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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Judging by recent news events the inevitable invasion of zombies looks to be on the horizon. In honour of this I thought we could try a little exercise. You have one weapon and one weapon only against the deadly hoard that is fast approaching however it has to be closest object immediately to your left or right. What will it be and how will you fare.
Me? I have a laundry basket..I'm a goner  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Too my left, a glass of wine, to my right, one of the most dangerous substances known to man.....a piece of paper....now if I can only get the zombie to stand still long enough for me to slash at its neck the sustained paper cuts should decapitate it in about 3 weeks time - result!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!
so will take my chances !!!!!
lollol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!
so will take my chances !!!!!
lollol
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I'll have his stuff, cause I just crept up behind him and nicked his guns and accidentally shot him, cause I am not good at firing guns. Awe well the Zombie's didn't seem to mind. xxxx  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!
so will take my chances !!!!!
lollol
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is that an AK47 or are u just pleased to see me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!
so will take my chances !!!!!
lollol
in car and driving to hide behind u lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!
so will take my chances !!!!!
lollol
in car and driving to hide behind u lol
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bugger need to change route slightly - longer journey required lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!
so will take my chances !!!!!
lollol
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Blimey O'Reilly, I'd heard it was dangerous in Liverpool! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to the right the telly , may not be able to throw it far so i fucked if i got right ...
to the left i got glass window deffo fucked now....
hold on throw tv through window and i can then throw the sharp glass.
if by any chance i make it through this night ill call corp. in the morning to fix window lol |
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To my left there is a fire guard but under it is a big bit of wood to the right of me my best mate! Oooo wait above the fire place is three swords! I'm good anyone want one I only have two hands so one is spare |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"To my left there is a fire guard but under it is a big bit of wood to the right of me my best mate! Oooo wait above the fire place is three swords! I'm good anyone want one I only have two hands so one is spare"
Can I join you???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My boss on my left but I like him so I wont throw him at them... Yet, in my right I have a Chinese and they've no chance of that so I'm fucked but at least I won't be hungry   |
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"To my left there is a fire guard but under it is a big bit of wood to the right of me my best mate! Oooo wait above the fire place is three swords! I'm good anyone want one I only have two hands so one is spare
Can I join you??? "
Do you want a sword and the wood or two swords? I don't mind sharing if we stick together. Two of us together may have a better chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my left is an empty mug - maybe I could mug one of them.
To my right is a pen and aparantly its mightier than the sword so I'll be fine................  "
ha ha  |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
"To my left is an empty mug - maybe I could mug one of them.
To my right is a pen and aparantly its mightier than the sword so I'll be fine................
ha ha "
Live by the pen die by the pen? Here's quink in your eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To my right my sons light sabre and to my left some lego. (Ive just sat down). Never know build some clever lego might amuse them for a bit while I try to work out how to stick the damn light sabre on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my right my sons light sabre and to my left some lego. (Ive just sat down). Never know build some clever lego might amuse them for a bit while I try to work out how to stick the damn light sabre on. "
would it hurt if they walked on the lego?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my right my sons light sabre and to my left some lego. (Ive just sat down). Never know build some clever lego might amuse them for a bit while I try to work out how to stick the damn light sabre on.
would it hurt if they walked on the lego? "
True forgot about that could surround myself with a load of lego. Standing on lego is as bad as standing on a plug at times. |
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By *RS79Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Well in one corner I have the wall but my phone charger is plugged in so I could twirl the plug like a weapon but in the other corner u have ny cricket bat so I will use that!
There are two types of people in this world those with a zombie survival plan and those without! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two full bottles of red: A bludgeoning tool to begin with and then a stabbing tool as the fight continues. Enough for me to get downstairs, find a flame source to couple with the aerosols I have with me and then the real fun can begin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have two mobile phones (one being a work phone the old nokia 3210) to my left and my Motor cycle gear and tools to my right.
we all know a 3210 is lethal when thrown
I like my chances. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"To my left there is a fire guard but under it is a big bit of wood to the right of me my best mate! Oooo wait above the fire place is three swords! I'm good anyone want one I only have two hands so one is spare
Can I join you???
Do you want a sword and the wood or two swords? I don't mind sharing if we stick together. Two of us together may have a better chance"
I'll take the two swords! I'm a lefty and have become adapt at using both hands accordingly, let stick together and we will stand a chance of beating them!! Bring it on!!! |
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"To my left there is a fire guard but under it is a big bit of wood to the right of me my best mate! Oooo wait above the fire place is three swords! I'm good anyone want one I only have two hands so one is spare
Can I join you???
Do you want a sword and the wood or two swords? I don't mind sharing if we stick together. Two of us together may have a better chance
I'll take the two swords! I'm a lefty and have become adapt at using both hands accordingly, let stick together and we will stand a chance of beating them!! Bring it on!!!"
I'm sure we could steal more weapons on our attack and better ones. |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
are we taking over the world again with all this weaponry
iv just had a look and tonight i have a cup of coffee to the left and a melon to the right,i could give em a caffeine rush then pelt him with my melon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"are we taking over the world again with all this weaponry
iv just had a look and tonight i have a cup of coffee to the left and a melon to the right,i could give em a caffeine rush then pelt him with my melon "
lovely melons |
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"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!
so will take my chances !!!!!
lollol
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*Giggles*...silly
To my right; Jo Nesbo, two remotes and my phone. To my left my ginger pussy...make up your own jokes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a caravan holiday one year I had this nightmare that our cat Sam was with us, but there were zombie kittens after him and I was trying to protect him, they invaded the caravan and were all over the feck'n place  |
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