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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment  "
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things... |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things..."
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much "
Pot noodles dont count bud... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things..."
Surely between all of ya! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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The way I look at it if I'm a disappointment to someone then they obviously weren't the right person for me so I prefer to focus on those that don't find me disappointing...
....so that'd be my Mum then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much "
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope  |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope "
* Sulks and Cries *  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Surely between all of ya!"
Nope. We're all completely feckin hopeless on this thread. The clue is in the title... I tried to put some shelves up once. Nearly burnt the house down. |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things..."
Hey that dont include me on that 
At least I can do all of the above and much more  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Hey that dont include me on that
At least I can do all of the above and much more "
Get out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries * "
See? Useless... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Parents
Schoolteachers
Girlfriends
Shop staff
Chambermaids
Receptionists
Police
Post lady’s
Barmaids
Waitresses
Call centre operators
Bridesmaids
Brides
Mothers if the bride
Wife
I’ve disappointed them all.
I like that they pretty much expect disappointment from me these days so when I occasionally do something right I’m a fucking legend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fellas these negative attitudes are extremely dissapointed...
I prescribe a month long binge watch of Eastenders to get some perspection "
Yeh because that'll cheer us up wont it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries * "
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Parents
Schoolteachers
Girlfriends
Shop staff
Chambermaids
Receptionists
Police
Post lady’s
Barmaids
Waitresses
Call centre operators
Bridesmaids
Brides
Mothers if the bride
Wife
I’ve disappointed them all.
I like that they pretty much expect disappointment from me these days so when I occasionally do something right I’m a fucking legend."
Except you never do... That's the spirit lad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellas these negative attitudes are extremely dissapointed...
I prescribe a month long binge watch of Eastenders to get some perspection "
really...... surely that will only make them more depressed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellas these negative attitudes are extremely dissapointed...
I prescribe a month long binge watch of Eastenders to get some perspection
Yeh because that'll cheer us up wont it?"
Well yeah cos at least you don't have a cone head like Phil Mitchell at least. |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Hey that dont include me on that
At least I can do all of the above and much more "
Then get out, you're on the wrong thread  |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black "
Two of my favourite qualities |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black "
So it's like...a diamond? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fellas these negative attitudes are extremely dissapointed...
I prescribe a month long binge watch of Eastenders to get some perspection
Yeh because that'll cheer us up wont it?
Well yeah cos at least you don't have a cone head like Phil Mitchell at least. "
Yeh but I do though. Thanks for reminding me... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
So it's like...a diamond?"
A lump of nutty slack more like... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment "
Cooking - good
Fixing - good
Fucking - no recent examples to judge
All manly - not sure what that truly entails, so probably a massive fail |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Hey that dont include me on that
At least I can do all of the above and much more
Then get out, you're on the wrong thread "
All the women are turning up to tut at us now look... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities "
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we? |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
So it's like...a diamond?
A lump of nutty slack more like..."
Isnt that a sort of food? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we? "
There's a reason I only eat corned beef sarnies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Cooking - good
Fixing - good
Fucking - no recent examples to judge
All manly - not sure what that truly entails, so probably a massive fail"
But can you though?
Being manly means being all manly like... You know all that hooing at the football and scratching your bollocks stuff |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we? "
Depends wether you use a knife and fork , I wont have that, I just wont  |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment "
I can do all those things to a greater or lesser extent.
It's emotional empathy, availability and relating in any meaningful way to another humdn being where I fail |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
So it's like...a diamond?
A lump of nutty slack more like...
Isnt that a sort of food?"
nutty slack (uncountable)
(Britain) A cheap fuel consisting of slack (coal dust) and small lumps of coal (nuts); unlike other solid fuel it was not rationed during the period after World War II.
Further reading Edit
UK parliamentary record (1953) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
I can do all those things to a greater or lesser extent.
It's emotional empathy, availability and relating in any meaningful way to another humdn being where I fail"
See that's good. This fella can disapoint a woman in a very deep and meaningful way... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we? Depends wether you use a knife and fork , I wont have that, I just wont "
Pizza! Knife and fork?? Those words should not be in the same sentence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we?
There's a reason I only eat corned beef sarnies..."
You do make a good corned beef butty though |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we? Depends wether you use a knife and fork , I wont have that, I just wont
Pizza! Knife and fork?? Those words should not be in the same sentence "
I was just checking if you were posh or not . Correct answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Cooking - good
Fixing - good
Fucking - no recent examples to judge
All manly - not sure what that truly entails, so probably a massive fail
But can you though?
Being manly means being all manly like... You know all that hooing at the football and scratching your bollocks stuff"
Can I cook? Hell yes. I’m the only person in the house who does.
