I'm stood on a door keeping my eyes on the toilets and in walks a perfect 10 with this lad who was your typical Connor McGregor wannabe ,he chucks a pass at me walking past , ten mins later they both come up to me chatting then she slips off ,I find out he's into the Torpedo and gets paid for it then says do I fancy doing a tag team ..now I'm not interested but he says older blokes will pay £2000 for a young lad and a dilf for the whole night .

I wondered if the young lady sold it too but I don't ask them questions it's normally people telling me then I deal with it .

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Take it and buy me flowers

£300 on flowers! How many flowers do you need??? Lol

Plenty"

Lol that’s greedy I’ll buy you one bunch the rest of the money can go to a charity! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol "

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

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By *UNANDNICEMan over a year ago

Basildon

£200.00 pounds if anyone wants to have a suck on my cock lol

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell him you're worth more, innit....

I did I told him £10,000, he declined! Lol"

Tell him you've got a mate called nippy who'd accept £3k

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Tell him you're worth more, innit....

I did I told him £10,000, he declined! Lol

Tell him you've got a mate called nippy who'd accept £3k

I’ll tell him you’ll accept £3.5k gotta take my cut

lol

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

One of them good lookers is it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

One of them good lookers is it "

Lol yes! Dunno about 300 quid and a blow job good tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

Haha take the compliment

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

Haha take the compliment "

Fair enough I’ll take the compliment and she can give me a bj for free

Lol x

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By *ynetaurusMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Who wanted flowers? guess they like pansies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

Haha take the compliment

Fair enough I’ll take the compliment and she can give me a bj for free

Lol x"

Haha now who's being cheeky?!

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

Haha take the compliment

Fair enough I’ll take the compliment and she can give me a bj for free

Lol x

Haha now who's being cheeky?! "

Ok I’ll throw in some great sex as well,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

Haha take the compliment

Fair enough I’ll take the compliment and she can give me a bj for free

Lol x

Haha now who's being cheeky?!

Ok I’ll throw in some great sex as well,

Aahh but I am a shit shag

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

Haha take the compliment

Fair enough I’ll take the compliment and she can give me a bj for free

Lol x

Haha now who's being cheeky?!

Ok I’ll throw in some great sex as well,

Aahh but I am a shit shag

Ha doubt it, but the offer was I’m giving the great sex so doesn’t matter if you are anyway

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol

Must be a nice cock lol

To be fair, it looks pretty good!

Cheeky - I think it looks damn good not just pretty good

lol. Nice ink btw

I have seen alot of cock... Pretty good is definitely a compliment, would you rather read, it made my tongue twitch?! Not enough to offer you cash to suck it tho

thanks... I like it!

Haha take the compliment

Fair enough I’ll take the compliment and she can give me a bj for free

Lol x

Haha now who's being cheeky?!

Ok I’ll throw in some great sex as well,

Aahh but I am a shit shag

Ha doubt it, but the offer was I’m giving the great sex so doesn’t matter if you are anyway

lol"

Lol why do you doubt it?! But despite you having a pretty good cock and possibly being a great fuck... I don't know if I am attracted to you as I haven't seen the bit I would be attracted to

oh... And I can be terribly hard work

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By *atindollTV/TS over a year ago

edinburgh

Take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does the cock have to be attached to you? Did you read the fine prints?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is nice to be fair!!

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By *hubby11977Man over a year ago

Pontypridd

If someone offered me £300 id defo do it

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By *urenutsMan over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

300 is a good offer. I would take it.

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Does the cock have to be attached to you? Did you read the fine prints?"

That’s a bloody good point! I could get one of those willy moulding kits, make a moulding and send it to him, And I get the money minus a few expenses. By this time next year Rodney we will be millionaires!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id happily watch for free

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

"If “he” was a “she” then I bloody well would! Lol"

Just close your eyes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have his number still?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Times are hard you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer of money - he offered me £300 to suck my cock- even though I’m not that way inclined I’m still quite flattered by that! Lol "
did better than me I was only offered £60

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Id happily watch for free

They’ll be no watching for free as it’s not happening! Lol however I’m some weird parallel where it might happen there would still be no free watching, £5 a seat, £10 for front rower where you might get splashed

or you can be my fluffer, you may be required for 100% of the time though! Lol

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Times are hard you know

Times may be hard but do you know what won’t be......me! Lol

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By *egalBeetleWoman over a year ago

London

Make sure you get paid first. Dont need a suckNrun situation

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

can’t actually believe so many would take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can’t actually believe so many would take it

"
I know I said no thanks I'm worth more tha £60 and the cheeky bastard never even offered 61

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

can’t actually believe so many would take it

I know I said no thanks I'm worth more tha £60 and the cheeky bastard never even offered 61

How bloody rude of him, still you shouldn’t sell yourself so cheaply! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can’t actually believe so many would take it

I know I said no thanks I'm worth more tha £60 and the cheeky bastard never even offered 61

How bloody rude of him, still you shouldn’t sell yourself so cheaply! Lol"
I know tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who was the fella to offer? There’s a spare £300 for a lucky fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does the cock have to be attached to you? Did you read the fine prints?

Actually - at £26 a kit (I’ve got one) I know a few guys who’d pay for one

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Who was the fella to offer? There’s a spare £300 for a lucky fella "

Don’t believe he actually had the money so no ones lost out! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can’t actually believe so many would take it

I know I said no thanks I'm worth more tha £60 and the cheeky bastard never even offered 61

I'll give you 69 and breakfast?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can’t actually believe so many would take it

I know I said no thanks I'm worth more tha £60 and the cheeky bastard never even offered 61

I'll give you 69 and breakfast?!

"
now that's and offer I'm very tempted by breakfast in bed you you sounds like heaven you have a deal

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

"I'd put it towards getting a PS5, that baby is going to be expensive.

I’m going to ignore the ps5 comment and pretend you said new Xbox instead"

Good man. Xbox is better

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"I'd put it towards getting a PS5, that baby is going to be expensive.

I’m going to ignore the ps5 comment and pretend you said new Xbox instead

Good man. Xbox is better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last night must have been the night for it! I got a similar one last night (the Mrs).

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

here and there

"Last night must have been the night for it! I got a similar one last night (the Mrs). "

The cheeky bugger was cheating on me and offering you money as well, how rude! Lol

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