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over a year ago
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"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle  
Sound perfect "
Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously |
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"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle
Sound perfect
Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously "
What's not to like ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle
Sound perfect
Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously
What's not to like ?"
Exactly! Hence my fwb moving in  |
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"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle
Sound perfect
Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously "
Don’t ding ding
Yesssss |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Loads of hands on help. Tradesman for you naughty minded
Hello you
Hope you're keeping well
I sure am hope you are too 
With profiles like yours isolation isn't all that bad. "
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I'm funny as fuck so great company and I'll also make a cuppa. Not guaranteeing it's a good cuppa, but it's a cuppa.
If I really fancy him I might let him have a fig roll. Only if the chemistry is right though, I don't offer that to just anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pure joy.
Great dancing and walking companion.
Perfect to make friends out of strangers when out and about.
I'm a super cuddler. And you can enjoy correcting my pronunciation) |
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"Pure joy.
Great dancing and walking companion.
Perfect to make friends out of strangers when out and about.
I'm a super cuddler. And you can enjoy correcting my pronunciation) "
Currently have vacancy for
Great walking companion
And super cuddler
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Unspoilt views to the far horizon, facing west with the sky aflame every evening of a sunny day. The sound of birdsong, baa lambs and the distant thrum of a silaging crew cutting grass (over yonder).
Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.
A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment |
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"Unspoilt views to the far horizon, facing west with the sky aflame every evening of a sunny day. The sound of birdsong, baa lambs and the distant thrum of a silaging crew cutting grass (over yonder).
Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.
A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment "
I might as well give up now.
Stella, Coronation Street, and the cat’s just stunk the house out.
I’ll try again tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can you offer a fwb?
Other than amazing sex (obviously)"
The main thing I offer is the subversion of expectations - sex with me will be mediocre at best |
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"Unspoilt views to the far horizon, facing west with the sky aflame every evening of a sunny day. The sound of birdsong, baa lambs and the distant thrum of a silaging crew cutting grass (over yonder).
Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.
A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment
I might as well give up now.
Stella, Coronation Street, and the cat’s just stunk the house out.
I’ll try again tomorrow. "
Notice how I avoided saying “a night of unbridled carnal delights”. I’ve got a landscape to skip a heartbeat and a sex technique to send someone to sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great conversation, exceptional food maker, great cheer a uper, brilliant at spontaneous road trips. And a constant wine giver and great listener, what more do you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unspoilt views to the far horizon, facing west with the sky aflame every evening of a sunny day. The sound of birdsong, baa lambs and the distant thrum of a silaging crew cutting grass (over yonder).
Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.
A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment
I might as well give up now.
Stella, Coronation Street, and the cat’s just stunk the house out.
I’ll try again tomorrow.
Notice how I avoided saying “a night of unbridled carnal delights”. I’ve got a landscape to skip a heartbeat and a sex technique to send someone to sleep "
Nice cock |
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Always the cat getting all the attention 