Can I fix stuff? Yes, same as above although the Mrs isn’t bad either.
Scratching bollocks? Fairly adept there.
Football? Not a clue. Don’t like playing it, don’t care about it. Might watch England in Euro/World Cup through patriotism, but only if there is literally nothing else to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Cooking - good
Fixing - good
Fucking - no recent examples to judge
All manly - not sure what that truly entails, so probably a massive fail
But can you though?
Being manly means being all manly like... You know all that hooing at the football and scratching your bollocks stuff
Can I cook? Hell yes. I’m the only person in the house who does.
Can I fix stuff? Yes, same as above although the Mrs isn’t bad either.
Scratching bollocks? Fairly adept there.
Football? Not a clue. Don’t like playing it, don’t care about it. Might watch England in Euro/World Cup through patriotism, but only if there is literally nothing else to do."
But can you do that manly hooing noise though? You know the male manly battle cry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we? Depends wether you use a knife and fork , I wont have that, I just wont
Pizza! Knife and fork?? Those words should not be in the same sentence
I was just checking if you were posh or not . Correct answer "
I am proper classy treacle |
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Oi !! I can cook thankyou very much
You tried convincing me that your penis was a sausage... You got no hope
* Sulks and Cries *
Shht. My emotion is like my heart, cold and black
Two of my favourite qualities
Oh ok... I bet we can't even have pizza for tea can we? Depends wether you use a knife and fork , I wont have that, I just wont
Pizza! Knife and fork?? Those words should not be in the same sentence
I was just checking if you were posh or not . Correct answer
I am proper classy treacle"
Y'ah Darling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Cooking - good
Fixing - good
Fucking - no recent examples to judge
All manly - not sure what that truly entails, so probably a massive fail
But can you though?
Being manly means being all manly like... You know all that hooing at the football and scratching your bollocks stuff
Can I cook? Hell yes. I’m the only person in the house who does.
Can I fix stuff? Yes, same as above although the Mrs isn’t bad either.
Scratching bollocks? Fairly adept there.
Football? Not a clue. Don’t like playing it, don’t care about it. Might watch England in Euro/World Cup through patriotism, but only if there is literally nothing else to do.
But can you do that manly hooing noise though? You know the male manly battle cry?"
The one that’s just a load of vowels strung out with a ‘gh’ on the end? Yeah, I can do something like that but I think I sound like a twat doing it.
Can I swap it for giving you a foot rub? I’m good at those too.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Cooking - good
Fixing - good
Fucking - no recent examples to judge
All manly - not sure what that truly entails, so probably a massive fail
But can you though?
Being manly means being all manly like... You know all that hooing at the football and scratching your bollocks stuff
Can I cook? Hell yes. I’m the only person in the house who does.
Can I fix stuff? Yes, same as above although the Mrs isn’t bad either.
Scratching bollocks? Fairly adept there.
Football? Not a clue. Don’t like playing it, don’t care about it. Might watch England in Euro/World Cup through patriotism, but only if there is literally nothing else to do.
But can you do that manly hooing noise though? You know the male manly battle cry?
The one that’s just a load of vowels strung out with a ‘gh’ on the end? Yeah, I can do something like that but I think I sound like a twat doing it.
Can I swap it for giving you a foot rub? I’m good at those too...."
Have you seen the state of her feet? You'd best bring a farriers rasp with you... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t like this negativity everyone has something positive to give I’d be happy if you just gave me cuddle 
We dont need your pity!
My pity that’s definitely not what I was meaning "
Honestly dont waste your time with the wretched specimens on this thread... |
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"I don’t like this negativity everyone has something positive to give I’d be happy if you just gave me cuddle
We dont need your pity!
My pity that’s definitely not what I was meaning "
I'll have it then if it's going spare. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t like this negativity everyone has something positive to give I’d be happy if you just gave me cuddle
We dont need your pity!
My pity that’s definitely not what I was meaning
I'll have it then if it's going spare. "
Spoken like a true wretch! Top marks pal |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t like this negativity everyone has something positive to give I’d be happy if you just gave me cuddle
We dont need your pity!
My pity that’s definitely not what I was meaning
I'll have it then if it's going spare. "
Thank you honesty you’re doing me a favour  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?"
I think just by the fact you've named yourself after a warhammer character most women will know that you're going to be a disappointment... |
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"Did someone call my name?
I think just by the fact you've named yourself after a warhammer character most women will know that you're going to be a disappointment..."
Unless you wanted a computer fixing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
I think just by the fact you've named yourself after a warhammer character most women will know that you're going to be a disappointment...
