it lol  |
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By *keenyMan
over a year ago
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"A cucumber!
& No i didnt put it back in the fridge! You should have put it back in the fridge would have been very interesting to see if there was any reaction at all
Haha thing is if there was, im not good at hiding my emotion in my face so id have probs looked really guilty! My mom did ask where the cucumber went though as i dont eat it lol "
did she want to use it? |
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"A cucumber!
& No i didnt put it back in the fridge! You should have put it back in the fridge would have been very interesting to see if there was any reaction at all
Haha thing is if there was, im not good at hiding my emotion in my face so id have probs looked really guilty! My mom did ask where the cucumber went though as i dont eat it lol "
I am sure your mum in her life has felt the urge to self pleasure and it's the perfect shape and size don't you think to "hit the spot" how old we're you ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried a new way yesterday, the mushroom technique. Was very fulfilling and made a change from the usual grip and go! I found it on, all the w's advanced masturbation
Some interesting styles on there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to hump my pillow then turn it over, god knows what my mum thought with the concrete mess on one side of my pillow, though I did get alot of colds, so it could have been that.
I shudder with embarrassement at the thought of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a teenager, when erections were real belly slappers (ah those days!!) I visited a friend with a swimming pool and discovered that the water inlet stream felt very sexy against my swimming trunks. I'd just got really hard when Pete's mum came out to join us. My cock was just about showing over my trunks and she saw it and went quite red in the face. In retrospect I wish we'd all been naked, but then I was just very embarrassed! Another wasted opportunity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On my own in a Villa in Portugal, everyone else had gone out for the day. I filled up the indoor Jacuzzi/bath/shower thing and layed for hours playing with the shower head nozzle - very effective.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once shagged the Xmas trifle, all was going well until me mam caught me.
"Sorry mam" I said, "I'm fucking disgusted with myself" 
Pmsl "
Wowzers I'd have licked that off! |
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Also there is this piece of kit at the gym where u prop urself up on elbows to do leg raises and without fail every time I used it my shoulders buckled after a few lifts as it made me cum every time I had done 20 or so lifts 
