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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

... would you fuck GrumpyMcFuckNugget?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If he would promise not to be grumpy during and after.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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If he would promise not to be grumpy during and after."

I'll try I really will

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Yes."

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For a million I'd close my eyes and give him 3 pumps and a squirt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"For a million I'd close my eyes and give him 3 pumps and a squirt "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep, with that kind of money I could even have the memory erased!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Yep, with that kind of money I could even have the memory erased!"

You wouldn't want to forget me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I sub contract it to some one else?

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d do it for a £5

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Can I sub contract it to some one else?"
No you have to pound me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I’d do it for a £5 "

I'll throw in a Twix Bar as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm straight but a million pounds??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For a million? Not only would I fuck him, but I'd spoon him afterwards

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’d do it for a £5

I'll throw in a Twix Bar as well "

Can we have toasties after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only if he is a very good boy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would I have to buy him dinner??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah, why not. I like his bum

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By *itofamouthfullMan  over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Hell for a million pounds sterling cash I would, even let the guy who offered me money last night watch and suck me off after. But no spooning. I’d then use the money to hire a shit load of fit as hell female escorts to help me get over it. For the next 12 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm straight but a million pounds??"

A million pounds is a million pounds.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"For a million? Not only would I fuck him, but I'd spoon him afterwards "

I you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I’d do it for a £5

I'll throw in a Twix Bar as well

Can we have toasties after "

Any flavour you like

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Only if he is a very good boy! "

You know I always am

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Would I have to buy him dinner??"

No just a fuck

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"No thanks."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Yeah, why not. I like his bum "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Hell for a million pounds sterling cash I would, even let the guy who offered me money last night watch and suck me off after. But no spooning. I’d then use the money to hire a shit load of fit as hell female escorts to help me get over it. For the next 12 months "

You woildnt want to get over it

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone "

I'm honoured

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would I have to buy him dinner??

No just a fuck "

would you buy me dinner at least then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see this turning into a Dutch auction

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Definitely x

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Would I have to buy him dinner??

No just a fuck would you buy me dinner at least then lol"

If I have a shuddering orgasm then perhaps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I can see this turning into a Dutch auction "

I'm really not worth it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Definitely x"

Only for the money though hey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Yes "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely! Can I bite his lovely bum too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would provided he lets me bite his cute bum first. Ive a bum

biting fetish lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Definitely x

Only for the money though hey "

I'd share with you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Absolutely! Can I bite his lovely bum too? "

I'll throw that in of course

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I would provided he lets me bite his cute bum first. Ive a bum

biting fetish lol "

Go ahead

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Definitely x

Only for the money though hey

I'd share with you "

Sounds a plan

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Can I lay back and think of the Bank of England?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Can I lay back and think of the Bank of England?"

I can feel your enthusiasm from here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only if he is a very good boy!

You know I always am "

Can I smack your bum anyway?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Only if he is a very good boy!

You know I always am

Can I smack your bum anyway?! "

As it's you go on then , I wouldn't let just anybody do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I lay back and think of the Bank of England?"

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By *orchOliverMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Sure, why not. Looks like a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am sure you are, going to send you a free one in the post x

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I am sure you are, going to send you a free one in the post x"

I cant wait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One million pounds of what?

If it’s Jaffa cakes I’m in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar."

Done !! I can afford that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"One million pounds of what?

If it’s Jaffa cakes I’m in "

I'll pop to Tesco now

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that "

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you!

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone

I'm honoured "

I'll make it special, I'll light a candle or something.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you! "

Even better , I'm skint

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone

I'm honoured

I'll make it special, I'll light a candle or something. "

Chuck in a packet of Digestives and I'm yours

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"One million pounds of what?

If it’s Jaffa cakes I’m in "

That’s a lot of Jaffa cakes you better share

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only if he is a very good boy!

You know I always am

Can I smack your bum anyway?!

As it's you go on then , I wouldn't let just anybody do that "

Oohh! Go me!!!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Wish you could post gifs. This is crying out for a doctor evil ‘one milliooonnnnnn dollars’

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you!

Even better , I'm skint "

If you're really good I'll throw in a saveloy and a pickled onion

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Only if he is a very good boy!

You know I always am

Can I smack your bum anyway?!