Unless you wanted a computer fixing "
Or a GM for a round of AD+D... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t like this negativity everyone has something positive to give I’d be happy if you just gave me cuddle "
Totally this, everyone has positives, and it makes you feel better to focus on them instead of the negatives, and I'd give anything for a cuddle right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone call my name?
I think just by the fact you've named yourself after a warhammer character most women will know that you're going to be a disappointment..."
What's warhammer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as they let me fuck their anuses in my 205 GTi behind Asda they don't disappoint me
1.6 or 1.9 GTI? "
Don't know it is not mine. I just borrow it to fuck in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Cooking - good
Fixing - good
Fucking - no recent examples to judge
All manly - not sure what that truly entails, so probably a massive fail
But can you though?
Being manly means being all manly like... You know all that hooing at the football and scratching your bollocks stuff
Can I cook? Hell yes. I’m the only person in the house who does.
Can I fix stuff? Yes, same as above although the Mrs isn’t bad either.
Scratching bollocks? Fairly adept there.
Football? Not a clue. Don’t like playing it, don’t care about it. Might watch England in Euro/World Cup through patriotism, but only if there is literally nothing else to do.
But can you do that manly hooing noise though? You know the male manly battle cry?
The one that’s just a load of vowels strung out with a ‘gh’ on the end? Yeah, I can do something like that but I think I sound like a twat doing it.
Can I swap it for giving you a foot rub? I’m good at those too...."
Ooh go on then! Foot rub would be good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as they let me fuck their anuses in my 205 GTi behind Asda they don't disappoint me "
You told me I was the only one you would ever bum in your GTI
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as they let me fuck their anuses in my 205 GTi behind Asda they don't disappoint me
You told me I was the only one you would ever bum in your GTI
He told you that too? "
Oooh that heartbreaking sneaky snake! 
I'm never letting him near my poopchute again
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"As long as they let me fuck their anuses in my 205 GTi behind Asda they don't disappoint me
You told me I was the only one you would ever bum in your GTI
He told you that too?
Oooh that heartbreaking sneaky snake!
I'm never letting him near my poopchute again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not me. I'm a prize that keeps giving,
A prize plonker maybe...
just seen this,
I think he’s in a bad mood I tried to help and he upset me so I give up "
Cant trust a guy that puts teddies down his pants. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Not me. I'm a prize that keeps giving,
A prize plonker maybe...
just seen this,
I think he’s in a bad mood I tried to help and he upset me so I give up
Cant trust a guy that puts teddies down his pants. "
can I just cuddle you instead then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not me. I'm a prize that keeps giving,
A prize plonker maybe...
just seen this,
I think he’s in a bad mood I tried to help and he upset me so I give up
Cant trust a guy that puts teddies down his pants.
can I just cuddle you instead then "
You know my arms are always open for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Not me. I'm a prize that keeps giving,
A prize plonker maybe...
just seen this,
I think he’s in a bad mood I tried to help and he upset me so I give up
Cant trust a guy that puts teddies down his pants.
can I just cuddle you instead then
You know my arms are always open for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good "
C'mon lads, form an orderly queue... It's lovely down there
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good
C'mon lads, form an orderly queue... It's lovely down there
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Im happy for your help lovely lady, I be exhausted otherwise lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good
C'mon lads, form an orderly queue... It's lovely down there
Im happy for your help lovely lady, I be exhausted otherwise lol"
You'll need more girls to get me down there!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good
C'mon lads, form an orderly queue... It's lovely down there
Im happy for your help lovely lady, I be exhausted otherwise lol"
Happy to help ya whip these boys into shape lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good
C'mon lads, form an orderly queue... It's lovely down there
Im happy for your help lovely lady, I be exhausted otherwise lol
You'll need more girls to get me down there! "
Shhhty it and shift it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good
C'mon lads, form an orderly queue... It's lovely down there
Im happy for your help lovely lady, I be exhausted otherwise lol
You'll need more girls to get me down there! "
You know I can handle you easily especially in my wellies as you saw earlier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are all disappointments im happy hsving you all as sex slaves to just use when Im bored, Ive a cellar with lovely chains. Makes sense if you are all no good
C'mon lads, form an orderly queue... It's lovely down there
Im happy for your help lovely lady, I be exhausted otherwise lol
You'll need more girls to get me down there!
You know I can handle you easily especially in my wellies as you saw earlier "
Not the wellies, not fair at all! |
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"I don’t like this negativity everyone has something positive to give I’d be happy if you just gave me cuddle "
It's a damn shame you're so far away, as apparently I do give good cuddles.
