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Our collection of collars and whips.
We left a very severe looking 9 tail lash out by mistake in our house last year, which we rent out in the summer. It was very politely left in a drawer in thr kitchen. |
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over a year ago
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My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat. |
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat. "
Why did your feel the need to let your whole family know? |
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat.
Why did your feel the need to let your whole family know?"
Why do you feel the need to nitpick everything I post?
And because she’d also stolen other stuff and denied it, in the family group chat had openly denied it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think my family would be shocked with what I have hiding away!
I wouldnt care if they found the plugs, dildos and cock rings etc, but some of the other things.... I would die! |
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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat.
Why did your feel the need to let your whole family know?
Why do you feel the need to nitpick everything I post?
And because she’d also stolen other stuff and denied it, in the family group chat had openly denied it. "
 nawty sister lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat.
Why did your feel the need to let your whole family know?
Why do you feel the need to nitpick everything I post?
And because she’d also stolen other stuff and denied it, in the family group chat had openly denied it. "
I only ask questions about the things that I find a bit baffling.
I like to know why people do some of the things they do.
Like why didn't you just speak to her about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few months ago I went to visit my brother. His girlfriend was there, I was with my girlfriend at the time. My brother was in bed having been out the night before. We went into his room and sitting on the side was a bright pink dildo. I pointed at it and asked him “what’s that”.
He found it funny. His girlfriend went bright red. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat.
Why did your feel the need to let your whole family know?
Why do you feel the need to nitpick everything I post?
And because she’d also stolen other stuff and denied it, in the family group chat had openly denied it.
I only ask questions about the things that I find a bit baffling.
I like to know why people do some of the things they do.
Like why didn't you just speak to her about it "
Wow you’re right, didn’t think of that. She stole so much that I almost got the police involved, and even still, denied it. She had over a week to return it all and didn’t. |
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Living in an all female house but law of averages we all have toys.
But my mum now thinks I'm incontinent and bought a rubber mattress protector. After she caught me putting my soaking sheet in the washing machine after a session with the wand  |
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat.
Why did your feel the need to let your whole family know?
Why do you feel the need to nitpick everything I post?
And because she’d also stolen other stuff and denied it, in the family group chat had openly denied it. nawty sister lol"
She’s 16 now, works 50+ hours in a care home and has just moved into her own flat. She learnt her lesson that day when I shared it in the family group chat. I’ve forgiven her.
She was scared to come near me for a while though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat.
Why did your feel the need to let your whole family know?
Why do you feel the need to nitpick everything I post?
And because she’d also stolen other stuff and denied it, in the family group chat had openly denied it. nawty sister lol
She’s 16 now, works 50+ hours in a care home and has just moved into her own flat. She learnt her lesson that day when I shared it in the family group chat. I’ve forgiven her.
She was scared to come near me for a while though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t particularly want any family to find my bag of toys  When my partner passed away I had to clear everything from his house and even I was shocked at the amount of u detest I had there not to mention all the things he had in the sex drawers now it’s all at my house  
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So nice you said it thrice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you buy your sister a present. A brand new toy? And say 'here sis, now can you please try not to borrow my toy's. It's just not cricket dear'"
She’s sixteen. You don’t think that’s creepy? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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My mummy found my favourite toy under my pillow when I was 18 mr softie he was called I don’t think she realised what it was she set it up nicely beside a can of deodorant and never ever mentioned it to me |
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"My mummy found my favourite toy under my pillow when I was 18 mr softie he was called I don’t think she realised what it was she set it up nicely beside a can of deodorant and never ever mentioned it to me "
hope she did not try it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We both would want all of them gone and not found, as well as hard drives. Although a few weeks back partners daughter was ratching for something in our room, and stumbled across couple things in a drawer, wasn't pleasant afternoon after that! |
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"We both would want all of them gone and not found, as well as hard drives. Although a few weeks back partners daughter was ratching for something in our room, and stumbled across couple things in a drawer, wasn't pleasant afternoon after that! "
oh the shame of that ackward situation.
