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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you had to explain about the birds and the bees to a child, let me hear how you’d go about explaining it to them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The birds sing and the bees sting

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Never kill bees they are good for us in many ways and watch out for birds shitting on tour head e en tho it's supposed to be good luck !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We talk about the man putting a seed in a lady with a special tool!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never kill bees they are good for us in many ways and watch out for birds shitting on tour head e en tho it's supposed to be good luck !!!"

No wonder we are a bunch of birds and bee lovers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We talk about the man putting a seed in a lady with a special tool!!!

Right..that's how they do it.

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Kids, birds and the bees, no such thing it's a couple male and female and the ones who love each other will end up having children, the ones who are just having fun , the lady might end up a single mum !!!

And how it happens it is, a woman as a Device that a lot of men once and when those devices come together the wild thing happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Kids, birds and the bees, no such thing it's a couple male and female and the ones who love each other will end up having children, the ones who are just having fun , the lady might end up a single mum !!!

And how it happens it is, a woman as a Device that a lot of men once and when those devices come together the wild thing happens

I think your pitch needs some work...

keep an eye on this thread. I am sure there are some smart parents out there.

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Depends what age they are think they get sex education year 5/6 now anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We use proper names for body parts and I read with them an age appropriate book about how babies are made and we discussed it together.

No birds bees and all that cabbage and stork business. They saw their sibling being born at home so kind of owed them other part of the story when they started asking questions. Better find out from me than google it or get inaccurate information from friends one day.

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