As it's you go on then , I wouldn't let just anybody do that

Oohh! Go me!!! "

You are honoured

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you!

Even better , I'm skint

If you're really good I'll throw in a saveloy and a pickled onion "

I dont like Pickled Onions, make it a Fish Cake and I'm all yours

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you!

Even better , I'm skint

If you're really good I'll throw in a saveloy and a pickled onion

I dont like Pickled Onions, make it a Fish Cake and I'm all yours "

You drive a hard bargain Mr G.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only if he is a very good boy!

You know I always am

Can I smack your bum anyway?!

As it's you go on then , I wouldn't let just anybody do that

Oohh! Go me!!!

You are honoured "

I know!! Is it because I'm so lovely or cause I have great boobs?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One million pounds of what?

If it’s Jaffa cakes I’m in

That’s a lot of Jaffa cakes you better share "

Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"... would you fuck GrumpyMcFuckNugget?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One million pounds of what?

If it’s Jaffa cakes I’m in

That’s a lot of Jaffa cakes you better share

Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse "

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone

I'm honoured

I'll make it special, I'll light a candle or something.

Chuck in a packet of Digestives and I'm yours "

Chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd frighten his boss to death in the process too.

P

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you!

Even better , I'm skint

If you're really good I'll throw in a saveloy and a pickled onion

I dont like Pickled Onions, make it a Fish Cake and I'm all yours

You drive a hard bargain Mr G."

Is that a yes though

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"One million pounds of what?

If it’s Jaffa cakes I’m in

That’s a lot of Jaffa cakes you better share "

20 million by my reckoning.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Only if he is a very good boy!

You know I always am

Can I smack your bum anyway?!

As it's you go on then , I wouldn't let just anybody do that

Oohh! Go me!!!

You are honoured

I know!! Is it because I'm so lovely or cause I have great boobs?! "

Both

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"... would you fuck GrumpyMcFuckNugget?

Yes. "

To the point excellent

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone

I'm honoured

I'll make it special, I'll light a candle or something.

Chuck in a packet of Digestives and I'm yours

Chocolate?"

Plain ones please , I'm a slag

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'd frighten his boss to death in the process too.

P"

Bonus

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you!

Even better , I'm skint

If you're really good I'll throw in a saveloy and a pickled onion

I dont like Pickled Onions, make it a Fish Cake and I'm all yours

You drive a hard bargain Mr G. Is that a yes though "

Deal

Assume the position

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. Twice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There ain't much I wouldnt do for a million!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'd do it for a fiver and a bag of chips

Easy on the vinegar.

Done !! I can afford that

Oh ,I thought I had to pay you!

Even better , I'm skint

If you're really good I'll throw in a saveloy and a pickled onion

I dont like Pickled Onions, make it a Fish Cake and I'm all yours

You drive a hard bargain Mr G. Is that a yes though

Deal

Assume the position "

Already am hurry up

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone

I'm honoured

I'll make it special, I'll light a candle or something.

Chuck in a packet of Digestives and I'm yours

Chocolate?

Plain ones please , I'm a slag "

Plain! Absolute heathen. Just close my eyes and think of the money.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I'll repeat what I said in the other thread, for a million pounds, I'm fucking anyone

I'm honoured

I'll make it special, I'll light a candle or something.

Chuck in a packet of Digestives and I'm yours

Chocolate?

Plain ones please , I'm a slag

Plain! Absolute heathen. Just close my eyes and think of the money. "

I'm worthit

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By *erdyWoman  over a year ago

wiltshire


"Can I sub contract it to some one else?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Can I sub contract it to some one else? "

Is that a yes then

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Can I sub contract it to some one else?

Is that a yes then "

Your bum is like an optical illusion it looks like it’s covered in oil

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"Can I sub contract it to some one else?

Is that a yes then

Your bum is like an optical illusion it looks like it’s covered in oil "

you can put anything you like on it

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"... would you fuck GrumpyMcFuckNugget?"

Would I fuck him?

With an arse as cute as that I’d peg him no problem!

Might even split the million with you Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"... would you fuck GrumpyMcFuckNugget?

Would I fuck him?

With an arse as cute as that I’d peg him no problem!

Might even split the million with you Jim! "

Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fuck him most nights oh no that’s T, he is a grumpy fucker

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"I fuck him most nights oh no that’s T, he is a grumpy fucker "

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