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"Nah. No thanks. It’s cold out there. " I think cooling down could be a good thing. | |||
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"We do, we will soon! Jo.Xx " What, like within hours. | |||
"Me me me " Could you confirm that in writing. | |||
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"I do and as soon as I can get the kids otherwise occupied I will be pouncing on the Mr x " Go go power rangers. Put the one eyed baby sitter on and pop upstairs to do some tidying. | |||
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"Well yes I do, but talking realistically it's not happening anytime soon. " Imagination is a powerful thing. Use the force. | |||
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"Forgotten what that is " It’s like a wank except with someone else and better. | |||
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"Can I have a nice cup of tea instead? " Nope, you can pretend to have a fuck like the rest of us | |||
"Forgotten what that is It’s like a wank except with someone else and better. " ooooooooo what is the that's the case yes I do | |||
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"Forgotten what that is " Would you like me to remind you one day. Bet you had it more than me this year XX | |||
"Forgotten what that is Would you like me to remind you one day. Bet you had it more than me this year XX" it would be wrong of me to say no xxx | |||
"Forgotten what that is Would you like me to remind you one day. Bet you had it more than me this year XX it would be wrong of me to say no xxx " no to what | |||
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"I know I really really do. " Me. A good hard fuck is what i need but sadly not on the agenda for the forseeable future. Torture for us single souls | |||
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"No thanks, I'm only here to be ignored." Oh bugger I’ve ruined it, I’ve not ignored you therefore you have to fancy a fuck. | |||
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"Could I possibly just lie back and be played with? Thanks in advance " what not a thumb in the bum while having your from behind sandy??? | |||
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"I've lost my mojo " it's in my trousers if you wanna come look for it lol | |||
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"Damn. If you only asked yesterday. Too late now. " Did you get one? | |||
"I've lost my mojo it's in my trousers if you wanna come look for it lol " on me way | |||
"I've lost my mojo it's in my trousers if you wanna come look for it lol on me way " good girl lol | |||
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"Damn. If you only asked yesterday. Too late now. Did you get one?" Self induced | |||