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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just out of curiosity, when watching porn what gets your heckles up??
For me it’s guys(women sometimes)who still have socks on. Unless its a fetish It just doesn’t look sexy to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dodgy background music
Spitting
Over the top fake sound effects
And what’s with the girl leaving shoes on when everything else has come off? "
Sexy high heels or thigh high boots staying on is hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmm ya, you like that? Yah.. Mmm yah, you like that dont you? gagg gagg haaurrchhghhhaah hockle huey hurrk.
Aka The fake 'I'm chokin to death on your cock and I just lurrrve it!' fiasco "
Or slamming in through the back door without warning/prep.
*Please dont try this at home*  |
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"Mmm ya, you like that? Yah.. Mmm yah, you like that dont you? gagg gagg haaurrchhghhhaah hockle huey hurrk.
Aka The fake 'I'm chokin to death on your cock and I just lurrrve it!' fiasco "
This is just awful... makeup running, throat slime. Makes me wanna gag just thinking about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "what are you doing"? And I was like "hush! I saw this on porn hub, it's called buffering"!"
Ok, that’s golden! Haha! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "what are you doing"? And I was like "hush! I saw this on porn hub, it's called buffering"!
Ok, that’s golden! Haha! X"
Would you like to try it? I meant the buffering scenario!  |
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When the guy puts his dick in, takes it out, puts it in, takes it out, puts it in etc etc... You trying to pump that lady up with air dude?
When it comes to the cumshot, and the camera just focuses on the guys face. I can't synchronise with that - we wanna see where that cum is going camera man!
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- When they use no lubricant. At all.
- When you can't hear the noises the lady is making over the noises the bloke is making.
- When they cut away from the moment of penetration.
- When too much of the film is wasted on oral. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dodgy background music
Spitting
Over the top fake sound effects
And what’s with the girl leaving shoes on when everything else has come off? "
I love sher to keep her heels on when im fucking her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of the above. Much prefer real/amateur porn. And none of the tacky shit that we're inundated with.
Also cannot stand the "Storylines" the videos are supposed to have. For examples why does Pornhub keep telling me that people in the UK are now mostly watching "I fuck my naughty Stepsister" or "My Stepmom fucks me after finding my hidden stash" or other bollocks?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just out of curiosity, when watching porn what gets your heckles up??
For me it’s guys(women sometimes)who still have socks on. Unless its a fetish It just doesn’t look sexy to me "
All the above plus;
People looking at the camera.
Shots that are so close you can't see bodies.
Fake titles and stories.
Unoriginal wank in the face finishes.
High production clinical settings.
If I do watch it I much prefer natural people in realistic environments just having a good time and enjoying each other so I tend to go for amateur |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmm ya, you like that? Yah.. Mmm yah, you like that dont you? gagg gagg haaurrchhghhhaah hockle huey hurrk.
Aka The fake 'I'm chokin to death on your cock and I just lurrrve it!' fiasco
Or slamming in through the back door without warning/prep.
*Please dont try this at home* "
Makes you wince and clench doesn't it |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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High heels when straddling a guy on the sofa. It’s usually a leather sofa too. Nobody is that gung ho when they have a leather sofa. It always....”WATCH THE LEATHER, THIS WAS EXPENSIVE!!!!!!”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"High heels when straddling a guy on the sofa. It’s usually a leather sofa too. Nobody is that gung ho when they have a leather sofa. It always....”WATCH THE LEATHER, THIS WAS EXPENSIVE!!!!!!”
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Attention to detail! |
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Any form of brutality or rough play (pulling hair, for example). Oh, and also that "just got out of bed with all my make-up and hair still in place" look - which is why I've never been over-keen on American porn. |
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"Just out of curiosity, when watching porn what gets your heckles up??
For me it’s guys(women sometimes)who still have socks on. Unless its a fetish It just doesn’t look sexy to me "
I always watch porn mute because of fake noises!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Another one of mine is the bareback/condom trick. Showing the cock just starting to penetrate bareback, cut to her face then back to the cock penetrating WITH a condom on. Praise Jesus !! It’s a miracle!! Instant condoms !! |
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. For me it's the fake noises, running makeup and the "tell me you love it" remarks. xT 