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over a year ago
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"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs."
I hate it. Which is the only reason why I prefer bareback sex (with hubby)
Cause I’m not sucking a cock that’s had a condom on it. No sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men 
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively."
You’re the best  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best "
Get a room you two  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.
Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!"
They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two "
You can join us (don’t worry I know I’m ugly, I can just watch) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
Can I join to? Sometimes I bant even open the packet! "
Yes!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively."
Can I join to? Sometimes I can't even open the packet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.
Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!
They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring "
Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
Can I join to? Sometimes I bant even open the packet!
Yes!!!!"
woo hoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.
Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!
They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring
Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!"
Oooo I love pineapple  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
You can join us (don’t worry I know I’m ugly, I can just watch)"
I have performance anxiety.
With or without viewers  |
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two "
That's literally the plan. Keep up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
You can join us (don’t worry I know I’m ugly, I can just watch)
I have performance anxiety.
With or without viewers "
Oh |
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
Can I join to? Sometimes I can't even open the packet! "
Of course! The more the merrier  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up. "
For the MLS? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras  "
Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck... |
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"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.
Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!
They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring
Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!"
Still too much sugar. Rub it in dorito seasoning. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras
Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck..."
How can you kiss their neck and look at the bra straps My point still stands  |
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up.
For the MLS?"
No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.
Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!
They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring
Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!
Still too much sugar. Rub it in dorito seasoning."
Knowing you, you would probably insist on heatwave ones |
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"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.
Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!
They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring
Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!
Still too much sugar. Rub it in dorito seasoning.
Knowing you, you would probably insist on heatwave ones "
I do like a bit of spice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up.
For the MLS?
No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake."
I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras
Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck...
How can you kiss their neck and look at the bra straps My point still stands "
Carefully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up.
For the MLS?
No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.
I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here."
^ *Ahem* |
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up.
For the MLS?
No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.
I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here.
^ *Ahem*"
Fight it out boys. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up.
For the MLS?
No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.
I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here.
^ *Ahem*
Fight it out boys."
Cock duel!
His is longer but as a result my might be harder.
It will be a fight between reach and punching power! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras
Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck...
How can you kiss their neck and look at the bra straps My point still stands
Carefully "
Exactly. Slow touches and tender kisses all over the body. I can even undo them with my mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up.
For the MLS?
No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake."
Badges and cake.
Disappointment never tasted better. |
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"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men
Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.
You’re the best
Get a room you two
That's literally the plan. Keep up.
For the MLS?
No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.
Badges and cake.
Disappointment never tasted better. "
Right!? We're already dissapoinnting so screw the diet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I can and enjoy doing so, but can't roll it all the way down as I can't deepthroat! I get it as far as I possibly can then use my hands to roll the rest on. |
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