That said, you're far too pretty for the likes of me  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I don’t like this negativity everyone has something positive to give I’d be happy if you just gave me cuddle
It's a damn shame you're so far away, as apparently I do give good cuddles.
That said, you're far too pretty for the likes of me "
I’m not too pretty for anyone and il give anyone a cuddle that needs one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment "
I can do all those things bar one, and on that front I’m a big disappointment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If we are just talking sexually, then I can think of only twice I've been a disappointment. Thankfully I redeemed myself with both girls.
If we are talking in general, I'm pretty sureive disappointed many of folk over the years with varying factors involved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I disappoint most disappointing women - I think it's rude not to return that level of effort. I try my best to not let the good ones down mind....  "
Off ya pop down Foxy's cellar you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I look at what women are looking for and I read the verifications and I think I'm not for them and I'm only going to be disappointing.
Especially when I see someone looking for exceptional men
I'm not worthy, I'm just a bloke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
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I know man, how can they be so ignorant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
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You an all then, off ya pop to Foxy's cellar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
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Welcome brother... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
You an all then, off ya pop to Foxy's cellar "
They are too afraid lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
You an all then, off ya pop to Foxy's cellar
They are too afraid lol "
Huey says you're to beat us some more... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
You an all then, off ya pop to Foxy's cellar
They are too afraid lol "
Lead the way.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
You an all then, off ya pop to Foxy's cellar
They are too afraid lol
Huey says you're to beat us some more..."
Im usually the one being beat especially my bum lol but im happy torturing all you men who are a disappointment to women, pityful men who deserve to be stripped naked and tied, teased and made to beg. I can turn you all back in to real manly men |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Is this the thread for average size Penis's?
I'm 5'10"
Have you seen my cock? It looks just like a penis only smaller..."
I'm not familiar with it but think I would recognise it now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most definitely.
Only yesterday I sent pics to a lady that she requested and her response was was 'oh' followed by delete and block.
Never mind
You an all then, off ya pop to Foxy's cellar
They are too afraid lol
Huey says you're to beat us some more...
Im usually the one being beat especially my bum lol but im happy torturing all you men who are a disappointment to women, pityful men who deserve to be stripped naked and tied, teased and made to beg. I can turn you all back in to real manly men "
(Puts on Quasimodo voice)
Yess mistress! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Check
Check
Check
Oh ... bugger"
You could never be a disapointment Jennie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as they let me fuck their anuses in my 205 GTi behind Asda they don't disappoint me
You told me I was the only one you would ever bum in your GTI
He told you that too?
Oooh that heartbreaking sneaky snake!
I'm never letting him near my poopchute again
Men "
I just hope the pair of you did some Winston Wolf-level cleaning, it was my GTi...... |
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"As long as they let me fuck their anuses in my 205 GTi behind Asda they don't disappoint me
You told me I was the only one you would ever bum in your GTI
He told you that too?
Oooh that heartbreaking sneaky snake!
I'm never letting him near my poopchute again
Men
I just hope the pair of you did some Winston Wolf-level cleaning, it was my GTi......"
I disappointed my ex I would not marry or give her children
Am I welcome here x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this the thread for average size Penis's?
I'm 5'10"
Just get in the damn cellar
Will you be in it too?"
Of course I will... I have to whip you into shape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as they let me fuck their anuses in my 205 GTi behind Asda they don't disappoint me
You told me I was the only one you would ever bum in your GTI
He told you that too?
Oooh that heartbreaking sneaky snake!
I'm never letting him near my poopchute again
Men
I just hope the pair of you did some Winston Wolf-level cleaning, it was my GTi......"
Just send the bill to F&B... He'll be in the cellar |
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By *inacoolWoman
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Surely between all of ya!
Nope. We're all completely feckin hopeless on this thread. The clue is in the title... I tried to put some shelves up once. Nearly burnt the house down."
U r good at re arranging furniture tho Dan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Surely between all of ya!
Nope. We're all completely feckin hopeless on this thread. The clue is in the title... I tried to put some shelves up once. Nearly burnt the house down.
U r good at re arranging furniture tho Dan"
Yeh and look what happened. You were very disappointed in me weren't you? |
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By *inacoolWoman
over a year ago
Torfaen |
"In my camp if you can cook, fuck, fix things and be all manly like then you are never a disappointment
Yeh but none of the blokes on this thread can do any o dem things...
Surely between all of ya!
Nope. We're all completely feckin hopeless on this thread. The clue is in the title... I tried to put some shelves up once. Nearly burnt the house down.
U r good at re arranging furniture tho Dan
Yeh and look what happened. You were very disappointed in me weren't you? "
Only with everything else - but your furniture re arranging was excellent, still works |
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