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
I still have a large collection of my BDSM
toys from my activities many moons ago along with various other toys,
Although I live alone they are kept in a locked cupboard in my bedroom the door of which also has a lock on it.
Every time my 5yr old grand daughter come round she asks "Grandad why is your bedroom door locked?" I ignore the question |
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"We both would want all of them gone and not found, as well as hard drives. Although a few weeks back partners daughter was ratching for something in our room, and stumbled across couple things in a drawer, wasn't pleasant afternoon after that! oh the shame of that ackward situation."
Yup.. Her mum has seen worse just laying about in her room though (I never go in it). We managed to turn it and do the whole, you shouldn't of been in our room in first place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I done removals for several yrs and we always finding things even though we would ask if there was anything that the client didn't want us to see.
Moved a high ranking army officer and his wife.
What they had would be conduct unbecoming |
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If they find them, then a few may raise some eyebrows not knowing what they are for, some are obvious and life like.... I’d hope they’d have a laugh
I’ve already had the embarrassment a couple of years ago after I forgot to tidy up fully, my lad woke me up and handed me Mr Glass |
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This thread has opened my eyes to the fact people don’t have jokey relationships with their family
I’ve joked with my family many times that I wish I had nice feet so I could sell feet pics online
My dad told me just to get a sugar daddy
Told him I was and he said ‘you go girl’
I mean aren’t people happy to joke with their parents? Nothing creepy at all, we just aren’t all prim and proper |
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"This thread has opened my eyes to the fact people don’t have jokey relationships with their family
I’ve joked with my family many times that I wish I had nice feet so I could sell feet pics online
My dad told me just to get a sugar daddy
Told him I was and he said ‘you go girl’
I mean aren’t people happy to joke with their parents? Nothing creepy at all, we just aren’t all prim and proper "
It’s great you have that openness, not everyone does and may be a generation thing
I know the conversations I have with my lad now about the body, sex and alike I never had with my parents a bit of a taboo subject
Strangely, I can talk to my mum about the things the lad and I chat about and she’s completely fine with it, but I can’t imagine having a similar conversation with her about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Couldn't care less.
I had to find and dispose of my mother's when she died. It's just part of life.
I've got a good arsenal of paddles,ropes etc that I hope would be passed on to friends to use. Also so many dress up outfits that I would like to be rehomed rather than thrown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean aren’t people happy to joke with their parents? Nothing creepy at all, we just aren’t all prim and proper
You sound a bit offended ?"
I’m not offended at all  |
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"This thread has opened my eyes to the fact people don’t have jokey relationships with their family
I’ve joked with my family many times that I wish I had nice feet so I could sell feet pics online
My dad told me just to get a sugar daddy
Told him I was and he said ‘you go girl’
I mean aren’t people happy to joke with their parents? Nothing creepy at all, we just aren’t all prim and proper
It’s great you have that openness, not everyone does and may be a generation thing
I know the conversations I have with my lad now about the body, sex and alike I never had with my parents a bit of a taboo subject
Strangely, I can talk to my mum about the things the lad and I chat about and she’s completely fine with it, but I can’t imagine having a similar conversation with her about me "
I am very jealous of people who can have this openness with their parents. "Sex" wasn't even a word that was allowed in my house growing up. Any kissing scenes on TV had to be skipped through. I wasn't even allowed to throw tampons and sanitary towels away in the bathroom bin but rather dispose of them discreetly. I basically had to pretend I was smooth as a Ken doll.
When I was 18 my mum found a condom in my purse, and I only found out about that through my sister. Since then we have relaxed a little and can make the odd allusion to sex and can watch raunchy stuff like Game of Thrones and Celebrity Juice with my mum without batting an eyelid. She once accidentally opened a parcel I got from lovehoney with sex toys and kinky lingerie in and just came and gave it to me saying "sorry, I think this is yours" and then left and we never spoke about it.
