Now I’ve always liked ducks but just lately working with a small pond right outside the office with a few ducks on their I can honestly say what horrible little bastards the males are (mallards for those wondering what breed) the amount of “duck r*^e that goes on is shocking how they haven’t killed one of the females yet. Even when she’s already had a hatch of youngsters straight away they’re on her like fab guys on a new female member  think I may be having some fresh male duck for tea soon  |
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"Now I’ve always liked ducks but just lately working with a small pond right outside the office with a few ducks on their I can honestly say what horrible little bastards the males are (mallards for those wondering what breed) the amount of “duck r*^e that goes on is shocking how they haven’t killed one of the females yet. Even when she’s already had a hatch of youngsters straight away they’re on her like fab guys on a new female member think I may be having some fresh male duck for tea soon "
Lol most definitely sounds like some of the male fabbers on here.
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"Now I’ve always liked ducks but just lately working with a small pond right outside the office with a few ducks on their I can honestly say what horrible little bastards the males are (mallards for those wondering what breed) the amount of “duck r*^e that goes on is shocking how they haven’t killed one of the females yet. Even when she’s already had a hatch of youngsters straight away they’re on her like fab guys on a new female member think I may be having some fresh male duck for tea soon
Lol most definitely sounds like some of the male fabbers on here.
Horny f/duckers "
Haha well I do like a good duck |
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