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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I eat my bar of Tony's Chocolonely now or should I save it for a special day? "
You should save till you have a special someone to share it (and I think we both know who I mean  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is my bumble (virtual) date tomorrow night going to be my future husband or should I start adopting cats? "
No he won't.
He can't.
If I cant have you, no one can
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does the profile above me fucked the profile under me ?
Regularly and vigorously
This is news to me  "
He clearly wasnt good enough to notice!
Dont contradict Jennie the Wise ... she knows everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is my bumble (virtual) date tomorrow night going to be my future husband or should I start adopting cats?
No he won't.
He can't.
If I cant have you, no one can
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This sounds like he’s going to end up under your patio.
You’re so romantic  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is my bumble (virtual) date tomorrow night going to be my future husband or should I start adopting cats?
Adopt cats.
Why did the owl and the pussy cat go to sea?"
They needed to get somewhere with no extradition treaty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When will I have sex again?
And I don't mean with my toys 
I can confidently predict it will be tonight ... in my dreams 
 let me know how was I  "
I can predict you will probably be ok  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe"
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is my bumble (virtual) date tomorrow night going to be my future husband or should I start adopting cats?
No he won't.
He can't.
If I cant have you, no one can
This sounds like he’s going to end up under your patio.
You’re so romantic "
I can see you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed! "
Jennie the Wise knows all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment."
Where were you going when I saw you coming back ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed! "
Does Dan iron his socks too ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
Where were you going when I saw you coming back ? "
Over by there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When will I have sex again?
And I don't mean with my toys
I can confidently predict it will be tonight ... in my dreams
let me know how was I
I can predict you will probably be ok "
Sounds about right  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed!
Does Dan iron his socks too ?"
He does... with the exception of his "special" sock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed!
Does Dan iron his socks too ?
He does... with the exception of his "special" sock"
I’d imagine that has a special kind of starch on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed!
Does Dan iron his socks too ?
He does... with the exception of his "special" sock
I’d imagine that has a special kind of starch on it "
Bloody full of the stuff |
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment."
Ooo can I play. Describe the perfect pussy and cock that most men like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed!
Does Dan iron his socks too ?
He does... with the exception of his "special" sock"
Ive sewn eyes and ruby red lips on it too. Ahh Samantha Sock, you wooly little minx... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
Ooo can I play. Describe the perfect pussy and cock that most men like? "
Siamese are the nearest to perfection in a pussy. Maybe also a British Blue.
As for Cocks ... Polish Frizzels are most impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed!
Does Dan iron his socks too ?
He does... with the exception of his "special" sock
I’d imagine that has a special kind of starch on it
Bloody full of the stuff"
You'll be full of it too if you carry on like that young lady... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What colour are Dan's pants?
Is Dan actually wearing any pants ?!
Sometimes he wears those ones with the brown stripe
How dare you Madame! I'll have you know that on the rare occasions that I wear underpants they are always freshly laundered and ironed!
Does Dan iron his socks too ?
He does... with the exception of his "special" sock
I’d imagine that has a special kind of starch on it
Bloody full of the stuff
You'll be full of it too if you carry on like that young lady..."
Promises promises |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long does it take a rain droplet to fall to earth?"
Well, making certain assumptions about the starting altitude, atmospheric humidity, size of the raindrop, and hence surface area to mass ratio, I would calculate it would take longer than you might think. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long does it take a rain droplet to fall to earth?
How long does it take spunk to dribble down your leg?"
That will depend on whether it's the first shot of the day or a later shot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
What question am I going to ask you next time? "
Oh clever.... a self contradicting prediction. You were going to ask my favourite crisp flavour but now you have seen this you wont ask that question. So I can confidently predict you WONT ask that one. |
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
What question am I going to ask you next time?
Oh clever.... a self contradicting prediction. You were going to ask my favourite crisp flavour but now you have seen this you wont ask that question. So I can confidently predict you WONT ask that one."
But know I really want to know your favourite crisp flavour? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
What question am I going to ask you next time?
Oh clever.... a self contradicting prediction. You were going to ask my favourite crisp flavour but now you have seen this you wont ask that question. So I can confidently predict you WONT ask that one.
But know I really want to know your favourite crisp flavour? "
Aha!
Morrisons cheesy balls |
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
What question am I going to ask you next time?
Oh clever.... a self contradicting prediction. You were going to ask my favourite crisp flavour but now you have seen this you wont ask that question. So I can confidently predict you WONT ask that one.
But know I really want to know your favourite crisp flavour?
Aha!
Morrisons cheesy balls"
I should have guessed you liked to put cheesy balls in your mouth! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
What question am I going to ask you next time?
Oh clever.... a self contradicting prediction. You were going to ask my favourite crisp flavour but now you have seen this you wont ask that question. So I can confidently predict you WONT ask that one.
But know I really want to know your favourite crisp flavour?
Aha!
Morrisons cheesy balls
I should have guessed you liked to put cheesy balls in your mouth! "
But only Morrison's |
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"Been a while since I did one of these.
Jennie the Wise knows all ... ask me anything you wish to know and you shall receive enlightenment.
What question am I going to ask you next time?
Oh clever.... a self contradicting prediction. You were going to ask my favourite crisp flavour but now you have seen this you wont ask that question. So I can confidently predict you WONT ask that one.
But know I really want to know your favourite crisp flavour?
Aha!
Morrisons cheesy balls
I should have guessed you liked to put cheesy balls in your mouth!
But only Morrison's "
Of course only Morrison’s I wouldn’t expect you to throw any old cheesy balls in your mouth |
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