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Titled: What the General might say!
By General Harold Winsley-Smythe II (nickname Junior)
98 years old but with the full vigour of his youth!
on the dangers of incontinent sex as regards fab.
Check out the full meaning of the word first! I had too!
I'm off out and back very late tonight so you can make up your own story..BUT, you better have me smiling/laughing my ass off when I get back!  no pressure.
This thread belongs to you.
I KNOW that some of you can pull (or tug) it off!
DanDX and others.
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"...I'm not doing homework on a Sunday, my dude  The General would say to YOU fab has taken away your brain!
Tell him FAF or GTFO.  "
An excellent career in the Military Police awaits you! |
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Im here to perform an emergency rescue of your thread Huey.... My presence here will either cure it or kill it stone dead. No half measures with DDx bud... |
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"Im here to perform an emergency rescue of your thread Huey.... My presence here will either cure it or kill it stone dead. No half measures with DDx bud..."
Heart massage...the old blokes losing it!
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"The thought of your tool as made me brain froze I may need a Secretary, if you can you handle dictation well? "
...Also it's now become a movie and you do an excellent vintage cockney. |
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"Im here to perform an emergency rescue of your thread Huey.... My presence here will either cure it or kill it stone dead. No half measures with DDx bud... Heart massage...the old blokes losing it!"
Nurse, the screens! |
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"Im here to perform an emergency rescue of your thread Huey.... My presence here will either cure it or kill it stone dead. No half measures with DDx bud... Heart massage...the old blokes losing it!
Nurse, the screens!"
Let's Carry On! |
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"Im here to perform an emergency rescue of your thread Huey.... My presence here will either cure it or kill it stone dead. No half measures with DDx bud... Heart massage...the old blokes losing it!
Nurse, the screens!Let's Carry On!"
Call the matron! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im here to perform an emergency rescue of your thread Huey.... My presence here will either cure it or kill it stone dead. No half measures with DDx bud... Heart massage...the old blokes losing it!
Nurse, the screens!Let's Carry On!
Call the matron!"
MATRON!!!!! Oh I say! |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day"  Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will. 
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted  New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along "
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think... |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think..."
Haha... |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think..."
I just pissed myself laughing..does that count |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted
Nurse Annabel, thank god you've arrived! This thread is in critical condition and urgently requires the kiss of life and cock massage... Heart!I meant to say heart massage 
Ooo now the kiss of life I can do Hurry up...the old codgers going!"
Never fear Huey...I'll revive you  |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think...
I just pissed myself laughing..does that count "
Why's this bedpan full of scotch? |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think...
I just pissed myself laughing..does that count
Why's this bedpan full of scotch?"
I'm tea total |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted
Nurse Annabel, thank god you've arrived! This thread is in critical condition and urgently requires the kiss of life and cock massage... Heart!I meant to say heart massage
Ooo now the kiss of life I can do Hurry up...the old codgers going! Hey Annabelle how are you with kissing the lips of a very old man? "
It depends..does he have class, style and what do you consider old? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think...
I just pissed myself laughing..does that count
Why's this bedpan full of scotch?
I'm tea total "
Well put the kettle on while I drink this scotch then... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think...
I just pissed myself laughing..does that count "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted
Nurse Annabel, thank god you've arrived! This thread is in critical condition and urgently requires the kiss of life and cock massage... Heart!I meant to say heart massage
Ooo now the kiss of life I can do Hurry up...the old codgers going! Hey Annabelle how are you with kissing the lips of a very old man?
It depends..does he have class, style and what do you consider old?"
98 yes... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think...
I just pissed myself laughing..does that count
Why's this bedpan full of scotch?
I'm tea total
Well put the kettle on while I drink this scotch then..."
Make sure your back here for the next scene |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted
Nurse Annabel, thank god you've arrived! This thread is in critical condition and urgently requires the kiss of life and cock massage... Heart!I meant to say heart massage
Ooo now the kiss of life I can do Hurry up...the old codgers going! Hey Annabelle how are you with kissing the lips of a very old man?
It depends..does he have class, style and what do you consider old? 98 yes..."
98 Years old. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted
Nurse Annabel, thank god you've arrived! This thread is in critical condition and urgently requires the kiss of life and cock massage... Heart!I meant to say heart massage
Ooo now the kiss of life I can do Hurry up...the old codgers going! Hey Annabelle how are you with kissing the lips of a very old man?
It depends..does he have class, style and what do you consider old? 98 yes... 98 Years old."
Haven't you read the script? |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted
Nurse Annabel, thank god you've arrived! This thread is in critical condition and urgently requires the kiss of life and cock massage... Heart!I meant to say heart massage
Ooo now the kiss of life I can do Hurry up...the old codgers going! Hey Annabelle how are you with kissing the lips of a very old man?
It depends..does he have class, style and what do you consider old? 98 yes... 98 Years old. Haven't you read the script? "
Oh dear..I don't want to be ageist but no..just no |
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"As she says on the telly. ... "A little bit of wee won't ruin my day" Dan if we can fold this in somehow we will.
A little bit of wee..tell them you've squirted New scriptwriters sometimes = bad advice! We need continuity.