With my sister I can make the odd sex joke and usually tell her if I've slept with someone new but could never go in more depth
My dad still thinks I'm a virgin. |
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When I was younger working at a house I had to get into the airing Coupard in the married couples bedroom to check a switch.
They knew I had to go in there and only the wife was home at the time. I was both turned on and heart pounding when they hadn't hidden their sex toys, frilly knix and strap on.
Not sure to this day if they wanted me to see them.
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"This thread has opened my eyes to the fact people don’t have jokey relationships with their family
I’ve joked with my family many times that I wish I had nice feet so I could sell feet pics online
My dad told me just to get a sugar daddy
Told him I was and he said ‘you go girl’
I mean aren’t people happy to joke with their parents? Nothing creepy at all, we just aren’t all prim and proper
It’s great you have that openness, not everyone does and may be a generation thing
I know the conversations I have with my lad now about the body, sex and alike I never had with my parents a bit of a taboo subject
Strangely, I can talk to my mum about the things the lad and I chat about and she’s completely fine with it, but I can’t imagine having a similar conversation with her about me
I am very jealous of people who can have this openness with their parents. "Sex" wasn't even a word that was allowed in my house growing up. Any kissing scenes on TV had to be skipped through. I wasn't even allowed to throw tampons and sanitary towels away in the bathroom bin but rather dispose of them discreetly. I basically had to pretend I was smooth as a Ken doll.
When I was 18 my mum found a condom in my purse, and I only found out about that through my sister. Since then we have relaxed a little and can make the odd allusion to sex and can watch raunchy stuff like Game of Thrones and Celebrity Juice with my mum without batting an eyelid. She once accidentally opened a parcel I got from lovehoney with sex toys and kinky lingerie in and just came and gave it to me saying "sorry, I think this is yours" and then left and we never spoke about it.
With my sister I can make the odd sex joke and usually tell her if I've slept with someone new but could never go in more depth
My dad still thinks I'm a virgin. "
I’m honestly really, really grateful for the openness. My little sister has had the ‘real’ sex talk from me, and my youngest came to me when she got her period at aged 10 (my parents were out for a meal). We’ve always been an open family, I love it |
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Ae usually leave the breakfast bar stool with a fat glass butt plug tethered to it for when granny needs somewhere to sit at christmas time , , other than that , we dont tend to let the children play om swings actually iIN The house ! Everything else is secured in an a locked barred and concreted vault ten feet under next doors garden ! |
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat. "
I'm always amazed by how open ladies are with their nearest and dearest, not to mention the amount of toys many of them have! Go girls!  |
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"My whole family know I own sex toys so it doesn’t matter to me
Last year when I was in hospital my (then) 15 year old sister and her friend stayed at my house to look after my dogs. Of course they went snooping, and my sister stole my handcuffs and some lingerie (she’s a size four, I’m a size fourteen. Don’t know what she thought was ever going to happen). Of course my sister denied nicking anything, so I went into her bedroom while she was at school and took it all back.
We have a family group chat so I filmed myself going into my toy drawer, and putting back everything my sister had stolen. I also filmed myself going into her bedroom and taking everything back. And sent it to my family group chat.
I'm always amazed by how open ladies are with their nearest and dearest, not to mention the amount of toys many of them have! Go girls! "
It’s not as if I list off what sex toys I have to my family they just know my sister stole handcuffs from my bedside drawer. They don’t need to know specifics, but still. We’re all open, best way to be. |
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"So with the world the way it is today.Worse case scenario. what toys would you need to hide so your family dont find them."
I recently got a pussy stroker and cock ring they are both amazing but I really don’t know what I would do if family found them |
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I think Big John is the toy I’d be most embarrassed about. He’s fucking massive!
One of my close friends has the job of removing all offending items should I meet an untimely end. She knows exactly where the drawer and bag of sluttiness is located! |
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"I think Big John is the toy I’d be most embarrassed about. He’s fucking massive!
One of my close friends has the job of removing all offending items should I meet an untimely end. She knows exactly where the drawer and bag of sluttiness is located! "
oh you are naughty lol
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