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"What a dillema, windmills, sand moulds, bucket and spade, jellies and a sand mat to lay on, but what am I forgetting? "Sun cream and a rain hat You can never be too sure of this weather at the mo ! | |||
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"The dog?" O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you?  x | |||
"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? x"She meant a hot dog... | |||
"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? xShe meant a hot dog... "In this weather she certainly would be hot, fancy taking Bee in the water to cool down Aphradite? | |||
"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? xShe meant a hot dog... In this weather she certainly would be hot, fancy taking Bee in the water to cool down Aphradite? "Lets go for it...;-) | |||
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"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? xShe meant a hot dog... In this weather she certainly would be hot, fancy taking Bee in the water to cool down Aphradite?
Lets go for it...;-) "Here that Bee? this lovely lady has offered to take you for a splash about in the cool sea, you lucky girl | |||
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"Parasol and a cool box for the champers "Uh UH you've not embraced the english day out at the beach tradition here, we have our sarnies, and we can fetch a cup of tea from the tea room come refrectory on the promenade, but if you need to keep the sun from your head, it is strictly knotted hankies that are the dress sense of all the best British beaches. Whatever next! you roll up here with these continental ideas of fizzy wine, and huge umbrella's? No No No! we can't be having any of that!!!  | |||
"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? xShe meant a hot dog... In this weather she certainly would be hot, fancy taking Bee in the water to cool down Aphradite?
Lets go for it...;-) Here that Bee? this lovely lady has offered to take you for a splash about in the cool sea, you lucky girl "Did just that last weekend down in Brighton...;-) | |||
"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? xShe meant a hot dog... In this weather she certainly would be hot, fancy taking Bee in the water to cool down Aphradite?
Lets go for it...;-) Here that Bee? this lovely lady has offered to take you for a splash about in the cool sea, you lucky girl
Did just that last weekend down in Brighton...;-)"You did? bugger I knew that I should have stayed on the First Capital Connect to Brighton on Saturday rather than getting off at London Bridge. now I am really upset, sob sob sob  | |||
"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? xShe meant a hot dog... In this weather she certainly would be hot, fancy taking Bee in the water to cool down Aphradite?
Lets go for it...;-) Here that Bee? this lovely lady has offered to take you for a splash about in the cool sea, you lucky girl
Did just that last weekend down in Brighton...;-)
You did? bugger I knew that I should have stayed on the First Capital Connect to Brighton on Saturday rather than getting off at London Bridge. now I am really upset, sob sob sob "Missed opportunity hey? Just imagine what we COULD have done lol xx | |||
"The dog? O damn! why does everyone insist on waking me from my fantasies? Umm, I guess you wouldn't care to make my fantasies a reality now seeings I am awake would you? xShe meant a hot dog... In this weather she certainly would be hot, fancy taking Bee in the water to cool down Aphradite?
Lets go for it...;-) Here that Bee? this lovely lady has offered to take you for a splash about in the cool sea, you lucky girl
Did just that last weekend down in Brighton...;-)
You did? bugger I knew that I should have stayed on the First Capital Connect to Brighton on Saturday rather than getting off at London Bridge. now I am really upset, sob sob sob Missed opportunity hey? Just imagine what we COULD have done lol xx"Are we back at my fantasies? ooo Not to worry Aphrodite my trains run every 15 minutes to Brighton, just give me the nod when you next want to play in the sea with a dog and her bone, lol | |||
"Parasol and a cool box for the champers Uh UH you've not embraced the english day out at the beach tradition here, we have our sarnies, and we can fetch a cup of tea from the tea room come refrectory on the promenade, but if you need to keep the sun from your head, it is strictly knotted hankies that are the dress sense of all the best British beaches. Whatever next! you roll up here with these continental ideas of fizzy wine, and huge umbrella's? No No No! we can't be having any of that!!! "I am a neandarthal with metrosexual tendancies, I do not want to be beside me on the beach. I draw the line at windbreaks | |||
"I draw the line at windbreaks" You carry on drawing your lines in the sand Pablo, just stand up wind if you don't mind old chap and when you're done, Petalantae Fusspot, Aphrodite and I, would all like a 99 with a whopper of a Cadburys flake in it | |||
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"I prefer an oyster, it's the marshmallow Unless it whitstable whereas I will have real oysters" Ummm? who goes to Whitstable for the beach? ** slaps forehead and rolls eyes** Pablo my learnedd cub, Mersea Island is where the crem de la crem of Oysters come from, OK granted the beach isn't much to go on unlike Margate, but if you like Oysters, definitely Mersea Island. Now if its muscles you crave? Beaumaris is the only place for muscles! | |||
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"dont forget the camera!!!" Yeah! Beaumaris is a pretty place isn't it? | |||