TRy AGAIN!
I've never been one for following a script. I tend to make it up as I go along
The humour on this thread needs to be a bit more incontinent I think...
I just pissed myself laughing..does that count
Why's this bedpan full of scotch?
I'm tea total
Well put the kettle on while I drink this scotch then... Make sure your back here for the next scene "
Please I beg you! |
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?"
We have a new patient the Mistress from the local knocking shop.
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?
Well pucker up there's a 98 yr old who needs the kiss of life...good man "
He just expired..poor chap! Let's cover his face quickly!! Unless Dr Dan wants to try? |
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?
Well pucker up there's a 98 yr old who needs the kiss of life...good man He just expired..poor chap! Let's cover his face quickly!! Unless Dr Dan wants to try?"
He seems to have a blockage, hold on, let me get me plunger... |
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?
Well pucker up there's a 98 yr old who needs the kiss of life...good man He just expired..poor chap! Let's cover his face quickly!! Unless Dr Dan wants to try?
He seems to have a blockage, hold on, let me get me plunger..."
Plunge on Dr Dan the heart and soul of the small hospital...adoring female fans will be along soon. |
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long? We have a new patient the Mistress from the local knocking shop.
Who will treat her I wonder  "
Just getting my fisherman gloves on. |
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?
Well pucker up there's a 98 yr old who needs the kiss of life...good man He just expired..poor chap! Let's cover his face quickly!! Unless Dr Dan wants to try?
He seems to have a blockage, hold on, let me get me plunger...Plunge on Dr Dan the heart and soul of the small hospital...adoring female fans will be along soon. "
BOING! Right, that's the er, "old chap" brought back to life... Now where's this mistress that needs urgent attention?... |
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"Well your on your own..take care of the mistress..I'm sure she's in good hands
Can you play her role...please....for continuities sake? "
I'd love to play with you..for continuities sake of course
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?
Well pucker up there's a 98 yr old who needs the kiss of life...good man He just expired..poor chap! Let's cover his face quickly!! Unless Dr Dan wants to try?
He seems to have a blockage, hold on, let me get me plunger...Plunge on Dr Dan the heart and soul of the small hospital...adoring female fans will be along soon.
BOING! Right, that's the er, "old chap" brought back to life... Now where's this mistress that needs urgent attention?..."
She should be right there....or we'll wait for the next 'actress' to come along? |
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?
Well pucker up there's a 98 yr old who needs the kiss of life...good man He just expired..poor chap! Let's cover his face quickly!! Unless Dr Dan wants to try?
He seems to have a blockage, hold on, let me get me plunger...Plunge on Dr Dan the heart and soul of the small hospital...adoring female fans will be along soon.
BOING! Right, that's the er, "old chap" brought back to life... Now where's this mistress that needs urgent attention?..."
*swoon* our hero |
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"Well your on your own..take care of the mistress..I'm sure she's in good hands
Can you play her role...please....for continuities sake?
I'd love to play with you..for continuities sake of course
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Dr Dan she's ALL yours. |
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"Im back (hic!) That bedpan full of scotch has steadied my nerves. Now where's the patient Dr Long?
Well pucker up there's a 98 yr old who needs the kiss of life...good man He just expired..poor chap! Let's cover his face quickly!! Unless Dr Dan wants to try?
He seems to have a blockage, hold on, let me get me plunger...Plunge on Dr Dan the heart and soul of the small hospital...adoring female fans will be along soon.
BOING! Right, that's the er, "old chap" brought back to life... Now where's this mistress that needs urgent attention?...
*swoon* our hero "
(Warms thermometer) Now then my dear, what seems to be the trouble? |
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"Well your on your own..take care of the mistress..I'm sure she's in good hands
Can you play her role...please....for continuities sake?
I'd love to play with you..for continuities sake of course
Dr Dan she's ALL yours. "
I'm out..you'll have to play with yourselves |
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"Well your on your own..take care of the mistress..I'm sure she's in good hands
Can you play her role...please....for continuities sake?
I'd love to play with you..for continuities sake of course
Dr Dan she's ALL yours. "
Don't make her wait it's impolite, and she is poorly (swoon)
(Swoon) |
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"Well your on your own..take care of the mistress..I'm sure she's in good hands
Can you play her role...please....for continuities sake?
I'd love to play with you..for continuities sake of course
Dr Dan she's ALL yours.
I'm out..you'll have to play with yourselves "
Nothing new there then! |
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"Well your on your own..take care of the mistress..I'm sure she's in good hands
Can you play her role...please....for continuities sake?
I'd love to play with you..for continuities sake of course
Dr Dan she's ALL yours.
I'm out..you'll have to play with yourselves
Nothing new there then!"
Yep just what the General would say!
Incontinence will leave you strangely unsatisfied! |
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"Well your on your own..take care of the mistress..I'm sure she's in good hands
Can you play her role...please....for continuities sake?
I'd love to play with you..for continuities sake of course
Dr Dan she's ALL yours.
I'm out..you'll have to play with yourselves
Nothing new there then!
Yep just what the General would say!
Incontinence will leave you strangely unsatisfied!"
Let's wrap this up with:
Here endeth the lesson. |
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